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Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
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Sambo
Sambo 6 hours ago
One of the things i love about her videos is the description because they’re so funny and have nothing to do with the actual video 😂 I love your videos Joana you’re absolutely amazing and don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not
Gracerella
Gracerella Day ago
WHY DID I GET A TRUMP AD BEFORE YOUR VIDEO
Ella Sorkin
Ella Sorkin 2 days ago
ThE BeEs
Grace
Grace 2 days ago
Little did she know she was going to shave her hair off
stevenuniversefan12
do your parents ever talk to you in English?
Sunflower Morning
The casino in Percy Jackson was a reference to the island of the lotus eaters in the Odyssey! I think Percy Jackson is (loosely) based off of that story but I don’t know for sure and it probably doesn’t matter, I just thought it was neat
Lynn. me
Lynn. me 4 days ago
"You're in trouble and we need to talk" That nearly gave me a heart attack when i saw that
Brai Walker
Brai Walker 4 days ago
Ladies and Gentlemen....this was the first case of the corona virus. 😂😂😂 jk. Love you Joana!
Kayla Camarao
Kayla Camarao 5 days ago
I thought I was in trouble.... Am I grounded yet?
Alex The minty
Alex The minty 5 days ago
Do u have caronavirus
Ümmü Gülsüm Akbal
14.52 "Of course i would shave my head off!" *Shereallydidthat*
Mara Brazina
Mara Brazina 6 days ago
Hi
Mara Brazina
Mara Brazina 6 days ago
In just bing watching your videos
ollie but nb
ollie but nb 8 days ago
i know that this is like... 10000 years old and someone prob already said it but the Hotel Casino thing in PJO its important like... sOO IMPORTANT for the third book
Ssyc253
Ssyc253 9 days ago
How is she not sponsored by Aritzia
Michael
Michael 10 days ago
Me: *sees title* *starts getting anxious because of the trauma that is the school calling my mom*
Daphne Moon
Daphne Moon 11 days ago
What in gods name was that slop/"food" she made!?? WHAT WAS IT 😩
PearlLittleMix
PearlLittleMix 11 days ago
Joana: i have so many hairstyles to try Also Joana: Shaves her head bald I guess you cant do that anymore!
Diane Sohn
Diane Sohn 12 days ago
14:49 She kept her word.
ghena alkhuzaei
ghena alkhuzaei 13 days ago
Back when she had hair
Kolos Csabai
Kolos Csabai 13 days ago
Please collaborate with Simply Nailogical. I just bought a Nike water bottle of course it was blue but I mean it lasted three years and is still alive so that's good for me love your videos bye
Ava Alperin
Ava Alperin 13 days ago
HAHAHA OMG MY MOM IS A SVP AT AMC AND I TOLD HER THAT IT WAS A STUPID DECISION TO KILL CARL
Lost Space Bunny
Lost Space Bunny 18 days ago
I was wondering why she looked so different and I realized that she still had her hair and I was wondering how in the world she grew it back that quickly and I looked at the date and in this essay I will-
Davina Seale
Davina Seale 18 days ago
😂 well she did "get over it."
Jezzo Tezzo
Jezzo Tezzo 19 days ago
My shawn mendes phase has not passed, it’s been six years
RISE STEP CHICKENS
RISE STEP CHICKENS 20 days ago
History of John cena hair Cut with craft scissors Again cut with craft scissors Box bleach Brad mondo bleached it Shaved it all off
Liv_Liv
Liv_Liv 20 days ago
Wow joana really out here active and artistically talented AnD hella smart AND funny??? Fuck my drag
Katelynn Florek
Katelynn Florek 22 days ago
You may have heard of Spanglish but have you heard of PARCHGINGLISH!!!!
InSomnia
InSomnia 22 days ago
what's your favorite type of bean? Joana: Mr. Bean XD im seriously *wheezing*
PandaJungle
PandaJungle 24 days ago
you really dont need to deal well with people when you're a professor
lilo lieske
lilo lieske 24 days ago
U spoilerd twd ?!ß!?!!?!?! whyy????
iqr czerwiec
iqr czerwiec 24 days ago
14:50 oh
C h a n e l
C h a n e l 26 days ago
take advantage of when you have small boobies bc you would want small boobies when your a full grown adult (to all the 9 years olds)
Lune Silber
Lune Silber 27 days ago
Wait...they killed Carl??
Petronella McSparron
Just saying but in percy Jackson nico is one of my fav hotels so I'm not mad they went to the lotus hotel Also I will always think percy Jackson is the better book series But the movies are bad
UwU
UwU 28 days ago
“I get out a lot” Wow. That line did not age well.
Kaj Bajlori
Kaj Bajlori 28 days ago
You shaved your head off!!
nvengat
nvengat 29 days ago
12:28 if u are taking 4 words in a second,, isnt that 240 words in a minute?
The One And Only
Who else here is exited for the video, but also just as exited to see what Joana wrote in the description. I promise you if you don’t read it you should! It’s SO funny and I LOVE the stories
Jillian Ward
Jillian Ward Month ago
Omg Joana, you are the best RUvidr, you never fail to make me smile when I am in a bad place.
