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A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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TIF_Speko
TIF_Speko 11 hours ago
I was waiting for Bill Cosby
Joey Short
Joey Short Day ago
1:06
Bianca Muldrow
"You want a reenactment?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Melissa Pasos
I agree. There are problems in our family and we need to be sure we all work to pay our bills. This is more of an agenda for how we engage in a discussion between family and men or women when they choose to take care of our homework or school activities with kids.
suheyla afra
suheyla afra Day ago
Hahahahaahajahahahahahaha
Lilith Rogers
Lilith Rogers 2 days ago
Gonna add d tRUMP pretty soon then it'll really get bad!!!
ME R
ME R 2 days ago
Where is BTS???
Canais Young
Canais Young 3 days ago
Pete Davidson looks better with a bald head and a three-piece suit. It actually makes him look like an adult.
An Lourdes Arias
An Lourdes Arias 4 days ago
WHERE IS BTS VIDEO?????????,
Katherine Alvarez
Michael Keaton, I donโ€™t know where youโ€™ve been, but Iโ€™m so glad youโ€™re back.
J Chors
J Chors 6 days ago
00:02 Never thought i'd hear those words on SNL. Maybe they'll pass the message on to the real MSNBC.
Darryl Smith
Darryl Smith 6 days ago
Hahaha his beard tho
khalid mohamud
khalid mohamud 7 days ago
free 6ix9ine
Lishaan Hettipathirana
This is my favorite cold open
Ron Baines
Ron Baines 8 days ago
Young ass audience
Riche Bright
Riche Bright 8 days ago
Kate does psycho so well it makes me question her sanity.
Lanee
Lanee 8 days ago
Cut it out โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘
See Elle
See Elle 9 days ago
My nigga, Michael Keaton
cole sutherland
cole sutherland 10 days ago
That was dumb da dumb dumb dumb da da dumb stoopid I hate 6ix 9ine
Mo Money
Mo Money 10 days ago
Couldโ€™ve used a different actor for 69.... Pete wouldโ€™ve been a better 69... she kind of botched it
ner0
ner0 11 days ago
Blood sugar drop there, Keaton: @5:00 "...'cause I'm an acold dactual James Bond Super Villain..."
Breeze Dorling
Breeze Dorling 13 days ago
IM THE GOD DAM BATMAN
Ji - Eun Kim
Ji - Eun Kim 13 days ago
Tekashi 6IX9ine was charged for statutory rape, but I think the censors decided against that.
The British Empire
The British Empire 12 days ago
He was?
Queen Nsuccess
Queen Nsuccess 13 days ago
Pete looks so fine in a suit and bald.His voice actually hot in this skit
BurnTheReceipt
BurnTheReceipt 13 days ago
Wheres MadTv?
joe blow
joe blow 14 days ago
I don't like this julian is a hero
Richard Williams
Richard Williams 12 days ago
He wiped his shit on the walls of the Ecuadorian embassy...that cancels out everything else...
cmakelky37
cmakelky37 14 days ago
Portraying Assange as a supervillian ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„. SNL punching down with the US military
Denzel Horton
Denzel Horton 16 days ago
Julian Assange ain't bad. He has given us the truth behind all the governments of this world
Kayon G
Kayon G 13 days ago
Lies!
Denzel Horton
Denzel Horton 15 days ago
Chip Mahgilify why?
Chip Mahgilify
Chip Mahgilify 15 days ago
@Denzel....you mean the TRUTH about humanity....it's looking you in the mirror. Julian deserves nothing less than to be shot for treason, and thrown into an open pit.
elven bitch
elven bitch 16 days ago
Julien Assange is a public hero. The media either ignores him or mocks him as in this skit. And it's no wonder, SNL is just another show owned by a man with extremely deep pockets whose interests are threatened by Assange's existence.
elven bitch
elven bitch 14 days ago
+Chip Mahgilify The media has done a great job of painting him as a "backwards right-winger". Yet he's always published information that impacts both the left and the right, because Wikileaks is about exposing corruption, whomever it may involve. And it has never once been an average Joe. It's rich fucks.
