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Jarvis Johnson
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Why did i do this? (warning: razor blades present sporadically from 10:00 - 14:45 )



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Jarvis Johnson
Jarvis Johnson Month ago
oh man i just realized the strawberry bit got super messed up at the end. no idea how that happened. sorry if it looks weird!
Elderly Narwhal
Elderly Narwhal 2 days ago
The power lines are they’re charging cords
Elderly Narwhal
Elderly Narwhal 2 days ago
Birds aren’t real they were all killed off in the 70’s and replaced with robots
Hello How Are You
Hello How Are You 24 days ago
This whole thing is messed up... :(
Jane Doe
Jane Doe 25 days ago
whats the end credits song?
Chris Hurt
Chris Hurt Month ago
How To Cook That channel did a similar test on a hack with more than one razor blade and strawberries. That didn't work out well.
Lemon Frog
Lemon Frog 28 minutes ago
i thought it was a "who will eat the blade" type thing
Alex
Alex Hour ago
All i could think whilst the mac and Cheetos were being mixed was "That's what good period pussy sounds like" which is...so graphic and unlike me but this concepted has melted my brain
Rachel Maduka
Rachel Maduka 3 hours ago
he honestly has one of the funniest people on the internet for me
bushra elmi
bushra elmi 9 hours ago
WhY does this guy act like Danny Gonzalez... :/
burnteffigy87
burnteffigy87 11 hours ago
The coffee hack is essentially like emulsifying so using an immersion blender would be the way to go and really good ingredients too
The ChairMan
The ChairMan 17 hours ago
Im really starving when i unironically drool because of this
albedo linguini and the rats of favonius
these are like war crimes but for food…
Brianna Freshwater
Brianna Freshwater 22 hours ago
On the egg recipe she whips it with clasps and not a whisk lol
Raiza The Artist
21:12 noooo I just remembered when RM and Jimin from BTS went live while making it and they ended up on Korean news 😭😭
Tundra ;}
Tundra ;} Day ago
The boiling point of water is 212°f and the melting point of a bag of chips is 200°f but it takes 3-4 mins but the bag would of draped me r gotten baggie sot it would melt
James Linardic
The strawberry life hack was actually stolen from twitter. How To Cook That on RUvid has a better in depth video explaining all the dangers of the video and why anyone should ever use that method to cut anything because the tendency of razer blades sticking and hiding and the possibility of eating one.
Tundra ;}
Tundra ;} Day ago
Me with my official hot cheeto mac and cheese pack that they sell : bRUh
Gamer - X
Gamer - X Day ago
Holy cow 999.88k views almost a million 👀
Briston Lin
Briston Lin Day ago
Looks like tomato sauce
Michelle Chapman
U CAN SEE THE CUT IN THE VID WAIR SHE HAND SLICED THEM my guy
Amin Izrael
Amin Izrael Day ago
You add the flaming hots last 😂👍
Ben Cappel
Ben Cappel Day ago
ruvid.net/video/video-zNto-3DvDpw.html
Hope
Hope Day ago
Spa-getti
WELCOME TO CHILIS
I have that same wooden dish dryer.
BlueJet
BlueJet Day ago
So there is live leak, man getting carved up by drug lords disgusting....and I gotta say, Hot Cheetos soup just topped that.
Clay3613
Clay3613 Day ago
Instant mashed potatoes exist...
EpicRussianGivernment
say hi to Getty images for me please
Pugtato Grace
Pugtato Grace 2 days ago
Why doesn’t she just buy pre-made, packaged mashed potatoes?🥲
Majestic
Majestic 2 days ago
Tiktok chefs: - Take a well established food, such as cup noodles or french fries -Add spicy Cheetos to them - ??? - Profit
Fwoomp
Fwoomp 2 days ago
"We wanted to eat the strawberries whole. Like savages." Me eating my huge strawberries whole: "Heh, couldn't be me."
Gwendalynn Watkins
Don't touch that, it's basically Monster Blood
Tt A
Tt A 3 days ago
Almost threw up looking at the thumbnail
• ୨ • samzy • ୧ •
the yikes shirt really ties this together
Philip A. Stephenson
Pringles would work.
