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Written by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell (@TomSka)
Edited by Elliot Gough (twitch.tv/thelovelystuff)
Research Assistance by Kai Newton (@KaiPie)
Data Analysis by Dr Simon Clark (@Simon Clark)
Web Development by Peter Reid (twitter.com/ReidWeb)
Additional Art and Animation by Ben Smallman (@Wonchop) and Billy Crinion (@BillyBCreations)
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CONTENT WARNING: Where to begin? Discussion and depictions of guns, death, suicide, violence, vore, kinks. This one’s got it all.
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TomSka
TomSka 3 months ago
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Isaiahthebendyfan !
Oh no the RSL virus has infected the one who created asdfmovie!
Dr. Eggz
Dr. Eggz 28 days ago
Tom your awesome and I love your content, but no.
Kiên 2 Nguyễn
Meme of the year
Cate_Roses_
Cate_Roses_ 2 months ago
NöOOØOOOOoOœOÒ
John Racing
John Racing 2 months ago
Why tho I have roblox
Matthew Frydendall
Matthew Frydendall 2 hours ago
my mouth tastes like teeth 🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇
Kennede Mosley
Kennede Mosley 2 hours ago
“Aww what type of dog is he” “He’s French” *WEUF*
StoneTheGamer
StoneTheGamer 5 hours ago
ngl this is the first time i ever sat through a entire raid shadow legends promo and didnt skip which means this is a great content maker as i skip through every promo
Ian Moura
Ian Moura 6 hours ago
i like the dark souls reference
Damián Blanco
Damián Blanco 8 hours ago
First time that i watch an entire sponsorship. Love it.
Cookie time 456
Cookie time 456 9 hours ago
You got a gun
Furious Thunder
Furious Thunder 14 hours ago
I didn't know he made the asdf movie
Michael Cantor
Michael Cantor 14 hours ago
my fave is mine terrtal
Dylan Casas
Dylan Casas 16 hours ago
My favorite asdfmovie is WHO PARKED THERE CAR ON MY SANDWISH!
GavoPlayz
GavoPlayz 16 hours ago
i like the one where the guy is bout to squish the potato and the "trains gender guy" says I LIKE TRAINZ and crushes the potato and the guy and ive watched all series of asdfmovie
RosalinaDee
RosalinaDee Day ago
Time counter: 4 Corner (Ad in:): 4 seconds
Korbin St-Onge
I love everyone of the asdf movies
Alex Wong
Alex Wong Day ago
Damn, the joke actually worked
Mr. Pizza
Mr. Pizza 2 days ago
What is the URL of the website? 18:24
Raina Dat Kween
Raina Dat Kween 2 days ago
Here are my favorites: “There’s something on your face! IT WAS PAINNN!!” “Hey you know who’s gay? Yo-” *gets run over by a train* “I’m gonna do an internet!” “Well I’m gonna do a book..oh.” “Wait! Don’t jump!” “Okay, now jump!” “The science show!” “PIANOS!” “Kitten fight!” “No wait I’m allergic to adorableness!! Aw...” *dies* “It’s a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode” “HEY STEVEN” *explodes* “Hey you know who’s gay?” “Us.” *The one where a guy punches someone’s salad.* *The pointless button* “GIANT FLYING SHEEP!!” “Those are clouds.” “THROW THE CHEEEEESE!!!”
iunA
iunA 2 days ago
« What, why, how? » IT’S JUST FUN, I DONT SEE ANYTHING ELSE...
Ryu Souba
Ryu Souba 2 days ago
time to unsubscribe another good channel
Henrik Hunfeld
Henrik Hunfeld 2 days ago
WHO the fuck gives this Video a dislike?!
the ants gaming channel
"sounds kinda stupid" " no its not"
The robloxian otter
I'm on my way! Im on my way! I'm on my way to eat your skin! 🌼
The robloxian otter
Telephone Robbery and You're not going to grow up are the best ones.
Chilldude
Chilldude 3 days ago
A super duper funny movie Did you do something like dead meat
CULLEN WESSEL
CULLEN WESSEL 3 days ago
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot. "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Michael Catford
Michael Catford 3 days ago
First raid shadow legends ad I haven’t skipped
elite full auto defender
8:47 turtles can do everything and know everything
Test_ Fujiwara
Test_ Fujiwara 4 days ago
I don’t ever remember the last one
Chris Cruz
Chris Cruz 4 days ago
i love the dark souls shirt
Eduardo Lerio
Eduardo Lerio 4 days ago
Oh a knife! My favorite!
