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Key & Peele - Weird Playlist

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Lemonz 23
Lemonz 23 Hour ago
Jordan: “Too square” Keegan: “Too square? How bout- nevermind” Jordan: “My penis” Keegan: “I understand” Jordan: “Is Too square” Keegan: “ I understa- *WHAT*
Macrons
Macrons 22 hours ago
I am the lizard, i am the lizard.
TheTyphoon365
This was just weird
Vania Thomas
Vania Thomas Day ago
Yooooo those voice memos 🤣🤣🤣🤣
苺大爆発
苺大爆発 Day ago
Yo that scream made me flinch man it felt so real
Nick Brown
Nick Brown Day ago
“Forgot this was on here” 😂🤦🏿‍♂️
Nick Brown
Nick Brown Day ago
Natasha Benitez I’m still laughing at this I can’t Natasha lol
Natasha Benitez
OMG Gross 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🎶🎶🎶 yet Soo 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Mo Ellis
Mo Ellis Day ago
Haa haa nosey but I remember that day well
Christian Viliame
0:32 WTF is this? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
steven universes
steven universes 2 days ago
😂😂😂😂😂
Zebulous
Zebulous 2 days ago
I feel like this is a lot like how Elon Musk introduces himself to new people.
Dakota Smith
Dakota Smith 3 days ago
That is some mestup shit
Stefan's My name
Stefan's My name 3 days ago
1:19 I laughed too hard on that one
Thomas Wan
Thomas Wan 3 days ago
Why is peele always the weird one lol
Anggara Dwi
Anggara Dwi 4 days ago
TO SQUARE
JACKIE MOON
JACKIE MOON 4 days ago
I knew one day it would come, the last episode I can catch up, fuck my life does this suck bad.
lennibizzle
lennibizzle 4 days ago
the fact that the screaming is apparently only two minutes after the matchstick line is what has tears running down my cheeks 🤣😭😭
Josh Jackzone
Josh Jackzone 4 days ago
What kind of loser ass bitch should dislike this lol
my name is my name
I am the lizard
yas usman
yas usman 5 days ago
"My penis..." "I understand" " _..is too square_ " "I unders-- *_what?_* "
🍯on€¥ bare™❄
LMAO
Black Magic
Black Magic 5 days ago
This is GOLD!!🤣🤣
Mizzmic
Mizzmic 6 days ago
*I'm so fundamentally lonely*
Winken Smile
Winken Smile 6 days ago
Added to playlist
alanfender123
alanfender123 6 days ago
Get Out 0.0
Odin Ponzi
Odin Ponzi 7 days ago
We need to get hold of Donald Rumsfeld's tapes.
Sorcerer Supreme
Sorcerer Supreme 7 days ago
Had a friend like that once, his name was Jesus Christ.
Dredgen Yor
Dredgen Yor 8 days ago
"My penis..." "I understand" "...Is to square" "I understa... WHAT!!??" LMAO
KindaLaazy
KindaLaazy 8 days ago
“and donkey teeth”
Zeus
Zeus 8 days ago
1:07 But the matchstick won't fit in my penis....lol I'm dead man
Eggy Egg
Eggy Egg 10 days ago
I want to hear the rest of it
gunjan amoli
gunjan amoli 10 days ago
Was he going to say "How about a tooth pick"...coz thts not square ..hahahahahaa
big money stunna
big money stunna 11 days ago
“too square” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vahid Musictx
Vahid Musictx 11 days ago
😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Billybig37 15
Billybig37 15 11 days ago
I cant breath😂😂😂😂😂😂
Blasé Kev
Blasé Kev 11 days ago
My Cheeks Hurt 😂😂😂
Alex Fernandez
Alex Fernandez 12 days ago
Where tf are they going it's like a 6 hour drive lol
ThepurposeofTime
ThepurposeofTime 10 days ago
probably somewhere an hour away XD
NightcoreSyan
NightcoreSyan 12 days ago
That’s why I smashed my radio
manny bernard
manny bernard 13 days ago
Feeding of peoples life force is no joke is real.
Aaron T
Aaron T 13 days ago
I am the fucking lizard king
Bookiemooks
Bookiemooks 13 days ago
Dude I blurted out Laughing at work when he said I’m beginning to see my reptilian side..
sophisticatedbadgurl
"Only Keegan tethers me to reality" wowwww! #Us
Stack daddy
Stack daddy 13 days ago
My friends playlist:”I wake up in the mornin I got murder on my mind” Me: 🤨🧐😳
911Estyle
911Estyle 14 days ago
Lmfao the melt Down that starts at 1:29
[TOPN] Autocyclepc
[TOPN] Autocyclepc 14 days ago
0:28 when u find out ur best friend is a freak LOL
foxycreole
foxycreole 14 days ago
A reptilian humanoid with a erectile dysfunction....nice.
Sebastian Englberger
How did he forget that
Milan
Milan 14 days ago
OMG next Time someone passes me the aux... I'm going to prepare some memo
Jocelyn
Jocelyn 14 days ago
I wonder if he senses how I feed off his life force 🤣💀
Jake Riley
Jake Riley 14 days ago
LUVIT
Not Chico and Pico
Not Chico and Pico 15 days ago
"My penis-" "I understand" "Is too square" "I unders- what?" I admit that just quoting what is said in the video is annoying, but I couldn't help myself, that was just golden.
