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I think we can agree that what they need in sub-Saharan Africa is a Lidl!
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Jul 19, 2019

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John Redberg
John Redberg 24 days ago
18 years since the Chernobyl disaster? That must be from... 2004 then? Ahh the golden rule of comedy: Always close with your worst bit from 15 year ago ;-)
Malt Geezer
Malt Geezer 24 days ago
1:33 that girl in red looks mad shocked
Cantona
Cantona 26 days ago
I haven't laughed so much since the last time I trapped my fingers in my car door.
Roy G Biv
Roy G Biv 26 days ago
1:05 jesus nice rack
Rumple S
Rumple S 27 days ago
I,VE JUST WATCHED KEN GOODWIN ON U TUBE - NO NEED FOR SWEARING JUST FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY . CARR IS NOT FIT TO LICK HIS BOOTS !!!!
trevor hamlett
trevor hamlett 27 days ago
0:32 woman in red dress... ( not impressed jimmy not impressed )
Uma Chan
Uma Chan 27 days ago
And you know who else doesn't get winters? England. Come here and experience a winter in Minnesota where it's -40 degrees and then tell me you get winters. /s
Neville Ross
Neville Ross 27 days ago
Jimmy Carr a woman hater of note. Cannot stand your purile childish comedy
jakub gadzala
jakub gadzala 28 days ago
geez u fat krisher e_e da machine
sean
sean 28 days ago
what a horrible guy
Alec Cap
Alec Cap 29 days ago
I think this bloke is as funny as rabies in a guide dog home, I'm like this all the time and my wife tells me to shut up, this twat makes a living by being an idiot talking bollocks, I just don't get it
Kellington Link
Kellington Link 29 days ago
Brilliant. Thanks for the video.
Will Goodfield
Will Goodfield 29 days ago
LIDL
DePLORIble
DePLORIble 29 days ago
1:31 Someone doesn't look happy
Jacob Zondag
Jacob Zondag 28 days ago
@DePLORible: he's not the only one.
Paddle Shift
Paddle Shift 29 days ago
Jimmy Carr = Boring ripoff
Simon Richard Dent
Simon Richard Dent 29 days ago
Jimmy CARR IS A STUPID Cunt. fucking hate the wanker and twat Carr.
Life ?
Life ? 29 days ago
0:13 The first guy in the first roe, Was totally waiting for the girl next to him to clap and see her breasts moving . Judge me after you see him 🙂🙂
Andy Hay.
Andy Hay. 29 days ago
What a poor excuse for a human.
Jacob Zondag
Jacob Zondag 28 days ago
@Jimmi K And there's another option: bug those who think the internet is their private playground and own the exclusive right to an opinion, and consider themselves righteous enough to bug others who have a divergent opinion. In my language that's hypocricy, which makes you a... with a disputable sense of humor. Welcome to the internet.
Jimmi K
Jimmi K 28 days ago
@Jacob Zondag - As I said previously, if you don't like him, watch something else. Or, in the alternative, watch him then trawl through the comment section and annoy those that actually have a sense of humour.
Jacob Zondag
Jacob Zondag 28 days ago
@Jimmi K Awkward that you would use that in your counter-argument. Do you happen to be expert on the subject? And yes, Carr's portfolio is of poor quality. Of course beggars can't be choosers.
Jimmi K
Jimmi K 28 days ago
You could always watch something else. There's plenty of gay porn for you.
HateGovernment
HateGovernment 29 days ago
Nobody feels sorry for third world people. Not really. Do stupid things, live a stupid life.
Jon boy
Jon boy Month ago
that chernobyl joke at the end is hilarious :)
Stephen Carter
Stephen Carter 27 days ago
The Chernobyl joke.... Wish I could understand what he actually said! I've listened to it a number of times with headphones but without success. It's probably funny but it might as well be Klingon he's speaking. Can anyone translate into English for me please?
Terence Da Silva
Big love from South Africa
Donald Trump
Donald Trump Month ago
I really like his outfit, especially his jacket. I think it really suits him well.
1878EFC2008
1878EFC2008 Month ago
0.31 and 1.31 is the exact same audience shot. What's the point?
MrLunithy
MrLunithy 27 days ago
@Jimmi K How did you notice?.... 0:13 the lady in the red top.
Jimmi K
Jimmi K 28 days ago
Good spot!
lol lol
lol lol Month ago
UNSUBSCRIBE
Michael Monckton
Jimmy you Tax evader lol
Morticus
Morticus Month ago
Jimmy Carr, makes me laugh. Thank you J.C.
