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George Carlin speaking the truth and poking some fun at it.


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Mar 12, 2008

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Phoenix T Mitchell
Phoenix T Mitchell 2 hours ago
He was awesome. Rest n peace Mr. Carlin.
Jeremy Poe
Jeremy Poe 12 hours ago
Cracks me up when George says the number of rights people in America have gets smaller and smaller and the stupid audience claps. What are they clapping for? He's right. That's not exactly something to clap for.
Christian Bunke
Gone for 12 years still 100 steps ahead of everyone else.
Mike B
Mike B Day ago
just stumbled across a bunch of Carlin videos today. Gone 12 years and still as relevant as ever his comments on the gov't become more tru by the minute!
MR.C&A Video911Game
i miss him :D
OwlEye2010
OwlEye2010 2 days ago
6:48 - 7:07 You don't even have to go that far back to learn about our rights. Look at what's going on at the US/Mexican border and how those folks are being treated recently.
Thomas Hart
Thomas Hart 3 days ago
It amazes me how all the shit he said was crazy funny now it's fucking scary how it's all coming true Great comedian and a psyic to
Emil Emilio
Emil Emilio 4 days ago
There ought to be a Church of George Carlin 😂
Fabulous Nassar
Fabulous Nassar 5 days ago
You pull this shit now and everyone gets offended WTF HAPPEND
Justin Rabbitt
Justin Rabbitt 5 days ago
This man is so funny. Putting things people know is the truth in a numerous way. If he was still alive I'm sure he would have had a field day ranting about what's going on now in the USA. I find his statements about rights pretty spot on since when you look at people with records. Some lose all rights forever and are punished even long after serving their so acclaimed dept to society. The right to freedom, justice, and pursuit of happiness becomes nothing to those with records trying to reintegrate back with impossible odds stacked against them. Saying our "rights" are "temporary privileges" is more accurate given how the legal system in the USA can make it impossible to have anymore pursuit of happiness nor freedom even after "paying your debt" this is just my opinion nothing more.
richard bello
richard bello 6 days ago
It's all free Mason luciferion black magic linguistic spells unawares by the human brain
Doneisia Davis
Doneisia Davis 6 days ago
BRILLIANT!!!!
Giuseppe Mastropaolo
I love to know what George said to God when he entered the gates of Heaven when it came to his opinion about God in this clip lol 😂
Petros Christeas
Petros Christeas 6 days ago
He sounds like an older Sylvester Stallone
Sir DukesAlot
Sir DukesAlot 6 days ago
Religion is simply brainwashing. Kids are indoctrinated to believe in them since childhood. Literally thousand of religions and Gods created by man and everyone feels their belief is true.
George Sawtooth
George Sawtooth 8 hours ago
And science isn't the same type of brainwashing bullshit? Stupid fucks like you can't think for yourselves.
Stefano L
Stefano L 6 days ago
He is one of the best comedians of all times wauw 3.1 K who dislikes this video they must be offended 😂😂😂😂😂 get back in the line ! Because you are offended doesn't mean you are right about it !
Ricardas Vitkus
Ricardas Vitkus 7 days ago
I have never heard about George Carlin until I found him on RUvid a few weeks ago. And I can't believe this G E N I U S perished already 12 years ago!!!
Joe Zammit
Joe Zammit 8 days ago
George's observational realism is SADLY missed...RIP George...
James Ogden
James Ogden 8 days ago
I sure miss this man's true talk about all the bullshit in the world that people actually believe. Thank You George!
RustyNuts
RustyNuts 9 days ago
Fcuk humanity
jadearmour99
jadearmour99 10 days ago
I wish he could talk about coronavirus.
x LatinAssazzin
x LatinAssazzin 10 days ago
Because God is an asshole
Jack Merucci
Jack Merucci 11 days ago
Does anyone else find this strangely comforting?
Kamil Dryjski
Kamil Dryjski 11 days ago
His right that we don't have right specially in 2020 holly shit its so true
Juan dela Cruz
Juan dela Cruz 11 days ago
If George Carlin were still alive, we'd call him based or woke and the evil powers that be would call him conspiracy theorist.
Tim Doyle
Tim Doyle 11 days ago
He’d love Covid.
Eric Gordon
Eric Gordon 12 days ago
God isnt weak in math skills, hes fucking senile
Wanderlust 64
Wanderlust 64 13 days ago
"....it's make believe folks, just make believe, someone made it up......" He is so right so why do we all continue practicing this BS? We live in world where we are force to follow idiot systems and idiot reciting like "...with liberty and Justice for all." it's BS!