Kulu D.
Kulu D. 15 days ago
0:55 "Don't touch it" my favorite part 😂
Al Guien
Al Guien 15 days ago
"I have committed myself to knowing what it feels like for a woman to be penetrated..." ***....screeeeeeechh...*** record needle scratch....
NAVREM MUSIC
NAVREM MUSIC 15 days ago
At 1:36 Key wanted to laugh
Sundertje
Sundertje 15 days ago
Tears in my eyes ... 😂🤣
Coda Mission
Coda Mission 15 days ago
I connect with this shit on a personal level
dylans pickles
dylans pickles 16 days ago
But the match stick won’t fit in my penis 😂😂
Ray El
Ray El 17 days ago
I love when he says "don't touch it" :-)
Shut Up I'm Thinking
We all have that exteemely weird part of us, which is why I love this so much!
NEGUS MBARKA
NEGUS MBARKA 8 days ago
Shut Up I'm Thinking naw that's just you ..... Juuuuust you
Nicholas Donaldson
Nicholas Donaldson 18 days ago
If I was the driver listening to this I'd be spooked.
chetapple
chetapple 18 days ago
Effects of too much RUvid, en porn
Justin Sur
Justin Sur 18 days ago
Lovely
I love π
I love π 18 days ago
One of the best ones.
Gerbert Gavino
Gerbert Gavino 19 days ago
"It's too square..." 😂
Natasha Benitez
OMG 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🎶🎶🎶🤣😂🤣😂🤣 They Are Nutttttyyyy LoL 😂🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣
MOMMYkillest
MOMMYkillest 19 days ago
"Feed off his life force" I'm crying bruh 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Chronium Milan
Chronium Milan 19 days ago
8 hours in a car where are they going to?
BTS is LIFE
BTS is LIFE 19 days ago
I think Jordan is trying to tell us something. Maybe subliminal messages? I mean who would have known these stuff in 2013??
Nasir
Nasir 20 days ago
I hate when the match stick doesn’t fit.
Ratnakaram Sravanti
we need a part 2 to this !!
Jess Randomness
Jess Randomness 21 day ago
There must be a lot of people out there named keegan going on a drive
Jaden N. Hernandez
ok, peele identifies as a lizard. so what? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i think he makes a sexy dinosaur, rawr 🦖
nedhirou tijani
nedhirou tijani 21 day ago
😂😂😂😂😂
Hypercube1729
Hypercube1729 21 day ago
_It's a different Keagan_
vivek -
vivek - 21 day ago
WTF did i just hear
Matthew Lodato
Matthew Lodato 22 days ago
They are not human, folks. They managed to keep a straight face that whole time.
No Hickies
No Hickies 22 days ago
My penis is too square 😂😂😂
Mic Pain
Mic Pain 22 days ago
The moment when he committed himself to finding out what a woman feels like when she's penetrated 1:24😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Geeta Sheogobind
Geeta Sheogobind 23 days ago
LMAO different Keegan
Angel Girl
Angel Girl 23 days ago
“Don’t touch it!”☝️ “Don’ttT touch it!”☝️
mistakes weremade
mistakes weremade 23 days ago
Consequences
Ariel Tulian
Ariel Tulian 24 days ago
don't touch it! don't touch it! lol
Sherlock Watson
Sherlock Watson 25 days ago
I didn't hear any music on there. What was he gonna skip it to?
Robert Univers
Robert Univers 25 days ago
I got to say these two have really exceptional ideas for their videos their awesome
MarxistKnight
MarxistKnight 25 days ago
Well that must have been a long remainder of the drive.
John Boy
John Boy 25 days ago
"Don't Touch It!" 😂 😂 😂 "My Penis... Too square... Ahhh!!!ahhhhhhhh!!!!!why!!!!!!!!!!! " 😂 😂 😂
Lazy Gamer
Lazy Gamer 26 days ago
"What the fuck is this?" Lol
random man
random man 26 days ago
love keys face
SANKI
SANKI 26 days ago
Too square.......
NESW
NESW 26 days ago
I think this really happened
Yes B.
Yes B. 26 days ago
“My penis.....” “i understand I understand” “Is too square..” “I understand..WHAT”
Just another VIEWER
"too square" dead😂😂
Leurah Duran
Leurah Duran 27 days ago
This is by far my favorite sketch.
Junior diaz
Junior diaz 27 days ago
It’s to squared 🤣
No Name
No Name 27 days ago
Tell me I'm not the only guy who crossed their legs together when his talking about penetrating he peehole with a matchstick...
Ján Kukura
Ján Kukura 27 days ago
My dick hurts so bad i think i dont have it no more
Jeremiah El
Jeremiah El 27 days ago
Baaaaaahahaha
Luv Light
Luv Light 27 days ago
I liked this so much I redid the vid
Omar Escobar
Omar Escobar 28 days ago
Different kicking!!😂
Deion the Don
Deion the Don 28 days ago
Hahahahah😂😂😂😂TF. Look at a nigga diffrent after that for life. In fact get out my car dawg.lol
Micah Davila
Micah Davila 28 days ago
"Don't touch it!, Don't touch it!!"
matt stephens
matt stephens 29 days ago
Ur thing is too square? Umm ok than
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