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Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond

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Mummification is the key to eternal life after death. The ancient Egyptians went to great lengths to make the best mummies possible. Now, thousands of years later, with the help of modern technology we have perfected the process.
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Dec 3, 2019

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Kat
Kat 8 months ago
my Unus Annus long sleeve arrived today, 10/10 recommend! it’s super comfy, perfect for drifting off into the never ending void, it’s black as night so you can sneak easily in the dark without attracting the gaze of potential witnesses, and it’s nice and flexible so it’s awesome for acrobats or demon possessed children. I got a small and it fits really well, looks cute and slimming but still has plenty of room for movie snack smuggling (could also probably fit a small animal) Overall, great buy!
Quinn McG
Quinn McG 4 days ago
im very broke, saving money to buy a sweatshirt TvT
Life’s a party so have fun
Kat agree
F. B. I
F. B. I 10 days ago
A good one
Your classic English toad
Who else thinks they pined this because its premoting there merch
The cuntasaurus
The cuntasaurus 24 days ago
Damn some merch is better than the the toilet paper quality at my school
anonimo
anonimo Hour ago
Everybody saying that they would miss the most one video, I will miss every video the have or ever will uploaded
DarkFazGamer67
DarkFazGamer67 3 hours ago
why is it that listening to mark scream curse words is more entertaining than this entire channel?
The chill oof
The chill oof 4 hours ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😊🤗☺😃😃🤣😂😂😂🤣
Kylo Caliber
Kylo Caliber 9 hours ago
Mark:You will never be cleaner than you are right now. You are fit for the gods. Ethan: I'm fit for the gods, (mark:ye) lick me clean then Everyone at this point: Oh shit I thinks we clicked on a porno
that one music channel
I lost my appetite tryna watch this
Animal Adventures
Animal Adventures 11 hours ago
Guys I found out where all the toilet paper went🤣
Yuma Tsukumo
Yuma Tsukumo 16 hours ago
I want to be separated into five pieces and have my children find them and summon me to defeat kaiba
carlykaxt
carlykaxt Day ago
The Voldemort reference, I lost my shit
beans beans
beans beans Day ago
wait how have i never seen this video- this is like their 20th video and ive been here since day 1
Devil of Dance
14:40 makes me wheeze omfg I love them 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Sugarbelle Productions
MY MOM WALKED IN WHEN MARK WAS POURING SUGAR ON ETHAN EUBHJNSKJSNKJNSKSJN
Jorden Strother
Jorden Strother 2 days ago
C
Saul salty noodles
Eathen be grateful you were wrapped by gold
Trash Trash
Trash Trash 2 days ago
What's the step after that? Assault!
Ruth Richardson
Ruth Richardson 2 days ago
I'm gonna commit alright... a *FeLoNy* -Mark Fischbach
rainbow foxtail
rainbow foxtail 2 days ago
So that's where all the toilet paper went
GamerGirl TV1717
GamerGirl TV1717 3 days ago
*W h e e z e*
mimi 22
mimi 22 3 days ago
When ever i saw the suction thing for the nose when i was little, i always thought that it was gross....my parents thought it would be best to tell me that they suck the boogers up and it helps them be happy.........im still traumatized. And when ever i get a stuffy or runny nose, they come to me and say that they're sad.......im only 13.
Ariana De La Cruz
6:38 Me in my mind **baby grind on me**
Ariana De La Cruz
6:38..... Me on my mind: **baby grind on me**
Jacob Vlogs
Jacob Vlogs 3 days ago
I’m rewatching all the videos but I know that I won’t be able to do it because the clock doesn’t stop not for you or for me or for anyone
Anthony Marino
Anthony Marino 3 days ago
Farewell, Ethan Nesquick
Addison Star
Addison Star 3 days ago
10:16 Ethan: were pirates real? *silence* Mark: *visual confusion* Ethan:*big sad*
Addison Star
Addison Star 3 days ago
"PaNcReAsSy" - markiplier 2019
Seven
Seven 4 days ago
This is completely objective, but Ethan has a pretty nice back for someone that doesn’t work out
hayden hansen
hayden hansen 4 days ago
ethans shirt taking off timing and the way he walked on his hands are my two favorite things
spring trap
spring trap 4 days ago
Oh so is this how we ran out of toilet paper
Liam Connolly
Liam Connolly 4 days ago
"He will always be known as-" "Don't say it-" "Backflip Guy" "Fuck you"
Gabriella Price
Gabriella Price 4 days ago
Heh, back flip guy...