Alex Garcia
Alex Garcia 13 days ago
He was always telling us the Truth!! RIP George. He was a good kind soul.
dave schulz
dave schulz 13 days ago
Can you imagine what America will be like when the religious fundimentalists start pushing their religion based agenda . I think it's going to get much worse when Trump is relected. I mean the right-wing christian movement voted him in so Trump has to keep some of his promises to them .
De Cam
De Cam 13 days ago
I think it's very rude to clap and shout during this important civics lecture.
Hub Location Sound
Hub Location Sound 13 days ago
Savage ending! Think Netflix would give this guy a comedy special in 2020?
C P
C P 14 days ago
Imagine this guy as president of america
mj. rock
mj. rock 14 days ago
While he condemns america he gets filthy rich doing it, ring a ding .
Aaron C
Aaron C 14 days ago
I have no rights. There going fucking destroy me twice now. Frame me with a patsy you pansies. We need true leaders.
Chris Reed
Chris Reed 14 days ago
Don’t forget that those Japanese Americans were put into internment camps by Democrats.
RantChant 316
RantChant 316 15 days ago
And now white people who's only fault was being born in this country are responsible for slavery...
melissa sandison
melissa sandison 8 days ago
@Anakin Skywalker yeah I thought so but I wasn't 100 percent sure. so I just went with what Google told me.
Anakin Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker 8 days ago
@melissa sandison It was actually more like 4%.
RantChant 316
RantChant 316 11 days ago
@melissa sandison hahaha
melissa sandison
melissa sandison 11 days ago
@RantChant 316 classy mines more medieval because we live in the 14th century.
RantChant 316
RantChant 316 11 days ago
@melissa sandison lol I turned my basement into a 50 shades room.
Jacob Pitsenbarger
Jacob Pitsenbarger 15 days ago
"Upside down bible" Our president 🙄
Jacob Pitsenbarger
Jacob Pitsenbarger 12 days ago
@RantChant 316 for future reference, most carlin fans aren't going to miss the point. He appeals to enlightened and intelligent people. My kind of people. USUALLY. Don't presume that Carlin fans are stupid. I would have more respect for you if you owned your mistake
Jacob Pitsenbarger
Jacob Pitsenbarger 12 days ago
@RantChant 316 I didn't miss the point. I'm not an idiot. I never said the point was that he's talking about Trump. I've been watching his stand up for 20 years and he's been dead for 12. Swearing on the Bible is useless and stupid and the Bible is useless and stupid in and of itself (this is the main appeal of Carlin for me, so dont tell me I missed the point. It's why I'm watching you doofus) He mentioned "what if it was upside down?" And that made me think of our useless and stupid president who always uses the useless and stupid Bible as a prop. He did a useless and stupid photo op where he held it upside down like a muppet. Didn't miss the point. Just took it somewhere else, as many commenters have. Don't you have anything better to do with your life than attempting (and failing, obviously) to Pick apart comments in which you've "missed the point" ? 🙄
RantChant 316
RantChant 316 12 days ago
Yeah... you did. He made the point swearing on the bible is useless and stupid yet you still brought it up
Jacob Pitsenbarger
Jacob Pitsenbarger 12 days ago
@RantChant 316 uh. Lol. No I didn't.
RantChant 316
RantChant 316 15 days ago
You missed his point obviously
Christ Bickerstaff
Christ Bickerstaff 15 days ago
Now type 2020 covid and that's our rights!
Sharon Shepherd
Sharon Shepherd 15 days ago
"Religion is what keeps the poor from eating the rich" - Napoleon bonaparte
Boo Radley
Boo Radley 16 days ago
I hope I grow old as gracefully as George.
RoninBlade5321
RoninBlade5321 17 days ago
“Ahh fu** here we go again” wasn’t even the punchline but it just catches me every time🤣🤣
charlenepyle
charlenepyle 17 days ago
You exist to serve the juice, goi.
CHARLES-DEFEAT-GLOBAL HOMO-KALERGI-ISLAM-FOR EUROPA
The last 70 years an awful lot of bs has been made up ,
CryNsmile 7u
CryNsmile 7u 18 days ago
4:21
Ar Ran
Ar Ran 18 days ago
I miss this standup philosopher.
DoOrDoNotThereIsNoTry
omg... fuck all you sheeple
Flaming panda
Flaming panda 17 days ago
.... what???
james morgan
james morgan 19 days ago
I wonder if George realised he was banging his head against a wall at the end... because all those laughing fuckers in the audience did fucknig nothing after sitting there listening to him.
lewinglobalUnboxing
the government doesn't care about you period only sheeple think that they do
Σέλευκος Seleucus
Human rights are a failed philosophy of John Locke and similar philosophers.