Mr Corndog
Mr Corndog Month ago
We have people from poor countries in uk... They just took our jobs and made us poor too. I mean they have a lower IQ what do you expect
kunaalqqqq
kunaalqqqq Month ago
This guy is the face of prejudice England....carr is an aggressively ignorant man playing the fool. XD
martin corderoy
martin corderoy 19 days ago
And you are a typical humourless far left snowflake .So What ?
Godd Howard
Godd Howard Month ago
I love that I can watch all of theese comedy acts for the 10th time and still break my spine laughing
Johnny Flashdance
2:31
Caolan McGlinchey
2:11
FurIouS
FurIouS Month ago
0:14 Don't worry mate i was having a look as well!
Just Gator
Just Gator Month ago
👀
Retro_Computer_King
Little powdo walks 6 hours a day to get water...... Move your tent nearer to the water?
Mikey McMikeFace
2:02 I guess Jimmy's audience wouldn't have understood had he not explained the joke. 🙄
Will Evans
Will Evans Month ago
Wow...the auto tune in parts of this,no dissing them as singers,But no need for the extras on top . Fantastic performance either way
Mikey McMikeFace
The hell are you babbling?
Renzo
Renzo Month ago
Lots of people straight faced.
Leonard Breau
Leonard Breau 28 days ago
He makes people think about his humor, some simply don't get it.
Mikey McMikeFace
I was too for s good portion of this.
Adam Brown
Adam Brown Month ago
Pause at :31 lmfao The girl with her hands on her face in the lower right portion of the screen
phil osophical
phil osophical Month ago
What about her? Big tits?
Visionist
Visionist Month ago
What show is this from?
Luigi DeNardis
Luigi DeNardis Month ago
youtube is not for comedians mate why do u think netflix is still a thing
Just Gator
Just Gator Month ago
Punctuation is a thing, and people still don't use it!
B Mja
B Mja Month ago
Very low eyed
ScotianGold 44
ScotianGold 44 Month ago
Your mum
XmanSully
XmanSully Month ago
01:05 naughty director
Jimmi K
Jimmi K 28 days ago
Well spotted!
yasser
yasser Month ago
What they need in africa is for France and the evil UK to get out of there Africa is richer than all the rest combined
martin corderoy
martin corderoy 19 days ago
What WE need is for all the ones in Europe to go back to Africa
hisroyalawesomeness1
Funny how a white man gets away with these sub- human comments on the 3rd world, yet a white lady goes out to try to help & gets taken to pieces. Strange world...
hope odyssey
hope odyssey Month ago
On point! Thieves, nothing more!
hope odyssey
hope odyssey Month ago
@wufongtan wufong BS
hope odyssey
hope odyssey Month ago
@wufongtan wufong BS, you haven't a clue;
Garrett Hunt
Garrett Hunt Month ago
I'd never heard of Lidl, I honestly thought he said "a Little."
cheekyboy5000
cheekyboy5000 26 days ago
It's like Aldi, not that dissimilar.
Jeremy Bond
Jeremy Bond 29 days ago
We've got lidl here in NC, and VA
moister than an oyster
@raymond daubney be happy that you dont have them
I like Lizards
I like Lizards Month ago
We have them in Poland, quite decent shop
raymond daubney
raymond daubney Month ago
I also thought he said "little". I checked it out, it's a super market like Aldi. I'm in Aussie and we don't have them here that I know of.
SKYBLUE 100
SKYBLUE 100 Month ago
Best bit in this, the pan shot at 0.33 to the three women without even a grin, and looking quite, err LEFT WING FEMINIST 🤣 And clearly at the wrong show.
hope odyssey
hope odyssey Month ago
I'm no leftwing and find his stupid remarks, fukin disgusting, smug bastard.!
young J
young J Month ago
@Kalana Herath well they aren't exactly conservatives
Kalana Herath
Kalana Herath Month ago
Extreme Feminists are not Left wing you idiot
RogueRM
RogueRM Month ago
And @1:32
Yazoso
Yazoso Month ago
You're over analysing mate, nothing to do with feminism or political views
Daniel Watts
Daniel Watts Month ago
Awesome Jimmy as usual!! 😂😂
Bryan McMillin
Bryan McMillin Month ago
First and third world nations get all the attention. You never hear about the second world nations. They're the middle child of countries.