Paella OldTown
Paella OldTown 3 days ago
The next time someone says white people can't cook, show them this video😎😎
DOOM Slayer
DOOM Slayer 3 days ago
Tik tok cooking is a sin
oofley
oofley 3 days ago
One minute into the video and already I'm reliving a kay's cooking classic
Cro
Cro 3 days ago
13:24 and a razor blade
ComeAtMeBro
ComeAtMeBro 3 days ago
Eww
Shakeriddleandroll
The horror music at the start really just makes this video
robot Bench
robot Bench 4 days ago
Meat tenderizer: 👁👁 Nerdz: 😳
golgiplasm
golgiplasm 4 days ago
jarvis why
Ari
Ari 4 days ago
The camera man in the first video seems so pained
LivGeneral
LivGeneral 5 days ago
I tried the Cheetos mac n cheese from a box from the store n it was disgusting and I really like Cheetos. It was so nasty
Puddles The Molten
Getti Spaghetti looks like somebody took a dump then threw up on it
Mr. Boring on YouTube
This is how Guy Fieri comes up with his food ideas
Joseph Stalin
Joseph Stalin 5 days ago
She’s committing hate crimes against humanity and Italians
Vd D
Vd D 5 days ago
Its all fun and games with the strawberries until you already served them to your guests and notice the razor blade is broken
Random Ramblings
Random Ramblings 5 days ago
This videos are proof covid destroyed their sense of taste and smell.
Amadia Marie
Amadia Marie 5 days ago
Gotta love that chemical spiciness coming out both ends!! :D
XD Psych
XD Psych 5 days ago
8:08 often
Captain Buttface
Captain Buttface 6 days ago
The first recipe is from Kays cooking show, I invite everyone to watch her videos, a truly great and talented chef.
lara
lara 6 days ago
imagine you go to your friend’s house and they serve you the cheetos noodles. it looks like spaghetti with a tomato souce that expired eight years ago and has become radioactive.
Xaeza Olt
Xaeza Olt 6 days ago
Okay so the whipped coffee is actually a thing tho! You're not supposed to mix it with the milk, you just serve it sitting on top of the milk
StonedWolf62
StonedWolf62 6 days ago
The meat wrapped in spaghettis was stolen from Kays Cooking!
Macho Playz
Macho Playz 6 days ago
when you make it right the cheeto mac and cheese is pretty good. my step dad made it and its red not pink
Mezy cch
Mezy cch 6 days ago
18:54 she kinda bad toh
Vlado Atanasow
Vlado Atanasow 7 days ago
Being bulgarian and having her put fkn chubritsa on that uhhh yeah sorry
Angel Espinoza
Angel Espinoza 7 days ago
You're dicing the Tupperware more than the strawberries.
Emil Dimitrov
Emil Dimitrov 7 days ago
Actually chubritsa is really good spice and I know it because I am Bulgarian
Freddy Cantillo
Freddy Cantillo 7 days ago
Tiktok is cringest video
Erica Anthony-Benavides
Dang. I used to eat Rico's nacho cheese on Flamin' Hot Cheetos with the kiddos that I taught at a high school years ago, but boiling it and pouring it over pasta? I wouldn't do it.
Demetrius Thompson
To be fair, it's just mashed potatoes
AMCW
AMCW 8 days ago
The strawberry hack is giving very much prison cafeteria LOL
AMCW
AMCW 8 days ago
I tried the whipped coffee and couldn't sleep for 2 days lmao the shit is literal crack 🤣🤣
Timothy Verheyn Jr.
I feel like I am the only person that hates the flaming hot cheetos. I prefer the standard cheetos.
Meteor Shower
Meteor Shower 9 days ago
Hey Jarvis! This weird 'cooking' lady is most likely a Rick Lax video or parody. Our good friend Drew Gooden made a video where he tried the first 'cooking' hack. Except he put it in the oven I believe. Well he did something like this, trying to pick on Rick. But anyways. Jarvis keep trying your best. I love your videos!
Ignacy The Creator
Tbh the lays omlete is the most disgusting thing bc u eat all the boiled plastic, its like litteral poison
Jesus Dilger
Jesus Dilger 9 days ago
This is a war crime
Liam Thornton
Liam Thornton 9 days ago
Maam spa-getti
Nash Avenue
Nash Avenue 9 days ago
Watching this gave me heartburn
Noah Augustin
Noah Augustin 9 days ago
His lisp is so wholesome
Christina Webster
Christina Webster 10 days ago
life hack: you can leave the peel on potatoes when you make mashed potatoes
Magpie Syndrome
Magpie Syndrome 10 days ago
ok. So. You could just cut up your strawberries with a knife, that you probably have OR you have to either go to the store and buy razer blades (because most people don't just have razer blades) or you have to unscrew a sharpener to get a dull razer blade. Which option is more appealing
Dhiraj Gupta
Dhiraj Gupta 10 days ago
you are asking someone who couldn't beat eggs to just make an omelette , we are doomed there are people who get cuts while pealing a potato and not once or twice by accident but regularly
Monkey d. Karaya Son Goku
The spaghetti one has to be a joke though. It has to.
