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The New Map of America

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CALLMECARSON YOUTOOZ OUT NOW ▸youtooz.com/
♦ People in the video ♦
Ted - ruvid.net/u-tednivison
Jawsh - ruvid.net/u-jawshvevo
Traves - ruvid.net/u-traves
Hugbox - ruvid.net/u-hugbox
Mason - www.twitch.tv/undrscrmason
Fitz - ruvid.net/u-fitz
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Intro: ibrahim - land of petals soundcloud.com/ibr/land-of-petals
Outro: hier - confess soundcloud.com/hi-er/confess
Other music I have used can be found here - soundcloud.com/callmecarson/sets/songs-ive-used
The New Map of America

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Sep 20, 2019

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CallMeCarson
CallMeCarson 8 months ago
GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT ▸ youtooz.com/ IT'S GOT THE FUNNY WOOD FIRED PIZZA THING ON IT
Shrieking Abyss
Shrieking Abyss 6 days ago
they are no longer hott like carson
Rmacd
Rmacd 27 days ago
pizza fired wood
Furret
Furret 29 days ago
@Donna K no
Donna K
Donna K 29 days ago
Noo joizy
Madison Torres
Madison Torres Month ago
6.9 million views hehehehe
StijnTPR
StijnTPR 6 hours ago
*i aint joking im having a heart attack bc of big lion*
StijnTPR
StijnTPR 6 hours ago
why do we hav big lion in the us
Keela Cahill
Keela Cahill 8 hours ago
Why am I just finding out that Ted is 6’4? This man is a foot and 2 inches taller than me. Dear lord, he’s like big lion compared to me.
Crackinator
Crackinator 8 hours ago
May 2020: How can this year possibly get any worse? June 2020: The Pope announces Big Lion 2
Nix
Nix 9 hours ago
Why do I feel like the beginning of the video changed
Bloo Phish
Bloo Phish 13 hours ago
beeg beeg lion
koldkoon
koldkoon 13 hours ago
Whenever I hear his name i quiver in fear, Knowing that the end is near. He is the beginning and the end. The creator and the catalyst of madness. Big Lion. He’s so powerful.........................
It's the Ruff
It's the Ruff 19 hours ago
The a’s in the captions bother me
Rice Cooker
Rice Cooker 20 hours ago
I’m so traves drew Oregon and washington like what they are A washing machine and BuMpY
Madison Hudak
This is my favorite video travis's bit was hilarious but big lion just came in and nuked it
Finesse Shockzz
Hey am I 8 months late to the youtooz?
ニクラス
ニクラス Day ago
The font he uses for the subtitle uses the ugly a.
the magic garbage robot
I haven't slept in a solid 48 hours and I'm currently fucking dying at big lion
Space Man
Space Man 2 days ago
Not gonna lie, those Youtooz are overpriced as heck.
DirtIsCake
DirtIsCake 2 days ago
That Fitz youtooz shit was just the beginning. I’m sorry 😔
Clцb Barиасle
*a*
potatopouf
potatopouf 2 days ago
bruh florida me home
ismokemilk
ismokemilk 2 days ago
found this video again and I have the urge to make my acnh island the shape of the new map of america
Jdhdn Jsudhd
Jdhdn Jsudhd 2 days ago
Love how he just snuck his twitch channel in the youtooz sponsor
Bruh Moment
Bruh Moment 2 days ago
BIG LION
Chloe Snoke
Chloe Snoke 3 days ago
me in Florida right now
Druffinieren
Druffinieren 3 days ago
2:03 lmao
Kaleb Gleim
Kaleb Gleim 3 days ago
It's good that the like whole internet agrees that Fitz is a garbage person
ProbablyWasabi
ProbablyWasabi 3 days ago
*grilled cheese*
Streaks
Streaks 3 days ago
"I don't know how to rotate him" -Jawsh 2019
Killer queen Bites the dust
Big lion the gorgotten lovecraftian god
Mark Menensez
Mark Menensez 3 days ago
3:27 just putting this here for my own use
vipgaming100
vipgaming100 3 days ago
TED HAS TALENT
Relay
Relay 3 days ago
Big lion
Annie Peterson
Annie Peterson 3 days ago
How is ted so good at drawing, but so awful at the same time
Natsuki
Natsuki 3 days ago
ted: * telling everyone about big lion * "they hated him, because he told them the truth"
Mewtwo [Maybe]
Mewtwo [Maybe] 4 days ago
I choked on my Pringle’s you sick f. You’re friggin hilarious tho
yee
yee 4 days ago
*me laughing while watching this* my mom: what's so funny? me: You wouldn't get it... shoutout to my joker fans
rusty trash
rusty trash 4 days ago
please stop commenting about the drama. it’s not funny
