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Lee The chilli
Lee The chilli 3 hours ago
This too woke for me
Spiced Apple Sauce
Spiced Apple Sauce 5 hours ago
In the UK we have bagged milk. In a cafe, it means you dont have to wash the jsut up everytime milk runs out.
Prime Shreiben
Prime Shreiben 13 hours ago
You can buy guns at my Walmart. Is this common at most Walmart?
Mageless
Mageless 18 hours ago
They missed the best part of the numbers post when Alfred shows up and his number is like, a hundred.
AmericanKid778
AmericanKid778 20 hours ago
2:30 Straping a Roman candle to a drone sounds awesome
Chocolate gal
Chocolate gal 20 hours ago
4:20 just imagine J.K. Rowling actually responded and say I’ll be the judge of that at the end of the conversation
Pixie McGuiness
Pixie McGuiness 23 hours ago
Umm God backwards is dog... It was meant to be God:Dog
Juanma GG
Juanma GG Day ago
I mean, we have bagged milk where I live, but the question for canadians is why is the bag not branded? Is there not a company that makes it? Is it only made localy and from some farmers? Also the pastic being completely see through, I don't like it.
LE Salim
LE Salim Day ago
4:28 to 7:16 is actually sooo good doe
Emma Fee
Emma Fee 2 days ago
Dog must be catching it in 2020
湯••Mushroom•
_boof_
Ling Ling
Ling Ling 2 days ago
Why should I learn more spells when I can just learn to yeet someone’s wand out of their hand?
Chloe Patterson
Chloe Patterson 2 days ago
We bring guns to a walmart because if someone tries to shoot up the place, we just shoot em back. We arent even supposed to being guns in many Wal-Mart's anyway.
A Human
A Human 2 days ago
i love how the thumbnail says “who would bring hubs into walmart” but walmart sells guns..
Monotone Screaming
9:35 Eat the lid
Bread Creates
Bread Creates 2 days ago
5:30 . The women extends her hand to help u up but u decline her offer politely. She smiles the most charming smile you have ever come across and it feels you with an indescribable warmth. You stare unblinking into her icy blue eyes and by doing so you see something grow, a power swelling behind her eyes. Abruptly ur head burns. You fall back again before passing out. The next day you wake up in her house. She makes you some soup and the burning stops. She looks even more beautiful now. Weeks go by and ur getting weaker and weaker. Every day she grows stronger. You finally realise what she’s doing but ur to weak to escape her overwhelming grip… the rest is up to u
Antrey
Antrey 2 days ago
8:51 "nuke incoming"
jackmichael285
jackmichael285 2 days ago
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but the man who has practiced one kid 10,000 times." Me in a karate fight going for the same two kicks and three punches:
Josue Abarca
Josue Abarca 3 days ago
We had bagged milk in jail
Scribble _emi
Scribble _emi 3 days ago
Not gonna lie the first one had me crying with laughter😂
Saanvi Srivastava
The first one had me crying that Gravity Falls is over. XD
Tora Cole
Tora Cole 3 days ago
3:19 that would actually make sense because god in reverse is dog
Ivory05
Ivory05 3 days ago
12:12 me, an Indian: **sweating** that's not normal ?!
Saanvi Srivastava
I'm an Indian who was born/raised in America. The bagged milk thing isn't the norm here. Instead, the milk comes in cartons. But since I have knowledge of both bagged milk (when I visit India) and carton milk, I always think it's a little funny that the US freaks out over bagged milk. Their paranoia is understandable, though.
Cyborg_ninja25
Cyborg_ninja25 3 days ago
Palpated didn’t have a Child, He Was trying to clone himself a force-sensitive body. It failed and he made a Human Clone that he Used as sort of a “Son”.
Asian_boi_347
Asian_boi_347 3 days ago
I LOVE Canadian milk even tho it's in a bag... Canada is a great place.
Callum Mightytree
13:56 what’s funny is this is kinda true. In the books Harry realised Stan Shunpike was part of the group of death eaters surrounding him, and knew he’d been imperiused (mind controlled) - he didn’t want to stun him or curse him because that would kill him (they were thousands of feet up in the air) so he used expelliarmus, which meant all the other death eaters knew he was the real Harry because it’s basically his “signature move” (there was “clones” of Harry flying around [his friends had taken polyjuice potion and went along with an auror or guardian of sorts) other areas, it was all a scheme to transport Harry from his Aunt and Uncle’s house as safely as they could) he got told off by Lupin for using expelliarmus and Harry said something along the lines of killing people left and right just because they’re in your way is what death eaters do. I memorised all of this and I realise I’m quite sad.
