Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

Ted Nivison
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In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.


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Oct 28, 2020




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OGGE BRUV Month ago
Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle
Ellington Thomas
Ellington Thomas 10 days ago
This could possibly be because he’s drinking it off cara throughout the video, or emptying the bottle slowly for comedic effect.
Ryan Beardsleys
Ryan Beardsleys 24 days ago
@TinnierSpark326 then I reply to your reply to your reply to your reply to your to your reply
THEMaNIsWOrTHit 25 days ago
Dante Damm
Dante Damm 25 days ago
Crazy what happens when you drink rum lmao
TheRosieGhost Gaming
Ted + pirate + pizza + rum = content
Vector 32 minutes ago
6:07 me to my meat
FunnyBone 3 hours ago
What’s the outro music?
norm 7 hours ago
he looks like the type of guy to have a name like Ted
Wicked Chicken
Wicked Chicken 14 hours ago
Ted gotta watch iAmMoshow The Cat Rapper.
Jr1Dragonology 15 hours ago
Ted made a pizza as a pirate the same day I told my parents I was a lesbian, what world am I living in.
Gracially Feliciano
Gracially Feliciano 15 hours ago
Least it didn't catch fire Edit: just i sent this, the frickin fire alarm started souding
selmioio Day ago
bruh u look like young robert downey jr
u sound like young tom hanks
Remprixv C
Remprixv C Day ago
Hey if you see this. You are cool. 🤘👌
Kyle H
Kyle H 2 days ago
Wood fired pizza How’s pizza supposed to get a job now
miat 2 days ago
forget the hook, my question is who in their right mind puts CARROTS in PIZZA SAUCE?
Raphael Trillanes
Lol you made me curious and do this for thanksgiving.
Head of a thousand sheep's wool
The music is great because this may as well be an Unus Annus video
The Englishman
The Englishman 2 days ago
I better fucking see a video of ted trying to cook a Turkey sometime soon
Drunken Sailor
Drunken Sailor 3 days ago
Mitaki TM
Mitaki TM 3 days ago
I just watched a man suffer in 10 different languages, neat.
Netsu Dreams
Netsu Dreams 3 days ago
*me realizing he uploaded this 4 weeks ago*
Hello Goodbye
Hello Goodbye 3 days ago
Should have used the dough hook
Maluga Whale
Maluga Whale 4 days ago
Ted: “honestly this hook isn’t giving me a hard time yet” Also Ted 2 seconds later: “WhY dID I ThINk a HoOK WOulD bE GoOd fOr DoUGh”
BLindley2k23 4 days ago
"No video has ever taken me this long to make" *Laughs in Nut Butter*
BLindley2k23 4 days ago
"He Clearly Likes It!"
Ronan Healey
Ronan Healey 4 days ago
Why does Ted look normal in the costume?
Daniel Lubers
Daniel Lubers 4 days ago
Why u say fuck so much
Remprixv C
Remprixv C Day ago
FallMusic 5 days ago
Please get this man on the great British bakeoff
Claydon Cathorall
The work ethic is wonderful on this boyo
Mason Knapp
Mason Knapp 5 days ago
Don't worry Ted one time I cut myself with a butter knife
Christopher Doman
Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer
NiBBa Lightning
NiBBa Lightning 6 days ago
Where is the peanut butter and jelly sardin sandwich 🗿
N3K0 6 days ago
i literally got a pizza ad watching this lol-
yellow m&m
yellow m&m 7 days ago
the american version of wilbur
Remprixv C
Remprixv C Day ago
Silent Siege
Silent Siege 7 days ago
I'm getting rum ads now thanks
fish swim
fish swim 8 days ago
gotta love teddy
Motivational Lizard
Wait to does this mean that all of teds plans were to just poison pizza
FuckSmucker 8 days ago
The hook literally would’ve worked better than the beaters
Orij 8 days ago
If you'd think about it pineapple pizza might've been a pirates favorite pizza.
D’angelo Onfroy
Anyone remember JehBerDeh or whatever. I think that name is better than just ted nivison. Bring jehberdeh back.
William Ledbetter
Are you Ted Nivison?
EmilyCanSortaDraw :3
I’ll take your entire stock
Photography Craze
also as much sense it sounds to get the electrical whisker to make the dough, it doesnt' work very well, ive tried with anything but my hands but unfortunately, with hands is the most effective one to make a good pizza dough without any chances of there being shit in it
Photography Craze
sorry but is sugar in pizza dough a common thing? idk but ive made pizzas without cooking oil and theyve been fine so maybe das a thing!
Gabe H
Gabe H 9 days ago
Why does he know william osman
SriFoo 9 days ago
Since you did not milk a cow, and make cheese from scratch I don't count this.
Ana Cruz
Ana Cruz 10 days ago
Spoiler alert: he ditched the hook half way through
JackTheFlea10 10 days ago
13:15 ok i was looking at the comments so i couldn't see the video at all and i SWEAR that was Al from toy story aka the founder of Al's Toy Barn
