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Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
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Sep 17, 2019

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youtube likes
youtube likes 3 hours ago
I need that pasta recipe
atara
atara 6 hours ago
But if you don’t have kids......... there won’t be anymore Ceddias
-w- Uni-Chan -w-
-w- Uni-Chan -w- 8 hours ago
can u read portuguese? if yes EU AMO TEU CANAL
Madeline Halliez
Madeline Halliez 12 hours ago
14:01 I agree with you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. It stinks.
Christian Sperling
Christian Sperling 19 hours ago
Its 6 am and John Cena killed me
Dj'Lisa Wyllie
I DONT LIKE “don’t call me angel” either! It’s 100% the bells or the clanging noise in the background which makes it unbearable af, gives me extreme sensory overload 😭 I love Lana’s part but that’s bc I love literally everything Lana does and I hate the rest of the song lmao
80's bxby
80's bxby Day ago
congrats on 3 million james charles
Jordan Strasser
I have the same hydro flask
Spilly Tea
Spilly Tea 2 days ago
I burned my spaghetti in the microwave
Itz ArtLife
Itz ArtLife 3 days ago
I tried to read Harry Potter... SO HOWS YOUR DAY?
Heen
Heen 4 days ago
They tried to kill Carl not only once not only twice BUT thrice. I could neverrrrr
Zoe Nehrer
Zoe Nehrer 5 days ago
marry me plz lol
Shazmin Kamali
Shazmin Kamali 5 days ago
Same
T. D.
T. D. 6 days ago
11:35 I think the casino part john cena was referring to was about the “Lotus Flower” casino in the Percy Jackson book. This part only made sense to readers that read The Odyssey by Homer (an Epic with mythology), since the lotus flower, on the land of the Lotus-Eaters, was a plant eaten by Odysseus’s men that poisoned their minds and basically caused them to lose all sense of reality. There was also a scene in Percy Jackson about the “Scylla” monster which was also from The Odyssey.
Tearani Wikohika
Tearani Wikohika 6 days ago
your hair looks great!!
Lily Ferazzi
Lily Ferazzi 6 days ago
Are we not gonna talk about how they don’t have standardized testing
Carli Cartisser
Carli Cartisser 6 days ago
Whats Harry Potter
James Barret
James Barret 6 days ago
Omg relatable omg sksksksksks ur so relatable ooop
Brad Lewis
Brad Lewis 6 days ago
We're in the same boat with driving. Except, I'm American. So...
J M
J M 6 days ago
12:32 *recoils in 60 seconds x 4 = 240 words*
_O_Li_ v_a
_O_Li_ v_a 6 days ago
“how did you get sick?” *inhale* *”t h e b e e s”*
Hiccamo
Hiccamo 6 days ago
11:56 I’m sorry but that’s like the best part in the video lol
Happy man
Happy man 6 days ago
4 words x 1 second , 4 words x 1 minute, 1 minute=60 seconds, 240 words lmao this just made me laugh ❤️❤️
Alice Rivera
Alice Rivera 7 days ago
Joana : eats heathy, perfect child, goes to gym almost everyday, gets good grades, an actually good sense of humor , is great at art. Me: eats pretty healthy, an ok child, goes to the gym 3 or 2 times a week, gets good grades,, has an okay sense of humor, draws stick figure. ;)
Mariana Peraza
Mariana Peraza 7 days ago
DUDE Small boobs are THE BEST I don’t see the hype around having big boobs
Hannah Lidala
Hannah Lidala 7 days ago
love your vids please respond.
Maysen Brown
Maysen Brown 7 days ago
Couldn’t agree more with your stance on raising children
Van Gogh
Van Gogh 7 days ago
ily Joanna but PJO is (~ ̄³ ̄)~
Wonder Draw
Wonder Draw 8 days ago
God bless.
Jasminekim
Jasminekim 8 days ago
*you should be a theoritical physist like sheldon from tbbt*
Min Yoonji
Min Yoonji 8 days ago
Petition for Jellybean Celery to have a goat 👇🏻
Pepe's Mama
Pepe's Mama 9 days ago
Joana, I think you’re awesome and so does my daughter (who has many of your same traits!). Thanks for the entertainment!!