The Ultimate Potato-Boss
the girl that got kicked to the moon ate desmond the moon bear...? *i-*
JoeBossMan 31
JoeBossMan 31 4 days ago
He took explaining jokes to the next level
ShyguyisRyguy
ShyguyisRyguy 5 days ago
Not RAID
Opensesameme555
Opensesameme555 5 days ago
My favorites are, you’re fired. You can’t fire me I quit you can’t quit I quick you can’t quit you’re a frog you can’t frog me you’re my wife I’m not your wife you’re my wife hi honey how was work pretty good but I quit my job you can’t quit you’re fired! AHHHHH.!!!!! And high five, hundred! NOoOoOoOooOoOoOoo
George Hersant
George Hersant 5 days ago
Are you well Thomas?
Tahera Nargis
Tahera Nargis 5 days ago
2m
Andrew Van Tonder
I didn’t realise how dark asdf was....
Diamond Davey
Diamond Davey 5 days ago
Future Tomska: you didn't promote raid shadow legends Me: umm... HUNTER I NEED YOU!
Meem Mahn
Meem Mahn 5 days ago
piano guy died? he was still talking after the piano fell
Barron Dickson
Barron Dickson 5 days ago
My 2 fav (Ican't choose): "honey, why is the baby on fire" -"Buy me more jewelry" "hey buddy look over here, hahaha now your blind"
Knine Nights
Knine Nights 6 days ago
My favorite is the suicidal muffin. All of them. Admittedly partially because of the song but mostly......wow I need to talk to my therapist more.
Defeated Tooth58
Defeated Tooth58 6 days ago
Huh, Guess He Was Wrong. 2021's Here Wait... What's That Black Thing In The Sky?
Victor Schollaert
Comment il sait qu'il y as des francophones mdrr
Ethan Alvarado
Ethan Alvarado 6 days ago
"Butterflies are harmless?" "Not this one" "This one'll bang your wife" *"True story don't wanna talk about it"* *what*
OwenR08
OwenR08 6 days ago
the three card games of the universe muffin time waffle time marshmallow tome
the puppet
the puppet 6 days ago
I am from 2021 2020 end
Xplayer76
Xplayer76 6 days ago
12:13 "Murder is great" You really do need to see a therapist
UnknownRager96
do you know what the song is here?
MegaPoxford gaming
This Turns from a pie chart into a decent into madness very fsst
Gacha Brian
Gacha Brian 7 days ago
My favorite one is No don’t jump Okay jump now
Evan smith
Evan smith 7 days ago
Have you seen my lemons? I want my lemons....
Alex Nielson
Alex Nielson 7 days ago
Keeps me observably well fed Lolz
Owen
Owen 7 days ago
Best joke ever Tom. Good job. You have created the perfect joke.
Owen
Owen 7 days ago
16:07 I’ll never see Charlie and The Chocolate factory the same again
Owen
Owen 7 days ago
I know this is dark, but I would find it hilarious if I was in a graveyard and someone’s last words were “What’s that Mr Gun? You want to see inside my ear?”
(S)-Riley Dunn
(S)-Riley Dunn 7 days ago
Yoo LegalEagle crossover episode
Pspctv.1
Pspctv.1 7 days ago
The butt one is literally my favourite aswell. Never mind 😔
Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray 8 days ago
"How does 2020 end?" "It doesnt" That aged well
- TheHunter -
- TheHunter - 8 days ago
"Your getting mugged kid" "No, your getting mugged!" "NGH how the hell does that even work?!"
Lozzo H
Lozzo H 7 days ago
no u
Da Time
Da Time 8 days ago
My favorite line is the Ill come back later
MrMisterMinister
MrMisterMinister 9 days ago
I like the guy says he's scared of flashbacks.
Malakhi Garcia
Malakhi Garcia 9 days ago
Tomska: gets a sponsor from raid shadow legends. Me: oh no he’s been infected
BENJAMIN THOMAS
BENJAMIN THOMAS 9 days ago
asdfmovie is god there is not anything wrong about it.
xlolox LAB
xlolox LAB 9 days ago
The science shoooow! - Piano! - Who's idea was this?
