A little late to the game? NO! We've got until December to pointlessly speculate on the last of the "Skywalker saga" films!!! Mike has a crazy plot prediction and Rich has some ideas on how Palpatine can come back. Enjoy, friends!!
If they bring back Palpatine as an emaciated corpse with a rotting cowl, it'll be exactly the same thing Doctor Who did with The Master. The year before the original Star Wars was even released.
Don't care, won't watch it anyway. Why waste money on something that promised to suck. Slap the bitch in the face once in a while will be the best way to wake her the f up
A long time ago in a non-binary galaxy far far away ..... After Rey womenz and token black guy finn help fight off the horrible straight white non gender fluid Kylo Ren and his army of white manz, With no training what so ever womenz Rey learned she is now the most powerful jedi in the whole galaxy putting an end to the white rulers. Rey womenz has started training up her own army of non white cis gender weirdo folk in a hope to establish that womenz are strong. Meanwhile white straight non fluid kylo is back to his old tricks into trying to suppress anyone not straight Male or white. Womenz Rey has found out about horrible white straight manz kylos plans and has teamed up with transvestite gay binary jar jar binks in a hope to secure peace to the galaxy ...........
I could go on for hours but, simply put, Rian Johnson and Disney completely destroyed the history, the depth, the meaning, the characters, the values, and even the entertainment value of Star Wars then blamed the fans for not liking it. Thanks Disney.
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Hence Palpatine could survive the Death Star exploding. Also if Leia could fly through empty space, surely Palpatine could, right? He's been chilling in the wreckage of the Death Star for 30 years. Getting better. Working out. etc.
Wait… they thought it would be a good idea to give the Batman v Superman writer another massive project? Rich is correct. This movie is going to be awful.
Disney has brought this shit on them selves. I didn’t buy the TLJ DVD. For the first time in over 25years. I don’t own a Star Wars movie. Sorry Disney you don’t get my money.
I love these subtle jokes: you really wrote the mistaken "Bliss" name under the image then later have shown the actual name? LOL. Lando, presumably, sits in the front of the Falcon in a wheelchair. The surpRise of Skywalker...
Problem is Disney doesn’t own all the old characters. That’s why they are moving away from all of the old characters. So time travel back to old characters is against everything they are trying to do. They are trying poorly to create new characters but failing unfortunately.
Well, I basically just watched the next star wars. It was simultaneously engaging and entertaining as well as deeply, deeply disappointing. Wait. Is this Star Wars?
I doin't think it's going to be time travel. even in this video if you go to 20:47 you can see the part of Luke's lightsaber that broke in two now has something like a black band on it, as if it's been repaired. Also wee see in TLJ that the new dish had also been knocked off the Falcon on Crait (spelling?) so it'd make sense that they would replace it.
I don't get why everyone's so upset on Rey's parents being nobody. Like, do her parents HAVE to be some big important plot thing? I thought the whole idea of her carving out her own place in the galaxy without a legacy was really good and well done.
Star Wars movie 9 trailer - Opening dialogue about how amazing and powerful is Rey with thousands of jedi generations inside her as she does a back flip and chops a Krylo fighter ship going directly at her in half---- {PAUSE} WERE DOING AN OBI WAN MOVIE Hold my beer!!
After making the mistake of watching "The Last Jedi", I too thought that Kylo Ren and Rey leading the First Order together as lovers, with Ren slowly manpulating Kylo and the first order towards good, mitigating their damage as much as possible would have been AWESOME, especially considering how he was obviously easy to manipulate, mentally unstable, and she could have literally saved the entire Rebellion: "Absolutely we will run the First Order together! oop, wait, no, don't kill Admiral Ackbar et al, if we brainwash them they will be excellent for P.R.! But you have to let them live to do that!", stuff like that. Slowly convince or sabotage this obviously mentally imbalanced fellow, use his feelings for you to build trust and slowly work him either into a corner or into conversion over a long period of time (over multiple movies, where he cycles through progressing and regresing, contrasting Darth Vader's conversion, which was very spontaneous and final at the end)...but no. Everyone was stupid, especially Rey who completely missed a perfect opportunity. These predictions are so interesting and sound totally plausible! Why don't they hire Red Letter Media instead of boring unoriginal lame-os who aren't even fans?
Disney's streaming service is going to be how they generate money from Star Wars fans in 2020. Star Wars isn't even their flagship franchise anymore that they have Pixar and Marvel. This next movie doesn't need to be good, and Disney realise that, and are keeping quiet about it. They're not stupid. It just has to get as many lemmings in the door as possible, using Palpatine and diversity quotas as bait. Bad reviews won't hurt them. BOYCOTTING THEM WILL. JJ will get people excited about Star Wars again because he'll do his usual "what's in the magic box?" stuff with some albeit exciting, shallow visual spectacle. It won't lead anywhere though. Fool me twice (Lost, and the Force Awakens).
I would create a huge Russian Doll Death Star so that every time you blow that one up, another ones is underneath and each new one is fun silly emote faces more crazy then the last.