Illegal Aliens
Illegal Aliens Month ago
@avinotion It makes me sad how much sense that makes
avinotion
avinotion Month ago
@CamJoziBoy the definition that I've heard: 1st world countries: Countries that sided with the U.S during the cold war, and got their full support (e.g Western Europe). 2nd world countries: those that sided with USSR and got... some of their support. 3rd world countries... you can imagine
CamJoziBoy
CamJoziBoy Month ago
avinotion Brazil? South Africa? India?
Mikey McMikeFace
At some point we thought the second world had been deprecated but now it looks to be making a comeback.
avinotion
avinotion Month ago
That's because communications are blocked by the government (China, New Soviet Union etc.)
David Buschhorn
David Buschhorn Month ago
"Consolidate your bills into one easy, monthly payment!" Borrow your way out of debt! XD
Jacob Zondag
Jacob Zondag 28 days ago
@David: that's straight out of "the art of downplaying, economical edition".
Retro_Computer_King
@ 1298% apr :D
a clown
a clown Month ago
This is some of the shittiest comedy of ever seen from Jimmy Carr
Smash A Commie
Smash A Commie Month ago
No need to joke about this anymore. Theyll all be in Europe in 10 years
xilo301
xilo301 Month ago
Then will be no famine. Fish and chip for all.
Irungu Erick
Irungu Erick Month ago
@Chris Christian But I see that you basically fucked up your Western culture by letting in immigrants. Now you are stuck with religious extremists roaming your streets and you get tagged with -phobic if you dare utter a word against them . . .
Irungu Erick
Irungu Erick Month ago
@Chris Christian Wish I could help but the Ebola has to be spread somehow . . . Equality for all mankind.
Chris Christian
Chris Christian Month ago
@Irungu Erick can you convince the millions of your buddies to stay there with you?
Irungu Erick
Irungu Erick Month ago
Aaaaah we don't want to come there with all your feminists and LGBTQI BS 😂. . .
Stuart F
Stuart F Month ago
good to see he never changes
John Bethany
John Bethany Month ago
1:32 - She is not amused..... LOL
Jacob Zondag
Jacob Zondag 28 days ago
@John Bethany: He's not the only one. Poor performance of Carr. I guess he has to take the public that he can get.
Missing No.
Missing No. Month ago
@Kathryn Bell The flying fuck are you talking about? The joke wasnt that funny, thats why shes not laughing. Just because someone doesnt think a joke is funny, doesnt mean its because their feelings are hurt. Grow the fuck up.
RogueRM
RogueRM Month ago
And @0:31
Kathryn Bell
Kathryn Bell Month ago
John Bethany I saw her as I was watching it too! A snowflake that's melting at a bit of harsh humour! Bless her, now pass the mop...
Conor Birkett
Conor Birkett Month ago
I know those 2 can fuck right off miserable fucks 😂
sewpahmon
sewpahmon Month ago
"ha ha ha"
eastlondontillidie
Unlucky at Wimbledon mate , better luck next year 🎾
Batman
Batman 26 days ago
How original
danmar007
danmar007 28 days ago
Zing!
Blazervitch
Blazervitch Month ago
lmfao
Windy
Windy Month ago
Lol
Kevin Conneely
Kevin Conneely Month ago
0:31 some offended looking snowflakes right there
SDRockman
SDRockman Month ago
Aye, the people sitting there in the audience didn't want to have anything said about African people, so they were naturally shocked to hear that nothing was being said against European men. It must of been such a shock for them to hear "Jimmy" come out with stuff that didn't portray European men out to be complete goof balls.
xilo301
xilo301 Month ago
Some jokes are not for all. But jimmy is hard. If you assist there you better have thick skin.
hope odyssey
hope odyssey Month ago
Nasty
Liam Collins
Liam Collins Month ago
Look again at 1:32, same 2 not laughing
Kathryn Bell
Kathryn Bell Month ago
Melting before our very eyes. Now pass the mop please...
New Message
New Message Month ago
It's great that he did his starvation bits while he was still chubby.
Slagg CS
Slagg CS Month ago
He had surgery.
Horny Fruit Flies
I haven't seen you in a while!
SiTaK
SiTaK Month ago
Shii i love this posh prick
Matt Kalinovic
Matt Kalinovic Month ago
wow im early
Sachin Sharma
Sachin Sharma Month ago
Love you jimmy
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