Chip Mahgilify
Chip Mahgilify 15 days ago
Julian is a first class piece of human GARBAGE...it's the hallmark of a anti-social hacker, who is STILL licking imaginary wounds, and like the coward he is, hides behinds skirts and a computer screen to exact revenge(rolls eyes).
Mal Uminse
Mal Uminse 16 days ago
Boycott SNL!!! Oh wait. No one watches anyway.
Mal Uminse
Mal Uminse 16 days ago
Wikileaks is the greatest engine of free speech since the printing press. Julian Assange is a hero. He 'attacked the military' by exposing torture and illegal murder. They publish true information about bad governments. WL = free speech. SNL used to be anti-establishment. Now its old man propaganda. Amazing its still on the air.
Chip Mahgilify
Chip Mahgilify 15 days ago
@Mal...your as delusional as Manning and Assange. The truth is, your anti-social, anti-culture, and most likely a VERY unhappy person. Now go get your sex change operation on the gov't dime while you still can...NOW Jesus Loves you(rolls eyes)
Loek 96
Loek 96 16 days ago
Julian Assange a villain?
30mmBallistic
30mmBallistic 16 days ago
What sane person can sit through and watch this garbage?
Richard Lafond
Richard Lafond 16 days ago
Assange is not a criminal.
Ash Ketchum
Ash Ketchum 10 days ago
I do agree, Assange is not a criminal, he is simply seen that way in the eyes of most countries
Richard Lafond
Richard Lafond 13 days ago
+Chip Mahgilify Protection of the freedom of speech. Obviously you don't value this.
Light Bringer
Light Bringer 14 days ago
Richard Lafond - I agree. Julian Assange is an international hero. โœจ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒโœจ
Chip Mahgilify
Chip Mahgilify 15 days ago
@weinernose...say's the little man who is morally and ethically BANKRUPT. BURY that cockroach Manning and Assange together in a nameless plot, and fill it with shyte.
Chip Mahgilify
Chip Mahgilify 15 days ago
@ Richard LaFond....actually, that human piece of GARBAGE is just now getting his due. Libertards LOVE illegal aliens, criminals, drug addicts and miscreants. They HATE America, are anti-culture, anti-marriage, anti-family and THRIVE on chaos & disorder. Assange and that other confused piece of shyte Manning deserve to be cell-mates 24-7-365 in LOCKDOWN...forever.
For your health
For your health 16 days ago
Pete Davidson plays a great bald Pete Davidson
NeverMindGaming
NeverMindGaming 18 days ago
Every where you look
taco_de_muerte
taco_de_muerte 18 days ago
Why are half of them dressed regular ๐Ÿ˜‘ for fucks sake
JayE Smoke
JayE Smoke 18 days ago
Thx SNL good stuff๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‰
El Chingon
El Chingon 18 days ago
Why doesn't SNL do a skit about AOC? There's a ton of material there. Oh, right...
MsLogjam
MsLogjam 18 days ago
What's ironic about the porn star needing to distance herself line is that Linda Marciano, once known as Linda Lovelace, said after she escaped from Chuck Traynor, she sometimes had to hire lawyers to protect her from other lawyers because so many of them kept trying to rip her off, as if her having been a porn star meant everyone was free to screw her any way they could.
jsudlow12
jsudlow12 18 days ago
Lolol that was the funniest snl Iโ€™ve seen in awhil
Edwin Rodriguez
Edwin Rodriguez 18 days ago
Oh that arieanas boy
Edwin Rodriguez
Edwin Rodriguez 18 days ago
500,000๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค™
Greg Nelson
Greg Nelson 19 days ago
Love seeing Michael Keaton!
Megalon73
Megalon73 19 days ago
Michael Keaton looks like Jon Voight. who another ass kisser to trump nation.
Messalina
Messalina 19 days ago
Why is she sooo hot in this?
trees
trees 19 days ago
I LOST IT AT COMMUNICATIONS MAJOR
David Pannozzo
David Pannozzo 20 days ago
No, Sorry I didnโ€™t see Batman in Michael Keaton, I saw Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies from Michael, and I want a Beetlejuice 2 and a Beetlejuice Stern Pinball Machine.
