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Meet my giant pair of scissors

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Weird flex, but ok. We made a pair of giant scissors. Because [INSERT PLENTY OF REASONS]. Thanks NordVPN for keeping my shop lights on and for keeping my data safe. Go to NordVPN.com/SIMONE and use code SIMONE to get 75% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free.
Also thanks to Marcos and Trevor for helping me make the scissors, and for Scott for helping filming, and to JACKIE GRIEFF FOR HELPING ME EDIT THIS VIDEO! New person, new person! Welcome onboard Jackie.
And last, but not least: thanks to Lincoln Electric for sending me a welder and a plasma cutter! PROBABLY UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I'm not sponsored by Lincoln, but they did send me the stuff for free. ANOTHER UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I thoroughly want to befriend all their employees, because they are very kind and funny.
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Sara Silva
Sara Silva 7 hours ago
Is this the Swedish version of the movie Us?? 😂😂
Ryetz
Ryetz 7 hours ago
No one ever thought of a scissoring joke @ 2:58? You guys are weak af.
Hello
Hello 7 hours ago
Hi Simone
The Gibby
The Gibby 14 hours ago
If she made a crossover with Michael Reeves the world would end
Sebastián Alegre
Sebastián Alegre 19 hours ago
mignatures!
chrislee671
chrislee671 23 hours ago
vampire weekend - a punk at 3:39
Petter Eliseussen
lol its the first time i see you, but i expect you to look smaller for each time. :)
Winddragon Lundholm
I didn't know you where Swedish. Your English is to good.
Trace Doyle
Trace Doyle Day ago
She's such an edgy RUvidr
Salvatore Shiggerino
Take it to the UK and try to "bin the blade"
Salvatore Shiggerino
8:35 Why nut cover? Why not just rivet the pieces together like scissors are normally made?
Skukkix23
Skukkix23 Day ago
I think the belly cut is sexist cause you cant perform it as a male
wt2009
wt2009 Day ago
No idea to where this channel is going, but im in. Dont disapoint us ;)
arttu ikonen
arttu ikonen Day ago
10:11 XD
Nina Hallén
Nina Hallén Day ago
Must...resist...making...scissoring joke...
doc crowley
doc crowley Day ago
lesbian energy
J Jones
J Jones Day ago
What a woman!
Timothy Kelley
You are a CUT above the rest!
Ken Heitmueller
those GLASSES are ADORABLE!
Jacquelynn Trapani
Simone is slowly becoming arietty
kieran jervis
You made the scissors so big you cant run with them
Caleb Jasik
Caleb Jasik Day ago
a world of mig-natures
Replaymyway
Replaymyway Day ago
Did she use the plasma to sharpen the scissors or a grinder
The Professor 10
The Professor 10 2 days ago
TIME TO GO TO HONNOJI ACADEMY TO FIND OUT WHO KILLED YOUR FATHER
Richard Connor
Richard Connor 2 days ago
Haha, I've got half of a giant pair of scissors almost done myself... but it's been half done for 2 years now... I'll get back to it eventually... Mine are just solid steel, and not quite so large, though. The half I have weighs 20lbs. So, the reason the scissors don't cut great, is if you look at good scissors, their blades are actually slightly bent toward eachother. It's very slight, but as the blades come together they meet, and form a singular cutting point. In front of that point, the edges actually overlap a teeny, tiny amount, and behind that point they seperate a little bit as the point travels down the length of the cut.
AaronAlso
AaronAlso 2 days ago
Simone, Sharpening scissors is a next level skill that even most knife makers do not have. The two inside surfaces must be super flat and in direct contact with each other. This is just as important as the edge of each blade being sharp itself.
it's true
it's true 2 days ago
Disclaimer: don't run with scissors. LOL
Helge Leirdal
Helge Leirdal 2 days ago
Du kjem til å gjera framtidige arkeologar nokso forvirra...
Rubab Huss
Rubab Huss 2 days ago
Someone trips at the stair and now he/she is a one-eyed pirate.
