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The New Map of America

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CALLMECARSON YOUTOOZ OUT NOW ▸youtooz.com/
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Ted - ruvid.net/u-tednivison
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Intro: ibrahim - land of petals soundcloud.com/ibr/land-of-petals
Outro: hier - confess soundcloud.com/hi-er/confess
Other music I have used can be found here - soundcloud.com/callmecarson/sets/songs-ive-used
The New Map of America

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Sep 20, 2019

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CallMeCarson
CallMeCarson Month ago
GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT ▸ youtooz.com/ IT'S GOT THE FUNNY WOOD FIRED PIZZA THING ON IT
Donovan Smith
Donovan Smith 13 hours ago
He ded
Ramen
Ramen 16 hours ago
How will pizza get a job now
Nerd_World
Nerd_World Day ago
It’ll be 2020 before a new regular callmecarson vid comes out
FunWithJonno
FunWithJonno Day ago
HOW IS PIZZA GOING TO GET A JOB NOW?!?!
クソ子供 okumura
@CallMeCarson did i got a permanent ban from ur server just bc i wasnt active for a week you know what carson fuck you
Just Лунтяй :D
Just Лунтяй :D 46 minutes ago
From this video nobody don't saw Carson.
Jhumar Cuzon
Jhumar Cuzon 53 minutes ago
"My 3 inches went somewhere else" Haha now Im confident to roast when Im faced with tall people.
Tots 01
Tots 01 Hour ago
Big lion is so gay
ToiletMorphGaming
This has become my favourite video of all time. I can't stress that enough.
рей 109 EE 2 ッシ
Uh oh stinky
cool doge
cool doge 5 hours ago
ᵘʷᵘ
Smeaty_K derpplayz
Smeaty_K derpplayz 8 hours ago
"Is that Michigan at the top?" "the great lakes?" " _no its the hamburger helper_ " *Destruction : 100*
Danny Romero
Danny Romero 9 hours ago
Imagine having a job and that job is to just hangout and mess around with your friends. epic
marin calkins
marin calkins 11 hours ago
1:15 _D A N G E R_
Baby Angelz
Baby Angelz 12 hours ago
"Big Lion"
HeadStreekKiller 234
At 10:00 When Depression hits
Stranger Man
Stranger Man 13 hours ago
10:00 When it’s 3:00 am and you’ve recently made some pizza roles. Then you trip and your pizza roles fall on the ground.
Jameszz
Jameszz 13 hours ago
Haha the washing machine is my state. And it is now the. nevergreenstate due to all of the green stains being washed thank you Carson. It also looks to have been like a full takeover of the country. Mark my words I live in the Washington on the top part of the u state.
Killian Berreth
Killian Berreth 14 hours ago
Travis has the mind of a 2nd grader drawing, just randomly scribling until he finds something he can make into something else, then doing it.
LE - 09SC - Brampton Centennial SS (2502)
That thumbnail looks like a drunk Canada
SOL- ACTURUS
SOL- ACTURUS 15 hours ago
Everyone s talking about BIG LION but what about the Teletubbies?
Horrer SX
Horrer SX 15 hours ago
This made me laugh so hard I don't even know what to say other than -its so powerful-
CatAndTegan
CatAndTegan 15 hours ago
*_its freaking big lion_*
rainbowdragonXD
rainbowdragonXD 15 hours ago
Oh hail BIG LION
HUTERBOY520
HUTERBOY520 16 hours ago
Someone explain to me why Carson disapproves of the Fitz Youtooz.
Dakota
Dakota 16 hours ago
Travis is that special friend smh
Digital Dip
Digital Dip 17 hours ago
I LIVE in Oregon and can confirm it looks like that.
The Skipper
The Skipper 17 hours ago
Something about Carson talking with food in his mouth makes me wanna call the Police
Im NaTivv3
Im NaTivv3 17 hours ago
13:49 "wait can I add more diamonds?" *pulls out simon cowell*
FauxParadox
FauxParadox 18 hours ago
Big lion is infinitely less funny than the US getting pickles out of the pickle jar and 4ore
Osman Say
Osman Say 19 hours ago
Wood fired pizza? How is pizza gonna get a job now Like if epic funny fortnite meme.
MyF82H8
MyF82H8 20 hours ago
Carson that clearly says that your youtooz us 4 inches not 3