Chamber of Progress
What if an elected Government official was about to be sworn into office but instead of being sworn in on the Bible, as kind of a fun troll job, some wise guy produced a Satanic Bible with a traditional Christian Bible cover? Oh, that would be hilarious! And moreover, it would be more appropriate since politicians are all liars, cheaters and scumbags.
melissa sandison
melissa sandison 11 days ago
@Chamber of Progress yeah thank satan. but than maybe if it was politicians would actually have brains.
Chamber of Progress
@melissa sandison That's just it: It's not 🤣
melissa sandison
melissa sandison 11 days ago
don't put my bible in the same place as politicians.
Corey Selin
Corey Selin 19 days ago
In today's day an age, I sure wish George was alive he'd have so much material to work with. Long live his message! Thank you Mr. Carlin!
Bruce Wade
Bruce Wade 15 days ago
He was a Liberal stooge.
Yaron Mikey Jay
Yaron Mikey Jay 19 days ago
He’s the definition of brilliant
Thomas Kearney
Thomas Kearney 20 days ago
Not only one of the funniest people ever but smart as fuck too. He definitely opened my mind to a lot of shit when I was younger, especially about all the people that are full of shit
TerraRubicon
TerraRubicon 20 days ago
George Carlin was also a great philosopher. One of the best the U.S. ever had.
Alex Barty
Alex Barty 21 day ago
I loved how before this vid played a Biden political ad played telling me about my rights. Irony at its best. Thank you RUvid
Aaron C
Aaron C 14 days ago
They wont talk to me. Now I know.....they are traitors
Davon Crawford
Davon Crawford 21 day ago
Wow took me to b an adult to understand this guys value in his words
Sluggz McGee
Sluggz McGee 21 day ago
He has a point. They make you swear on a bible. Well, what if you're Muslim or Jewish or Buddhist? What if you don't even believe in god or practice no known religion? So swearing on the bible seems kinda pointless to me.
jaspreet Singh
jaspreet Singh 21 day ago
Its music for my ears
Punk Shark
Punk Shark 22 days ago
This is still true in 2020!
1 FICKxGREYxSHADOW
1 FICKxGREYxSHADOW 17 days ago
its always true. Governments do not give a fuck about you. Only sheep think they do things in your intrest, they never did. And its precisly those sheeps that cause their own enslavement now.
Anony Mouse
Anony Mouse 22 days ago
Trump and Biden can just fuck off after this! BOTH!
RantChant 316
RantChant 316 15 days ago
I applaud you for including both
Dan Christie
Dan Christie 23 days ago
He is 100% correct
Alvin Ang
Alvin Ang 24 days ago
Philosophy + Comedy = George Carlin
Rust Cohle
Rust Cohle 24 days ago
Christians are out of this.
Professor MJ Mill
Professor MJ Mill 25 days ago
in 2020 a lot of this didn't age well did it? But still funny. Nature sure as hell showing how make believe "Science Fiction" is. Ask Ruth Bader Ginsberg
yousef husain sawabrah
I love fuck jeorge carlen nice more
Gas8666
Gas8666 26 days ago
George Carlin like many comedians has a funny perspective, but is wrong on so many levels. MAN HAS SCREWED MAN OVER ONE TOO MANY TIMES, MAN IS HEADING FOR DESTRUCTION. IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER WHAT PARTY, HOW GOOD BUSINESS IS, WHAT RELIGION AND HOW LOW MORALS GO AND HOW MANY COLLEGE DEGREES YOU HAVE AND HOW SOCIALLY CONNECTED YOU ARE . . . STICK A FORK IN MAN, HE’S DONE ! ! !
Roger Szmodis
Roger Szmodis 26 days ago
I’ve never had to swear on a bible but I’ve always wanted to just so I can put my hand on it and say fuck
Andrea -
Andrea - 27 days ago
idfc
Cheryl Camardo
Cheryl Camardo 27 days ago
Sounds like year 2020 no rights at all
Paul Boulter
Paul Boulter 27 days ago
What would he have made of the upcoming election..GC is the voice of reason..We need him today RIP Sir!!🙏❤️
Mushroom Man
Mushroom Man 28 days ago
I got locked out of my facebook account and now can`t talk to all the people I know. They are asking for a face photo so they can recognise me. WTF? THIS HAPPENED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION I WAS HAVING. The US government wants a full portfolio of my info? And here I thought I was just connecting with people...Fuck!
RantChant 316
RantChant 316 15 days ago
Delete that shit you'll be happier
zotharr
zotharr 29 days ago
I wonder how far away are we until Carlin would be banned...
MrKilobaked
MrKilobaked 29 days ago
Prophetic
Tiago Jordão
Tiago Jordão 29 days ago
I bet many people in the US are finally getting this message. Or are they?...