Gert van den Berg
This makes the cut
Jayde Faith
Jayde Faith 2 days ago
Mignature
EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW
YES EVEN ABLE TO CUT YOUR HAIR NOT JUST GOOFY
EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW
HO HAVE I BEEN NAUGHTY PART OF THE SCENE PERFECT MATCH EVEN MORE JEALOUS,BEING SOLD OUT,BUT YOU GOT TO CASH IN FIRST,MEAN TIME NEED PURE IMAGE HARD TO HANDLE GUN,BUT NOT FOR YOU CALL OF DUTY BEFORE THE FINAL CUT,HAVING TO CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS,EVEN LOOK SEXY IN SAFETY BOOTS,OH DARED I HAVE BEEN ALL THEM BEAUTY`S,JUST A SCENE ILLUSION FANTASY,,CASH IN FIRST,AMAZING REALLY BEING SOLD BUT SWEET DELICIOUS SWEET WANT TO SUCK ON YOUR TOES PARTS LOCATED AT EACH FEET
Perryman1138
Perryman1138 2 days ago
This is amazing! I feel like getting them flattened would do the trick (like people who do hand scraping), and barring that, put a slight curvature on them so the metal remains in contact through the cut.
Keven Silva
Keven Silva 2 days ago
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BennickGAdeus
BennickGAdeus 2 days ago
Kill La Kill sequel when?
dubson_h
dubson_h 2 days ago
Tracy K
Tracy K 2 days ago
Awesome.
SeawardFob43
SeawardFob43 2 days ago
4:13 getting hammered huh... What a weird expression
Sarah Spencer
Sarah Spencer 2 days ago
Lifts the scissor blades. "I think they're at least the weight of a 5 year old child." Lifts again. "5 year old child" This might be my favorite video
Thunderbird1337
Thunderbird1337 2 days ago
OH NO COME ON, not that stupid VPN crap again! On how many channels do I have to see this nonsense? No, you can't surf the web anonymously with a VPN, your location stays not private and your data is not end-to-end encrypted. Although the suppliers want you to believe these things, using a VPN is absolutely no guarantee for that. It's a waste of your money. Don't understand why RUvidrs with millions of followers are not satisfied with the income of the normal RUvid commercials and have to do this disinformational advertisement shit in addition. It's a shame.
Glenn Ray
Glenn Ray 2 days ago
2:16 - 2:25 Very Meta of you...
briansuxxx
briansuxxx 3 days ago
What wouldn't you have used aluminum instead of steel? Everything would have been so much easier.
Thomas Nøhr
Thomas Nøhr 3 days ago
Simone G., making the world just a little bit better with each video. Thanks Simone G.!
sassycattie
sassycattie 3 days ago
Watching everything slowly move closer to the edge as you hit the metal was hilarious
Dustywitch
Dustywitch 3 days ago
we need a machine to use these with!
Ben Pesh
Ben Pesh 3 days ago
The daily grind 7:35
Sophia Liberty
Sophia Liberty 3 days ago
simone's voice is like a mix between lili reinhart and zooey deschanel
Shailesh Rana
Shailesh Rana 3 days ago
Sheet Metal work is sooo exhaustive. I feel you.
Henry McCausland
Henry McCausland 4 days ago
Simone you look happy :D
robrobusa
robrobusa 4 days ago
Not to be that guy, but last time I had to hammer some sheet metal, I realized a heat gun makes everything SO much simpler.
MrWeirdowski
MrWeirdowski 4 days ago
11:32 Don't walk with a slightly faster pace with giant scissors, Simone!!!
Darwin Dunn
Darwin Dunn 4 days ago
Mignature
g.swell
g.swell 4 days ago
i'm surprised that she actually has the will and drive to do men's work
Nathan Hutchison
Nathan Hutchison 3 days ago
hope she builds a huge kitchen next time
Aldous Huxley
Aldous Huxley 4 days ago
Perfect for cutting up chames jarles merch
monkeychicken27
monkeychicken27 4 days ago
You’re hilarious. It makes me smile that people can give in to silly.
Rik van der Mark
Rik van der Mark 4 days ago
Nice one Simone 😁 But didn't you mean migniature at the end? 😜
ayoub fenkouch
ayoub fenkouch 5 days ago
"please excuse me while i fund this channel" kinda stuff you only find on this channel :')
Ξενοφώντας Σούλης
2:05 That's why you are the best.
Елена Нилова
Kelli ?
Kara McCarthy
Kara McCarthy 5 days ago
her happiness makes me so happy :’)
ㄥ 卂 乂尺 乇
12:50 it's not menature, It's mignature. Ha! See what i did there?