Gianna
Gianna Month ago
Yous gots a high iq
Victor Amundsen
Victor Amundsen Month ago
12:25 . No hate, but if you have to write 4 words by each second of the video and you are editing a whole minute you do not write 400 words, but 240 words. 4*60=240
Landmark Studios
I bet one day you'll shave your head..heheh
Kendra Hansen
Kendra Hansen Month ago
My favorite color is also shrek
Moonlit Dragon
Moonlit Dragon Month ago
*Viewer*-will you dye your hair and impulsive color? *Joana Ceddia*-yes, after I let it grow out. _Umm, about that...you are bald now...?_
Azaneth Blandin
Azaneth Blandin Month ago
Canada: “7,000 per YEAR for an undergraduate degree” “No standardized tests” “No Ivy League schools” “Just do well in high school” USA: MIT with 73,160 PER YEAR 👀 All the standardized tests we have to take each year 👀 Even if u do well.... can u afford it??
Vivien Wang
Vivien Wang Month ago
In the first PercyJackson book, they were stuck in the casino so that later when they introduced Nico and Bianca, we had a back story to look at and understand why they had no recollection of what happened from the past.
Spoiled Banana Milk
"i have so many other hairstyles!" *shaves head*
yo hello
yo hello Month ago
jeremy cabanban in this video: *i'll wait for my hair to grow out* also johnny carson now: *i sHaVeD mY hEaD :>*
Ada Adanır
Ada Adanır Month ago
Who is here after she actually shaved her hair?
Alicia Wilton
Alicia Wilton Month ago
There are standardized tests in Canada. The literacy test and EQAO in grades 3,6, and 9. No SAT’s though
Bryant Colley
Bryant Colley Month ago
I love how she said “I’m gonna grow my hair out” and now she’s bald. Tea
Ava Jones
Ava Jones Month ago
😂
Mattx
Mattx Month ago
Carl? your upset that carl died? when comtemplating the universe what have you figured out?
Awesome Derp
Awesome Derp Month ago
The show died when they killed Carl
RX 570
RX 570 Month ago
10:36
sarah han
sarah han Month ago
Who’s here after Joana shaved her head!
Lizzy 161810
Lizzy 161810 Month ago
where you get the microphone from?
Michael Mahon
Michael Mahon Month ago
It's at simp now
suraya Taskeen
suraya Taskeen Month ago
Who is watching this after John Cena shaved her head . . . .
Alexandra H
Alexandra H Month ago
Little did she know when she was filming this that she was gonna go bald🤯
Oona Sawyer
Oona Sawyer Month ago
Dear John Cena, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Megan Cater
Megan Cater Month ago
Wait a minute. Joana claims that when writing voice overs for a video, she typically writes about 4 words per sec of footage. If each second equals 4 words and each minute is 60 seconds then you would have approximately 240 words per minute. JOANA, HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET 400!?!?
Abbi Didonna
Abbi Didonna Month ago
Well the thing with the lotus casino actually comes up in the second book series which is why I love rick Riordans writing because little things that seem insignificant are actually major plot lines in later books , his writing is so intertwined and I can’t even imagine how he made it all work
veronica buk
veronica buk Month ago
Wooooow Joana has hair...
Maciej Ś
Maciej Ś Month ago
"I have so many other hairstyles to try" Me: like being bald for example.
Waffle Kiwi
Waffle Kiwi Month ago
12:31 4 words per second...
carol
carol Month ago
i love your hair
Monkey 2005
Monkey 2005 Month ago
Howdy Joana, Love your videos. Make sure to pray to our Lord and Savior SHREK!!
Shelby Hamilton
Shelby Hamilton Month ago
Joanna I started a RUvid channel bc of you
iris arv
iris arv Month ago
Who else is here after she shaved her hair XD?
Y O
Y O Month ago
Jfsjtsrjasuxitt
Kinze Freitag
Kinze Freitag Month ago
r your glasses fake
Magnus Guglius Vuglius
You need a plan for after college, like get a job, otherwise what’s the point of spending money on college. I don’t get why kids think they should go to college, but not make it a worth while career investment. ??? You need to research the job market, find out what the job you want is actually like instead of what you assume it’s like, try some informational interviews of people who are in the career you think you want to find out what it is like, and what they did to get where they are at. As someone who went to college and got a worthless degree, do the career research NOW, not when you’re about to graduate.
Melissa Van Niekerk
Okay but wait a minute. Voiceover: 4 words per second so a whole minute is 400 words... wait what?
Angel 。゚・
Angel 。゚・ Month ago
Person: How did you get sick? Joana : *THE BEES*
Kenya Chavez
Kenya Chavez Month ago
I badly want to start a RUvid channel,but can't cause of my Mexican mom
Movies And ratings
Who’s watching this after she’s shaved her hair and she said she wanted to die her hair like if you are
Jennifer Riddle
Jennifer Riddle Month ago
And that Boom in the hair department is SHAVING MY HEAD but not bald
*Mykie* mYkIe*
*Mykie* mYkIe* Month ago
*title* Me: I’m sorry mom.
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