Gloriaplays
Gloriaplays 9 days ago
Joana: can RUvid just fold its self up and throw its self away😭😂
Virgie Leah Bagares-Nemis
Joanna you need to try doritoos with cheese and butter microwaved itssssssssssssss so good
Titsalina Bumsquash
I think the killer bee's got eem... ruvid.net/video/video-WexTLNIWZN0.html I am sorry and also you are welcome.
charlotte is tired
charlotte is tired 10 days ago
4:31 brad mondo is getting excited
Arthur Bonicio
Arthur Bonicio 10 days ago
Do you consider yourself latina? I ask this cuz that's actually polemic in Brazil. Some people does, some people doesn't (including me). I would like to know the perspective of someone (brazilian) who was raised in another country like you. Tnks. Love your videos.
crrluv
crrluv 10 days ago
omg that was my question why she looks like her mom
Fayo Olatunji
Fayo Olatunji 10 days ago
what uni does she go to?
Rianna The Kirby
Rianna The Kirby 11 days ago
Is ur refrigerator running? Anyone:Yes...? (why would you ask me that?) The one and only Joana Ceddia: Yes. And I have to catch it. Comical..
Renatta
Renatta 11 days ago
Shave your head off lol 💜
tea time
tea time 11 days ago
John Cena: “were almost at 3 million, YoU kNoW whAt thAt mEanS” me: *the electrical bill is gonna go way up again.*
mike dias
mike dias 11 days ago
That tiny mic is fucking hilarious. The awkward is spot on. Definitely comedy.
Emily Jacobo
Emily Jacobo 11 days ago
Yes, I'm in trouble. in school they took my phone, I can't call my parents. my parents don't know can someone help?
i do stuff
i do stuff 11 days ago
joana "I only bye cloths from sustainable brands" no one ... absolutely no one ... Joana " AriTSiA!🙂 iS a sUstaIANabLe BRAND!!!"🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
•Mintii Aesthetic•
"Catch me with my hair down I dare you" Hah.
Steph G
Steph G 12 days ago
Apply to Google!
trixsweatpants
trixsweatpants 12 days ago
please. stop peaking that mic
Benji Cuyugan
Benji Cuyugan 12 days ago
im with you on the phone thing. im keeping mine till it dies (iphone 5se). for me its a waste of money and these new phones are getting expensive for no real reason.
Molly Bullock
Molly Bullock 12 days ago
Love my tiny boobs:) so much cheaper
Me Ok
Me Ok 12 days ago
Aaaahhhh so close to 3 million!
Grace Cho
Grace Cho 12 days ago
I'm literally doing my homework which is to find 10 words in a youtube vid you don't know and the person I turned to: JOANA CEDDIA
vicky russo
vicky russo 13 days ago
“shave ur head off”
A FREAKIN CAT
A FREAKIN CAT 13 days ago
Who would dislike her videos 🙄these videos cure cancer
Carlea Wilson
Carlea Wilson 13 days ago
No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul: Everyone in the comment section: no one:
jhon
jhon 13 days ago
you love brazil you just don't want to get shot in the back
Zdh Angel
Zdh Angel 14 days ago
Joana: *starts talking abt Brazil* Me, a limelight: “COME TO BRAZIL” (iykyk)
Zdh Angel
Zdh Angel 8 days ago
Sxphiecapel 06 luckyyyyy
Sxphiecapel 06
Sxphiecapel 06 8 days ago
Zdh Angel YESSSS OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS me and my best friend are seeing the london show and we v excited
treeland
treeland 14 days ago
Thank you for the small boob love, much appreciated
LadyGandalf
LadyGandalf 14 days ago
Can you PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO OF HOW YOU MAKE YOUR VIDEOS. Like is the mic connected to camera? Or phone while you record? How does everything goooo togetherrrrrrr help 😭
Wig Snatched
Wig Snatched 14 days ago
You could be bob ross joana
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