Sans But gay
Sans But gay 3 days ago
I live in America and we had bagged milk at the school I went to
Ice_Cold _Flames
Ice_Cold _Flames 3 days ago
I live for the danger number stiry
Virgil Anxiety
Virgil Anxiety 3 days ago
If Harry Potter used his magic to fix his glasses then why can’t he fix his eyes? You are welcome now deal with that thought in your head while you realize you never noticed that
Tourmelion
Tourmelion 4 days ago
9:41 I do the exact same thing with knives I never use them but take them by habit I put a bunch of knifed in my pocket I then attempted to get a pen out of my pocket You know how this ends
Gibbyyy
Gibbyyy 4 days ago
BAGGED MILK IS THE ONLY WAY TO DRINK MILK PERIODT
Calamari Inkantation Agent8
3:23 "God created the world, Dog will end it." D estroyer o f G ods *terraria intensifies*
DarkCoolXG
DarkCoolXG 4 days ago
8:35 is Trevor from gta
Kemper Bernstein
Kemper Bernstein 5 days ago
4:09 I have never laughed more in my goddamn life
morgan santerre
morgan santerre 5 days ago
Watching this while eating cereal with milk from a bag :)
Bell Kim
Bell Kim 5 days ago
12:22 self defense.
Sage
Sage 5 days ago
My video buffered during the post about gay marriage and I straight up thought it just said “Same sex marriage isn’t gay” Edit: I can’t fucking spell
Anna Harward
Anna Harward 5 days ago
Jizz guy was just horny.
Shaun Dreclin
Shaun Dreclin 5 days ago
On that last one: wandless magic. Limited to really powerful wizards but when you're harry potter that's not all that uncommon lol
Kori Bailey
Kori Bailey 5 days ago
8:36 I scream shit like this road rage style when someone is being a dickhead in traffic and now I wonder how many people have come home to thier wives and children like "there was a crazy woman in traffic today honey! She told me she was going to stick me in an oven and restart the holocaust!"
Eclipse Starz
Eclipse Starz 5 days ago
4:59 WAIT I SWEAR. I PAUSED IT BUT IF THIS ENDS UP BEING ABOUT SUPERMAN I AM GONNA COMMIT
Michel Jin
Michel Jin 6 days ago
I’m canadian
Xbts420x
Xbts420x 6 days ago
Robot voice: Canader
Unicorn Farts
Unicorn Farts 6 days ago
Boys will be boys: A boy about 14 came up to me and smacked my butt. My mom walked over to his mom and said wtf was that? Why didn’t you scold him? The woman replied because he is a boy, and boys will be boys. I was staring at this angrily boy and the my phone dings. When I looked at it; it was from my mom saying punch him. So I did. His mother then walked over to mine, and said why did you not stop her. To which my mom replied oh you know girls will be girls.
moonblade
moonblade 6 days ago
Wait bagged milk isn't normal?
Pok Him Lau
Pok Him Lau 6 days ago
It’s 3:45 am and I m drinking coffee to stay awake and sniff tumblr to get high
Tahmas
Tahmas 6 days ago
7:37 Surely my beloved cat Meat-bail
Virgo TheMaiden
Virgo TheMaiden 6 days ago
Shots fired, Rockets launched nah, Nails fitted.
Virgo TheMaiden
Virgo TheMaiden 6 days ago
Meatball nah Yeetball
Noob_Duck !!!
Noob_Duck !!! 6 days ago
13:53 why is this my mindset in school?!?!?!?!?!?!