TrulyImpossible
TrulyImpossible 5 days ago
"Were pirates real?" *starts sobbing*
David Bryan
David Bryan 5 days ago
Mark: says dark endings. My mind: a heist with markiplier
theodore langhorne
R.I.P Eathen
Nylee Cruz
Nylee Cruz 5 days ago
ethan : *looks at amy* is that yours ..
TinyBudgetFilms
TinyBudgetFilms 5 days ago
This is a comment.
M.A.N. I.A.C
M.A.N. I.A.C 5 days ago
14:02 those lips 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and "I jUsT waNnA kiSs mArK *muah* .... dont do it...!" 😂😂😂
M.A.N. I.A.C
M.A.N. I.A.C 5 days ago
6:53 "what is that?" Mark: "Lotion?....Resin." Ethan:"?? (to Amy) is that yours?"😂😂😂😂
Jennifer Culligan
346:12:00:00
Bob Temple
Bob Temple 5 days ago
That was a clean ass transition
幻ethereal
幻ethereal 5 days ago
14:03
Murder Elementals
Mark casually wasting a whole roll of toilet paper, right before the great toilet paper shortage of 2020
Ryan Lytle
Ryan Lytle 6 days ago
If only they knew how important toilet paper is now
SLAYEDMOFF
SLAYEDMOFF 6 days ago
this was made on my birthday
Ari Anna
Ari Anna 6 days ago
5:45
SomeWetDude
SomeWetDude 6 days ago
UNUS ANNUS
Ratman Supreme
Ratman Supreme 6 days ago
5:44 I think I just pissed myself again 😂
Elena lastname
Elena lastname 6 days ago
The neighbors probably think you guys are doing wierd sex things...
Spicy Salt
Spicy Salt 6 days ago
Mark: alright lets push him to sea.. Ethan: **nnnnoooOOOOOOO-**
Drowre
Drowre 6 days ago
Little did they know, the TP would be hoarded a few months into 2020.
Samantha Vaske
Samantha Vaske 6 days ago
Everyone is talking about 5:44 but no one is talking about 14:06 that was *chef's kiss* peak comedy
Felicat
Felicat 6 days ago
Me, watching during the covid panic: You are wasting SO much TP.
Felicat
Felicat 6 days ago
Oh, man, the bond of friendship with these two is so strong. That is the magic of this channel, and I will miss that when it's gone.
Mojo Fang
Mojo Fang 7 days ago
Usually when someone is getting undressed and a person walks in, they try to quickly put the clothes back on. But Ethan frantically takes them *off*
Husky Animations
Husky Animations 7 days ago
Ethan: I want every thing that mattered to me buried along side me. So is he going to have his family buried when he is buried.
Bobbie Warner
Bobbie Warner 7 days ago
I thought Mark was going to grab the Maple Syrup for tree resin
シAnimal_Nation
シAnimal_Nation 7 days ago
So this is where all of the toilet paper went
the weirdo
the weirdo 8 days ago
Mark: coming in probably thinking non dirty thoughts Ethan: 5:45
ryder barton
ryder barton 8 days ago
One year Memento Mori Unus annus
ryder barton
ryder barton 8 days ago
One year Memento Mori Unus annus
Violet_SilverBlood
Ethen: I'm fit for the gods? Mark: yeah.. Ethan, walking towards Mark: Lick me clean then. Mark frantically backing up: That does NOT compute!
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