Henry_white
Henry_white 10 days ago
Suicidal murder lol
Damián
Damián 10 days ago
*And now my each favorite sketch from each ASDF video:* *ASDF 1:* "I got your nose" (*I liked:* "Tree powers") *ASDF 2:* "Pie pie flavor" (*I liked:* "I like trains" (classic), "Not today", "I like trains 2", "Desmond the bear" & "I like trains 3") *ASDF 2 deleted scenes:* "Car parked over a sandwich" (*I liked:* "Milk spilled" & "Feed me paper") *ASDFMITE:* "Have you seen my pony?" (*I liked:* "Marmite, what are you doing?") *ASDF 3:* "There's not dog there....... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (*I liked:* "I'm your sandwich", "Don't even think about it", "I'm punching your salad 1, 2 and 3 :P" & "Checkout my new camera") *ASDF 4:* "This is a robbery" (Here was hard *I liked:* "I'm gonna do...", "Well, I stole your face", "You can't tell me what to do", "I'm a Stegosaurus :D", "I wanna go to the moon!" & "No, you getting mugged") *ASDF Skyrims:* "Train warrior vs Dragon" *ASDF 5:* "And now: Ducks" (*I liked:* "It's just me, you and the moon", "Muffins" & "Being random") *ASDF 6:* "You'll never take me alive!!" (*I liked:* "Knock knock!", "Carrots are good for the eyesight", "A ppupy with a knife?", "Everybody do the flop", "What are you drawing?" & "You're a nerd!") *ASDF 7:* "Color mode: On" (Both of them why not? XD) (*I liked:* "The suicide Muffin", "This is a really good idea", "The suicide Muffin 2", "You're fat!", "Desmond the moon bear 2" & "Turn that frown upside down" *ASDF 7 deleted scenes:* "Suzie and the Stegosaurus" (*I liked:* "Larry's intervention", "Have you seen the baby?" & "Brain cancer with pineapples") *ASDF 8:* "You're adopted" (*I liked:* "A cow pretending to be a man", "Afraid of backstories", "The suicide Muffin 3", "A cow pretending to be a man 2", "Would you like to see a magic trick?", "Look at the baby", "A cow preteding to be a man 3") *ASDF 9:* "His name is David" (I liked: "I'm Hungry" & "I like trains 4") *ASDF 10:* "Beep beep I'm a sheep - Song version" (*I liked:* "Killer ball", "I wish I could fly!", "Beep beep I'm a sheep" & "Meow meow I'm a cow") *ASDF 11:* "It's a hearing aid!" (*I liked:* "What's the magic word?", "Is this your car?", "Your girlfriend is single?, "Award for best sarcasm" & "I'm a doctor of psychology") *ASDF Muffin time:* "Time of death: Muffin time" (Lol) *ASDF 12:* (I love the anime intro and the lyrics too :D) "Can people fly?" (*I liked:* "I'm on my way to eat your skin", "Did somebody say waffles?", "Your wish is stupid" & "Jerry's unappropriate reactions") *ASDF 12 deleted scenes:* "A -cow- man who does crime" (*I liked:* "Oh God, duck!") *ASDF 13:* "I still alive! 7-7" (*I liked:* "Hi five, hundred", "Are you ready to die?", "French dog", "When I grow up", "That's my boy" & "You're an idiot") *My favorites ASDF sketches of all goes to:* "This is a robbery" (ASDF 4), "Color mode: On 1 & 2" (ASDF 7), "Suzie and the Stegosaurus" (ASDF 7 deleted scenes), "You're adopted" (ASDF 8), "Beep beep I'm a sheep - Song version" (ASDF 10), "It's a hearing aid!" (ASDF 11), "Can people fly?" (ASDF 12) & "I still alive! 7-7" (ASDF 13) What? Only 1? *Well:* "Suzie and the Stegisaurus" (ASDF 7 deleted scenes) cause it's random XD Anyway I enjoyed every sketch, but these ones were my favorites at all! :D *Thanks TomSka!*
JPlayzX01 // Propcouti Studios
9:16 Man I remember when spamming the letters "kys" (kill yourself) was very popular in youtube comments back in 2016, if people didn't like each other for some stupid reason. Glad we put a stop to that.
Natasha Eliot
Natasha Eliot 10 days ago
The jokes where the punchline is 'gay' are the worst ones.