1v1 me in PacketTracer
Nothing against wonder woman but if superman is only a 10 then there is no way in hell wonder woman is an 11
zoebigmac01
zoebigmac01 7 days ago
0:08 Bill
Indranil Bose
Indranil Bose 7 days ago
1:10 wait so people don't do that?
superhuffpuff
superhuffpuff 7 days ago
THE DC POST GAVE ME CHILLS OH MY
Tsundere-chan
Tsundere-chan 7 days ago
As an atheist in a catholic school, I brought up the thing about the eclipse and even the teacher is like 'dont believe everything you read' so I said 'you too' (cuz bible) and walked out
Pihla
Pihla 7 days ago
0:16 Okay, no one cares, but SUOMI MAINITTU SAATANA TORILLA TAVATAAN (This is a Finnish joke that literally translates to "They mentioned Finland, let's meet at the market place")
Cheeza Rose
Cheeza Rose 7 days ago
That weird notion that people in the past didn't know what eclipses were. They did,it has been happening since forever so they knew,at least the educated ones knew.
Jungkook Juice
Jungkook Juice 7 days ago
But seriously, WHO BAGS MILK!?!?!?
Abigail Ericksen
Abigail Ericksen 7 days ago
We have bagged milk at gas stations in wisconsin there cool
Andrew W
Andrew W 7 days ago
I read the thumbnail and immediately went true out loud as an American myself, and that my brother is literally aloud to do that
purple elephant
purple elephant 7 days ago
Teachers: i think it is sweet that kids call me mom, that meens they see me as a mother figure Me: no I accidentally called u mom because I find it hard to get your attention and you lecture me on useless topics
Barry B. Benson
Barry B. Benson 8 days ago
Nobody: Me, excitedly getting a reverence: AYYYYYYEEEEEE
Jgobea01
Jgobea01 9 days ago
Wtf milk in bags why
Miroslav Esmanski
AMERICANS DON'T HAVE BAGGED MILK?!
Black Roses
Black Roses 9 days ago
1:50 no no no they had their chance and they missed it. Historians: we found out the actual date Jesus was crucified! Catholic Church: y’all hear sum?
Julie
Julie 11 days ago
Sooo only tumblr users actually use the writing prompts
Sunflowerflower
Sunflowerflower 11 days ago
4:24 I'm laughing so hard, I actually want to see J.K. Rowling be the judge of that
TheRedWolfGamer
TheRedWolfGamer 11 days ago
10:30 VIRGIL STOP
Tommye K
Tommye K 13 days ago
Aaaaaa why do I love that writing prompt turned D.C. so much omg
Shadonight Galxrix
Shadonight Galxrix 13 days ago
Harry is correct
Midnight Pelt
Midnight Pelt 18 days ago
Speaking of "horse gets surprised by a bird and runs for a mile" some horses aren't like that. I was riding this one horse and these dogs bark at him all of a sudden. He did nothing. And he wasn't familiar with the dogs. (We were on and out ride) however, others are worse. This other horse was walking by a gate, like three meters away from him, and a dog runs behind the gate, and the fricken horse darts to the side, i fall off and fracture my wrist, so its more like: Human brain: i am intelligent Horse brain: i will either spook over nothing, or not spoon when there is a reason to be spooked.
Ron Weasley
Ron Weasley 19 days ago
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salty crakker
salty crakker 25 days ago
God backwards is doG
Amber Blyledge
Amber Blyledge 25 days ago
Dear Thumbnail, I had baged milk at my elementary school. Signed- Former Louisiana Elementary school student.
TheRandom Fuzz
TheRandom Fuzz 26 days ago
The second of a pause when it's done reading makes me uncomfortable
Chloé Parkinson
Chloé Parkinson 26 days ago
No but like Harry Potters logic is sound
Dana Harvey
Dana Harvey 28 days ago
I need to go oot and get a bayg of milk, eh.
Jordan Mohl
Jordan Mohl 28 days ago
To the one about Jesus, the church did not dismiss it just because it didn't line up. Easter is based on passover, which was celebrated the same time of year every year, for hundreds of years. I also saw a version that said Easter is pagan. This is also wrong. Maybe the Easter BUNNY is pagan, but Easter itself is very much a Christian holiday. Christmas came about via a Roman emperor becoming a believer and saying that the day of Saturn or whatever was now to be celebrated as Christmas. If anything, Christmas is the one that is pagan.
Della Lynlee
Della Lynlee 28 days ago
The Taco Bell one was ghostwritten by Chidi Anagonye
Caydence Robbins
Caydence Robbins 28 days ago
Why do people think bagged milk is weird? I don't understand, it can be bagged or in a carton. Why does the container matter?
Ethan Wing
Ethan Wing 29 days ago
I feel like I'm at least an 8 because I do enough dumb shit that I'm dangerous
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