omerramo14
omerramo14 20 hours ago
That looks like Turkey the country not the fucking animal btw
sad cat
sad cat 20 hours ago
*BIG LION*
BEANFISH
BEANFISH 21 hour ago
All right guys, the Big Lion meeting is at my place. It's praying night! 😁🤣
BEANFISH
BEANFISH 21 hour ago
Turn the big lion map into a poster RIGHT NOW
Ayanna V
Ayanna V 21 hour ago
Im trying to watch this in class without laughing out loud. Its so hard
logan scott
logan scott 22 hours ago
What if BIG LION is actually just made of CRAM...
Clark Time
Clark Time 23 hours ago
The part where Carson doesn’t like the way the a is written is funny cause he uses that style in his subtitles.. lol
I ate a cat For breakfast
10:23 I'm just going to leave this here
Elijah Kerrigan
I’m really glad Oregon got the attention it deserves
Jennifer Caisip
Loud in the start Chill in the outroo
lol ficus
lol ficus Day ago
5 mins of Ted trying to make Big Lion a thing
Darq
Darq Day ago
New month, New vid
Jet Williams
Jet Williams Day ago
5 friends
PotatoPotPie
PotatoPotPie Day ago
This is the only channel that actually makes me laugh out loud, at all for that matter.
Khyebot Noneyabiss
Now, callmecarson. I have seen that you have an account where you show what anime you have watched. And I am very disappointed to find out that, one, you have not watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure jet, and two, you have dropped watching pingu. These shows are the best, and I thought you could do better.
ImShitAtFortnite 69
B I G L I O N
maybree adams
" he thinks four dimensionally "
wuna boi
wuna boi Day ago
what about Alaska??
Harry Shrager
Item #: SCP-9102 Object Classification: Apollyon Special Containment Procedures: Irrelevant. Description: SCP-9102 is an omniscient and omnipotent entity known as "Big Lion". SCP-9102 takes the form of a two-dimensional, "deep-fried" image of a roaring lion's face. SCP-9102 is capable of interacting with matter through an intangible extremity referred to by its followers as the "Arm of Darkness", but also has total power over people who have perceived the entity for any amount of time [this effect persists through media, such as photos and videos]. SCP-9102 has created a religious denomination exclusively found in the continental United States, spreading itself both through word-of-mouth, as well as online media, including videos and "internet memes". All efforts to stop SCP-9102's spread have failed.
Egg
Egg Day ago
Well I'm 6'9
Yaboi8456
Yaboi8456 Day ago
quakity be like rock lee lookin ass
Skyliner
Skyliner Day ago
Legit you should have invited non-Americans to this so they could get everything wrong
VoidSpooks
VoidSpooks Day ago
Idk why but I was just dying at Big Lion
Mr. Dimsum
Mr. Dimsum Day ago
Ur content really helps me get through the day Carson keep up the amazing work!!!
Multako
Multako Day ago
You made Mexico next to New Jersey...
Meme Incubator
JoJo Siwa has a receding hairline, not relevant, just wanted you to know that
XavierTIM300 Theironminecart
Call me Carson more like call me Carl whezzer
WhiteBoyTrash
can you make your own discord server bigger so people can join again you reached the limit of 250k
خالد القلادي
Why i feel stupid every time i watched one of y i tried wrriting
Josie The Wolf
You know the drill (first time doing this) 1- Big lion 2- Shack 3- Pheb 4- guy who saw big lion for the first time 5- old Seinfeld 6- the other 3 inches 7- grilled cheese stand 8- that alligator 9- q-tip face 0- random (the 1st number of your like)
Josie The Wolf
@Nilin lmao
Nilin
Nilin Day ago
@Josie The Wolf too complex for me
Josie The Wolf
@Nilin The last number of your like is what you are. If your like is number 127 you'd be grilled cheese stand
Nilin
Nilin Day ago
i dont get it
Bingo Blango
Bingo Blango Day ago
As a Pennsylvanian I am happy to be living near the Appalachian Q-Tip. Historical Geography.
Ethanw04
Ethanw04 Day ago
Mmmm, yes. Virginia cheese.
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