Kayno _
Kayno _ 10 days ago
Wait, if Italy was the first to make pizza... ITALY PIRATES 🇮🇹 🏴‍☠️ 🍕
crissy s.
crissy s. 10 days ago
POV: you came from his ex girlfriend’s tiktok
Amelia Chastain
Amelia Chastain 10 days ago
I’m from TikTok...
Chan _101
Chan _101 10 days ago
i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube
13:16 Ted acts like a dumbass
YikesItsElora 11 days ago
he is the white dad R rated version of garrett watts
HCGosling 11 days ago
That’s a nice pizza, mnnn just like my mama usta make
MrMs Anime
MrMs Anime 11 days ago
ey ted why not buying a real hook so you dont need a knife
Victoria Salinas
Victoria Salinas 11 days ago
Christmas edition: Building a Gingerbread House but I’m Freddy Kruger First video I’ve ever watched of yours I am impressed!
3 unskippable ads
3 unskippable ads 11 days ago
"I present to you the greatest pizza making costume in the world!" *car ad plays*
yami supersleuth
yami supersleuth 11 days ago
Does Ted know that's not how you peel tomatoes?
yo hammy
yo hammy 12 days ago
Me with my gf 9:46
Robo Donut
Robo Donut 12 days ago
1:17 ad
Jebus 12 days ago
It sounds like fucking Peter griffin is cooking pizza with me and I love it
Honestly_Ally 12 days ago
i rly hoped this whole video you wouldn’t say a word in english and just talk in an ancient language.
saddly 12 days ago
luigi77714 13 days ago
You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really. Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better
Blubers 13 days ago
dont say jfk assasination was faked i was one of the assasins
kata kankus
kata kankus 13 days ago
watching you make the dough is pain
LLYKNA 14 days ago
Some men say the water still hasn’t reached 180
VeRtOgO 711
VeRtOgO 711 14 days ago
Good job you tube mentioned ya
Lazy Beams
Lazy Beams 14 days ago
@Binging With Babish please
Kingshrimp 14 days ago
It’s foxy the pirate Ted (fnaf reference)
Lindsay Schultz
Lindsay Schultz 14 days ago
Best opening ever.
monochromatic _child
my favourite part is how everything starts to go wrong but it some how ends up working in his favor as if he knows what hes doing lol
BavaDava80 15 days ago
Whole video: NO NO NOOOOOOOO
Koni Keebi
Koni Keebi 15 days ago
1:34 okay, how many people made the bowling alley screen joke already
A_W_EM 15 days ago
"i looked at po..." mhm yep 100% didn't think he would say porn at all
Simon Emir Santamaria
yeah the assasin line made him the best youtuber in my eyes
Pyruh 16 days ago
Where's your eyepatch Ted?
sarahwhat 16 days ago
My dad watched two minutes of this and said it was stupid lmao
noatryy 16 days ago
I spent the entire video staring at Ted's microwave. I really don't know why.
yick2sav’ 16 days ago
0:38 big lion
Jennifer McKenzie
Jennifer McKenzie 16 days ago
Technically, people did try to kill people with tomatoes. So, someone might have made a pizza trying to assassinate someone.
Lizards_And_Jelly 16 days ago
14:47 it looks like pumpkin pie
Its YourFam
Its YourFam 16 days ago
Some will call him ted Bundy others will call him ted copperneck
Admiral MacK
Admiral MacK 17 days ago
I read the title as “Making pizza but I’m a pizza”
OWEN TABER 17 days ago
“Pizza has a long and accurate history”
Silas van der Merwe
you say you're making it from scratch but you don't even cultivate your own yeast? lame
Lora Jackson
Lora Jackson 17 days ago
Wolfie Empress
Wolfie Empress 17 days ago
At least it was edible
KᗩI 17 days ago
pozza/ 🦷
Womwom Monch
Womwom Monch 17 days ago
The more ted gets stressed he turns more midwesters
Neonstripe the Angry Canadian
Why is Ted a better idubbbz then idubbbz
Aurora Dragon
Aurora Dragon 18 days ago
Ted where did youu get your glasses I want to get a pair fr my husband
ThatGuyAtMcdonalds S
Ted you should make a video of you eating every pop tart flavors and then rank them
Mrawesomeboss 18 days ago
Yo soy yo soy el bano ted nivisiõn
Aiden Adkisson
Aiden Adkisson 18 days ago
Bro, pleaseeee make more cooking with ted's
Lukque.mp4 18 days ago
Wait who is Ron Paul
Dubbio 19 days ago
This reminds me of markiplier makes
Dylan Carlson
Dylan Carlson 19 days ago
5:56 why does it sound like Ted is trying to convince himself that that truly is how the original pirates did it
Jordan Wolfe
Jordan Wolfe 19 days ago
I like how unnecessarily long and detailed the burning pizza, dancing pirate intro was. Please make the next video’s animated intro longer. I want to feel like it will never end and then get strangely into it like an anime intro. Please, ted, I need this.
MilkyDude 23
MilkyDude 23 19 days ago
@BabishCulinaryUniverse hook this man up
Clarissa Benbrook
Clarissa Benbrook 19 days ago
it’s the “William i gotta go” for me 🤣🤣
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