DeathPony07
DeathPony07 Month ago
The left has been trying to take our 1st and 2nd Amendment rights for decades.
Mattia Daldello
Mattia Daldello Month ago
CJ, Gta "ah shit, here we go again" GC, Life "ah fuck, here we go again!"
outta here
outta here Month ago
sad but true.
adam check
adam check Month ago
actually the god of christians and jews said slavery is okay so long as the slaves come from outside of israel in leviticus 25:44-46
Senza nome
Senza nome Month ago
I'd like to talk with this man for hours
Gabriel G
Gabriel G Month ago
No need to go back to 1942, 2020 lockdowns locked down 300M. people in their homes , unconstitutional at minimum
RantChant 316
RantChant 316 15 days ago
@nobody 99% survival rate
nobody
nobody 28 days ago
Its better to die, right?
Walter Pittman
Walter Pittman Month ago
Upside down Trumpian timeline with a turd mentality twist. Yay
chris d
chris d Month ago
“So god forgot a couple of things like....SLAVERY, for instance. Just fucking slipped his mind” something about that, never gets old. I don’t know if it’s the delivery or substance, it god dam its so hilarious and true
tankedmosquito
tankedmosquito Month ago
Carlin should be essential for every developing mind to watch
ryan rad
ryan rad Month ago
👏👏👏👏👏
JAY.G. Anderson
JAY.G. Anderson Month ago
LOVE IF YOU CONFIDENT IT WILL FIXS IT !!! I PERSONALLY WISH GEORGE.CARLIN ASK HOW ONE CAN BECOME A "JUDGE" Then AND NOW HAS IT CHANGE ANY...???!!???? TO THE MORE GEARD IF THE "CORRUPTED JUDGE* I JUST DON'T HAVE THE MEANS TO BE CORRUPT .... oH DAMN GOT TO LIE TO SURVIVE..... BUT OTHER LIVE A Corrupted STYLE AND WE JUST SONE HOW CONE LOL. FULL CIRCLE ON HOW THEY CAN BE A BYIST JUDGE NO NOT BAD ASS LOL... NOW ALMOST 20 Years..later Clue IN ON THIS.. .*\UNTIL NOW!!!!* HOW HE BECAME A SO CALLED AN "JUDGE* OKAY.THEN BEFORE THOUGH .. *PLUS PLEASE READ* AND HEAR MY REAL IDENTITY OF REAL LIFE AND REAL STORIES ... JOIN ME...NOW... .. IN MY CRAZED FOR REALITY TO BE HEARD AND BELIEVE UNDERSTAND FOR REALZ!!!! BUT JOIN ANYWAYS..!!!!!!!
Matari Sambia
Matari Sambia Month ago
** THE BEST **
Livedie Live
Livedie Live Month ago
He was a coward cos all he talks about is the bible... No quran huh😂😁🤣😀
D A
D A 11 days ago
He was an American comedian, Christianity is a bit more prevalent here chief
Frits Bos
Frits Bos Month ago
Holding a bible upsidedown...this guy saw trump in profetic dreams
James Kirchschlaeger
If you listen to carlin he says it's all bullshit not making fun of trump at all. George carlin was an advocate for free speech and shitting on everyone evenly.
auto spark
auto spark Month ago
I swear to god it's all a pile of shite. Make believe nonsense
Ben Stevinson
Ben Stevinson Month ago
😂🤣👍 Legend!
You're Gay
You're Gay Month ago
Absolutely simple and beautiful
blargin1234
blargin1234 Month ago
His jokes chipped away at your morality and left you with the socialist nihilism you see today burning your cities. He probably didn’t even write them himself. What other comic never did live shows before their special?
Sextus Empiricus
8:00. Speaking of rights George, you're right. This is scary. Not funny.
Surgé Land
Surgé Land Month ago
It's something indigenous people in the Americas have always known. No one gives a fuck about us or our rights.
Laugh Therapy Daily
I think Ricky Gervais picked up from where George left off..😆😂
James Kirchschlaeger
If only.
Thomas Thobaben
Thomas Thobaben Month ago
Trump did a upside down backwards bible thing, remember?
Julian Michael
Julian Michael Month ago
God and America don’t go together to well. It’s about the money. If money just disappeared where would God fit in after about 3 or 4 years.
Midgard
Midgard Month ago
Once funny, now woke. A pity. There would have been a lot of good jokes here, if he stopped before they got sycophantic.
Jhon Macra Imbana Jokora
They should put the hand on a metal platform attached to a lie detector and 12volts of electricity. "Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Thomas u Edison? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alex Hoo
Alex Hoo Month ago
Yeah, 12 volts is a car battery. Nothing to sweat about.
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