Rowan Spillmann
Rowan Spillmann 4 days ago
is that the mario kart 8 sweet sweet canyon music during the youtooz thing
Haydn Adkins
Haydn Adkins 4 days ago
so wait... is his package 3 inches bigger than average... or just 3 inches?
Kyle B
Kyle B 4 days ago
Swiss Virginia
ONIT MAN4331
ONIT MAN4331 4 days ago
This always makes me laugh
SpaceX Unofficial
Fitz is better than Carson
Handsion LIVE
Handsion LIVE 4 days ago
All in favor of making a better “a” into Carsons
Lego Yoda
Lego Yoda 4 days ago
B I G L I O N
Jerry
Jerry 4 days ago
I laughed so fucking hard when he said "south america"
Louis Gallant
Louis Gallant 5 days ago
Roy G.B. the IVth
Aimless Floating
Aimless Floating 5 days ago
LMAO the fitz memes all make sense now
ayman rahmany
ayman rahmany 5 days ago
worst fucking vid i've ever seen
chilliadistudios
chilliadistudios 4 days ago
Bro get a life. Just shut up do you not know what this man has been through recently
Nuke225
Nuke225 5 days ago
Carson gets annoyed at Travis for using the a that Carson uses in his subtitle font
Finley Jackson
Finley Jackson 5 days ago
Do it or big lion
Idk what I’m Doing
The people who dislike this were the rapidly aging men
Team Culture
Team Culture 5 days ago
I think I might have lost a few brain cells from this video...
ree ree
ree ree 5 days ago
Washington was my home but now it is everybodys
KingAlpha_Red
KingAlpha_Red 5 days ago
Holy shit I love my life so much
Bread_Crummbs
Bread_Crummbs 5 days ago
"I got on a call with 6 of my friends..." *Shows image of Carson with only 5 other people*
Tommy Koehler
Tommy Koehler 5 days ago
I can’t even imagine how schlatt would’ve made the United States
the diamond kid
the diamond kid 14 hours ago
Would be full of big horny men, schlatt coins, and stal in one of the corners burning.
st4r.fligh7
st4r.fligh7 4 days ago
truly wouldve been chaotic madness also
Brisko
Brisko 5 days ago
b i g l i o n
Egg Man
Egg Man 6 days ago
Bruh can everyone stop commenting about the drama? It's unrelated and we get it, some things are now ironic. People could tell that without the comments being spammed.
Ramune Reads
Ramune Reads 6 days ago
if i hear big lion one more time, i will rupture a kidney and die
Nitzel
Nitzel 6 days ago
"Just turn your eyes outside
Synester Gaytes
Synester Gaytes 6 days ago
1:53
Lucy Hart
Lucy Hart 6 days ago
I would make it all say "stupid country here"
victikirby15
victikirby15 6 days ago
As someone who lives in Virginia, I can confirm that North Virginia does indeed exist
chill out
chill out 6 days ago
everybody gangster till she starts jerkin the ween
Alice Sadler
Alice Sadler 7 days ago
i’ve watched this video 30 times but every time ted whispers “it’s fucking *big lion* ” under his breath i keep fucking cracking up
Luka 2000
Luka 2000 7 days ago
Big Lion event when
Michelle Nolen
Michelle Nolen 7 days ago
ß Ī Ğ Ł Į ¤ Ň
ItsDopamine 05
ItsDopamine 05 7 days ago
I just ejaculated into my cereal
Seth Holton
Seth Holton 7 days ago
biglion client
DangerDagger
DangerDagger 7 days ago
BIG LION
Garamo
Garamo 7 days ago
3:25 that didn’t age well
ShyRooster428
ShyRooster428 7 days ago
To all JoJo fans in the comments why do carson and his friends give the same energy as Brunos team from part 5 golden wind
TheDiamondStew //YT
I legit almost stopped watching after the youtooz thing because I forgot that it wasn't the whole video
Ian Buchanan
Ian Buchanan 8 days ago
Turns out Big Lion is secretly the monster in Bird Box.
Kaden Logan
Kaden Logan 8 days ago
the SHAQ
Spencer Rau
Spencer Rau 8 days ago
Hm yes Apparently I live in the hamburger helper
Julian animations
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD HOLY SHIT IT BIT LION
Shrimpy Boi
Shrimpy Boi 9 days ago
*SOUTH AMERICA*
No subs with no vids
As a Virginian, we are infact all made of Swiss Chesse
Cairo Morgan
Cairo Morgan 9 days ago
this video birthed a new generation of Big lion worshippers
JetZeus Rock ’N’ Roll
10:44 BOB ROOOOOOOOHRMAN
cheezkid26
cheezkid26 9 days ago
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *AAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
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