Just a guy who’s a frog for fun
The “you know who’s gay.... us” is really funny though
vyr CZ
vyr CZ 10 days ago
The butt sketches are my favourites tbh
ktchoco
ktchoco 10 days ago
Oh did this guy just explained his jokes?
Laughter Dawg
Laughter Dawg 10 days ago
If there’s an ASDF movie 14, can there be A secret story hinting at the end of the series?
SquirrelNut Gaming
SquirrelNut Gaming 10 days ago
Larry! What? Larry!!
B Gacha
B Gacha 10 days ago
Wait what in America the super hero one isn't murder? Here it is because we could have helped also the reason why you can't tell anyone about your suicide because the people you tell could have stopped you or something. Edit: With here I mean The Netherlands
chan jet
chan jet 10 days ago
WOW CIRCLE
Respect DaBirb
Respect DaBirb 11 days ago
I'm on my way I'm on my way I'm on my way to eat your skin dun
Respect DaBirb
Respect DaBirb 11 days ago
I like trains kid Vs thanos Ik who'd win
Respect DaBirb
Respect DaBirb 11 days ago
ooo how does 2020 end It doesn't
The fox in the sky
The fox in the sky 11 days ago
This is what happens when Tom forgets to take his medicine.
Lil POG
Lil POG 11 days ago
No raid has taken Tom D:
MrStickGuy
MrStickGuy 11 days ago
My favourite is "Catch it son!" "I'm gonna catch it, I'm gonna catch it!" *squash*
Datepigeon
Datepigeon 11 days ago
... I loved the vore sketches until I found out they were vore. Then I was disgusted. Then I asked myself some hard questions. Then I did a quick Google search. Then I set my computer on fire. Still love the sketches tho.
TheYolocast
TheYolocast 11 days ago
I'm glad that the but jokes were the bottom 5.
Caleb Cohan
Caleb Cohan 11 days ago
When 1/7 of the entire world has watched your videos and you still only have 6 million subs
Keri Searl
Keri Searl 12 days ago
My fave joke is probably: Oh God, we all need therapy
ellaAngel smith
ellaAngel smith 12 days ago
"Aw look a puppy" "Ah, careful honey he has a knife" "Oh what no no I don't"
Little Ender
Little Ender 11 days ago
Lol I understand
SEMCouncils
SEMCouncils 12 days ago
.....the finall joke was rubbish
ECHO
ECHO 12 days ago
When i get hit by my gf 2:44
Saffron Leriger
Saffron Leriger 12 days ago
tomska: so what r u talking about? future tomska: *slap* *slap* *slap*
Nimbus Shadow-Wings
farting butt 4 was actually one of my favorites
Tim The Tortilla
Tim The Tortilla 12 days ago
3:35 *_what do you mean "true story," Tom?_*
Team Lacky
Team Lacky 12 days ago
"How does 2020 end?" "It doesn't." "Sounds bout right"
BradyAUS // The Cave System Episode One
“Yah, that scans.”
Theesl
Theesl 10 days ago
it did but the chaos didn't
Aaro n
Aaro n 12 days ago
Just 78
Emu Play
Emu Play 13 days ago
Ok now I'm mad raid shadow legends ey ok YOU'RE FAT!
Ganondalf The Grey
Ganondalf The Grey 13 days ago
“Now son, don’t touch that Cactus.” **son gravitates full body onto cactus** **close up on the dads face** “You’re dead to me.” Is literally my favourite asdf joke.
Corky Grant
Corky Grant 13 days ago
murder is great
Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson 13 days ago
10:34 "If the tree is alive then he's not dead" Okay, let me crush you with a tree, see if you survive. Turning into a tree and being crushed by one are two very different things. He's dead.
Wolfgalaxy
Wolfgalaxy 13 days ago
The Perfect Asdfmovie Joke is actually becoming one of my favorite Asdfmovie jokes
EchoNyxx
EchoNyxx 13 days ago
"Violence is funny!" -TomSka 9/28/2020
Seth Sutton (student)
but what about Ritalin'd it tis secret adsf movie 3
Ignacy Włodarski
Ignacy Włodarski 13 days ago
1:13 -How does 2020 end? - It doesn't me living in 8/1/2021: well tom is a terrible terrible prophet
TeoSkrn
TeoSkrn 10 days ago
You don't understand, this is 2020 part 1. We merely finished the prologue!
Cade B
Cade B 13 days ago
God dammit that final joke was really funny mostly because I just was not expecting Tom scott
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