ZyPA
ZyPA 11 days ago
About the first one, it kinda reminds me of a bad version of a danish appetizer called “spiders” which is sausages chopped up into small pieces, then u add some spaghetti to go through the sausage pieces (usually the spaghetti is broken into halfs or quarters to make sure its bite sized) but then u boil them and serve once the sausage is tender and the noodles are cooked, it works really well because the sausage releases fat which the spaghetti absorbs giving it flavor, its primarily served to kids as a fun little dish, and eaten with a condament of choice Also, about the whipped coffee, the point of whipping it is that you’re oxidizing (did i spell that right?) The coffee mixture, the sugar, coffee and water will combine and make it able to stiffen, because of something in the sugar, long story short it will make the drink have a creamy and frosted foam at the top, and augment the flavor because it immolsified (i 100% didnt spell that right) u can look it up for a more indepth explanation, because its a thing street stores in asia sells, so its kinda like a show at the same time, and it also looks good when serving, for the original pre tiktok version, look up dalgona coffee
Noah Hunt
Noah Hunt 11 days ago
When whipping, you should whip violently instead of stirring.
Noah Hunt
Noah Hunt 11 days ago
Why not like, uhh, food processor the Cheetos, or mortar and pestle Cheetos? And like, add it to the Mac and cheese afterwards maybe.
Αριάδνη Σαράντη
The last hack (the coffee) is actually a very popular drink in Greece but with water instead of milk (frappe).
Hannah McLaren
Hannah McLaren 11 days ago
Jarvis I am afraid of that boiling pot of lava on your stove. Send help.
Tabby Anny
Tabby Anny 11 days ago
I felt that when he said Sshhhhhhhloppaggoppagoppaga🥺😭😢
k w
k w 12 days ago
When Jarvis pulled out the Hot Cheetos Mac and cheese that he made, it genuinely looked like brains fresh out of a person
Dan Thedan
Dan Thedan 12 days ago
I mean, you arnt supposed to fully mix in the whipped coffee.
Bean Man
Bean Man 12 days ago
Man with two ingredients of mac'n cheese mac and cheese
Audrey Keith
Audrey Keith 12 days ago
this woman reminds me of when i was a kid and i would make fake potions with mud with my friends- same energy
Zxngg N8
Zxngg N8 12 days ago
Man it's been awhile since I checked into the channel hope you're having a good day
BoxDimensions
BoxDimensions 12 days ago
first one just looks like a full on turd with m&ms
Inferno Cop
Inferno Cop 12 days ago
All of this looks like the aftermath of a Junji Ito manga
Opera Phantom
Opera Phantom 12 days ago
I don't understand the potato chips one. Instant mashed potatoes exist. Potato flakes exist. Pre-made mashed potatoes exist. Why do you need to use potato chips to make mashed potatoes????
VLight
VLight 11 days ago
Especially when instant mashed potatoes can be made like like 10 seconds
Ethan Cat
Ethan Cat 13 days ago
The strawberry blade 'hack' spikes my anxiety so bad As someone who has experience with blades, THEYRE SO THIN and I'm terrified that if someone tries this and it snaps in a strawberry and they eat it they might get hurt I've never snapped a blade, but I feel like it could happen Also, lady with the chips mashed potatoes, just buy instant mashed potatoes?
Andreas Andrianopoulos
Whipped coffee is literaly frappé
m k
m k 13 days ago
When you're a bad cook: Oh oh, I forgetti spaghetti, hands are sweaty, gatta go getti the fire department already.
Ceola London
Ceola London 13 days ago
8:13 You look like you are hiding in fear of it I am hiding I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😅🤣🥲😅😂🤢
Aibhlinn Pierce
Aibhlinn Pierce 13 days ago
these recipes look disgusting.
Joy 98
Joy 98 14 days ago
Now i want flaming hot cheetos
david losee
david losee 14 days ago
4:26 yeah and maybe instead of releasing the sugar from nerds you could add sugar
rum
rum 14 days ago
i'm so ashamed that getti is bulgarian please do not associate her with the rest of us bulgarians :)) (the spice she used is pretty good tho just not on that abomination)
Brian Glaze
Brian Glaze 14 days ago
Dont ever do this to us again
taralynn
taralynn 14 days ago
why?cant?you?just?use?flake?potatoes?
Xeno
Xeno 14 days ago
Kays cooking ripoff
_.
_. 14 days ago
I think if they just crushed the Cheetos maybe? And just mixed it with cheese then maybe it would work? Idk I don't want cooked chips anyways
VLight
VLight 11 days ago
They could just buy flamin hot mac and cheetos at the store
Sam Oz
Sam Oz 14 days ago
I don't know if you'll see this comment, or if it even matters, but the lady who pioneered the raw spaghetti meat wrap mess has a channel. It's notoriously known as Kay's Cooking.
Benz OK
Benz OK 14 days ago
That spaghetti girl stole that recipe from Kay’s Cooking (minus the nerds), a legendary bad cook on RUvid. Kay can’t cook for anything, but she’s actually a sweet lady and not intolerable like this girl.
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