Faye Higgins
Faye Higgins 5 days ago
mig-nature
Tvens
Tvens 6 days ago
Simone would be like the boss in the film “Us”
Jess Woodmansee
Jess Woodmansee 6 days ago
Found this on Reddit shortly after watching this video! Wish I knew the story behind the image...maybe she just likes sharp objects too? www.reddit.com/r/cursedimages/comments/bnp901/cursed_garden/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Young Suit
Young Suit 6 days ago
This makes it seem like it would be easier to start a business that is backed by the mayor of your major city so he can give you the big scissors to cut the ribbon when you open.
Eric Hvinden
Eric Hvinden 7 days ago
I'm so glad to see you on RUvid. Watched with tears about your brain issues. Glad to have you back...
Roger Skagerström
Mera dig!!! =D
ツZipp
ツZipp 7 days ago
Hey, Simone! Where are you. That video have two months.
Blaire Bustillo
Blaire Bustillo 7 days ago
You're the best Simone. I just love your creativity :) Take care my friend :)
Aniket Khariwale
Aniket Khariwale 8 days ago
She doesn't care about her hairs.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fyrebat Skymarshall
🤣
Fardou Montsma
Fardou Montsma 8 days ago
1:32 Using scissors to make scissors
Alan Ball
Alan Ball 8 days ago
Anyone who saw you that day in the park probably felt like they were dreaming. "Uh did I just get really small or did she just get really big"
Alan Ball
Alan Ball 8 days ago
Also lets be clear, that's how Simone eats bananas from here on out.
Luner Sailer
Luner Sailer 8 days ago
I think Sweeneytodd would be proud
The Bazer
The Bazer 8 days ago
It's in video like I want be ugly
Diego Morones-Castillo
If nothing else, it can serve as a great prop for a tiny person video
CyberTroll
CyberTroll 9 days ago
use it to scare kids on Halloween
CyanAnn
CyanAnn 9 days ago
mignature
heather s
heather s 9 days ago
Seriously envious that you get gifted tools...yep, definitely envious.
Blemmy
Blemmy 9 days ago
Mig-nature
435now
435now 9 days ago
9:15 - 9:18 to quote "Who's Line Is It Anyway", "Things you can say about your giant Pair of Scissors, but not your girlfriend"
Denis Mehmedoff
Denis Mehmedoff 9 days ago
The most awesome scissors on RUvid!
Paul Bolus
Paul Bolus 10 days ago
Simone where did you get that dungarees?
BillsBayou
BillsBayou 10 days ago
How did you end up making the scissors a mirror image of the original? Maybe, and I'm spitballing here, you ended up making left-handed scissors; mounted them on the wall for the right hand; and that's why they don't cut well?
Léna Mittelmann
Léna Mittelmann 10 days ago
Ahahahaaaa she cut a banana 😂
Ishari
Ishari 10 days ago
You look like a cute mouse girl warrior kinda character chilling in the park with the scissors. 10/10, would base an entire video game on that concept.
turtle as a turtle
turtle as a turtle 10 days ago
😁👍🏻❤️
Kieran Barker
Kieran Barker 10 days ago
Mignatures.... "Mig"="Me" remember?
Jesse Lejarzar
Jesse Lejarzar 10 days ago
I love your humor, thanks so much for being you
MentalRaptors
MentalRaptors 10 days ago
Awecellent work! If only this piece of craftwomanship could work on Brian, right?
44yvo
44yvo 11 days ago
"TAke that, Marie Kondo!" Hahaha.
Sapphire draws
Sapphire draws 11 days ago
You’re like the channel I like to build stuff and Mark rober but a girl! And I just found you today and I’m already subscribing. :D
StopAmo
StopAmo 11 days ago
you need a giant comb/brush :) also you said kinetic sculpture are you maybe going to motorize them?
Jerry Kurl
Jerry Kurl 11 days ago
Whoa! What's up with this chicks eye?
MentalRaptors
MentalRaptors 10 days ago
Check her channel, she explains it there.
Grant Flick
Grant Flick 11 days ago
we need shitty robots I've resorted to Michael Reeves
ipneo rama
ipneo rama 11 days ago
Now I know why I was always told not to run with scissors. They are too damned heavy.
Corentin Jegou
Corentin Jegou 11 days ago
Cyprien first
Jim Raynor
Jim Raynor 12 days ago
Simone, You're the cuttest and funniest mad engeneer of youtube, i first saw you just before you became ill, and after one of your last tweet, i had to say it to you. I hope all the best for you, and plz continue making youre awesome and funny vidéos, you make my heart melt
Beau Breard
Beau Breard 12 days ago
Mig•nature
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