G Money
G Money 20 days ago
Hats off the Michael Keaton,..you wanna get nuts letโ€™s get nuts. Batman doesnโ€™t always keep it professional.....sometimes he likes to get personal.
Cisco Budge
Cisco Budge 20 days ago
lame, stupid. not funny. yawn.
James Family
James Family 20 days ago
propaganda
Atlantika
Atlantika 20 days ago
Kate McKinnon is hot !
shigsho
shigsho 21 day ago
This just isn't funny. SNL was once great. Sorry, but the truth hurts.
cyberprompt
cyberprompt 21 day ago
#dissentThis you can't say this here dissenter.com/download
After.
After. 22 days ago
6ix9ine is in the vid and the time count is 6:09 6:09= 69
Marquis Bean
Marquis Bean 11 days ago
5:31 on the regular
Chaos Gonaway
Chaos Gonaway 22 days ago
Is there a bathroom around here, cause I really have to take a Wiki-leak ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
William R. King
William R. King 22 days ago
We call him a hero, you call him a super villain. SNL must be in the "club." :O/-
Donovan McDavid
Donovan McDavid 22 days ago
That 69 one got me
L Clarke
L Clarke 22 days ago
The whole cast and writers oughta be in prison...for felonious boredom.
David Gibbs
David Gibbs 23 days ago
But my password is letters and numbers
forreal pat
forreal pat 23 days ago
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Rusty Shackleford
Rusty Shackleford 23 days ago
hahahah this was great, good to see a killer opener again!
Jeremy Bader
Jeremy Bader 23 days ago
that wasn't very funny
Saxazax
Saxazax 23 days ago
this has to be one of the only channels on youtube that can get away with uploading videos shorter than 10:04 on a consistent basis
Anonymous Andy
Anonymous Andy 24 days ago
For the rainbow dude, they forgot to mention the rape... Wasn't the girl like 13?
BoBBlehead-ASMR ASMR
A guy who showed the bad side of the USA eat they USA people still call him an evil guy thatโ€™s fucking great
Lil Rasta
Lil Rasta 24 days ago
2:21 ๐Ÿ˜‚
elan sturtz
elan sturtz 24 days ago
At 2:37 my OCD was killing me because her hat is slightly wrinkled lmao
Dez Bryant
Dez Bryant 24 days ago
Straight face gang wya?
g sun
g sun 24 days ago
when Kate said that line I lost it hahaha
J P
J P 24 days ago
This could have been so much better.
Raven Jones
Raven Jones 25 days ago
Why did I get creeped out yet excited for Micheal Keaton
poop
poop 25 days ago
iPod?
Rik Nel
Rik Nel 25 days ago
I thought Tekashi was arrested on pedophilia charges ? no ?
Bill Craig
Bill Craig 25 days ago
I keep watching for a sketch about MSNBC'S Velshi/Ruhle newscasts. *wink, wink - nudge-nudge*
John Allen
John Allen 25 days ago
Julian assange, bitches
Alicia B
Alicia B 25 days ago
I live in London in Ecuador..try figuring that one out...๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Flozy
Flozy 25 days ago
U guys dragged Lori through the mud in this im dying
LivingDeadGirl
LivingDeadGirl 3 days ago
Lol no she did it to herself snl is just gonna make sure NO ONE FORGETS that's all ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
Commercial Communication
Lol, Hilarious! It is so funny how the old farts at NBC corp so transparently attempt to peddle government propaganda, trying to play โ€œinfluencer,โ€ trying to convince people that whistleblower Assange is the enemy of the people for exposing the deer-in-the-headlight-style-helicopter-murder of journalists and first responders, and the accompanying coverup. Not too subtly, they deliver their talking points by having the Assange character say, โ€œIโ€™ve attacked the US Military... cause Iโ€™m a super villain!โ€ (pretty lame dialogue.) Very comical attempt at manipulation and political โ€œinfluencingโ€. CBS Corp. is the lamest! ROFL! Old Farts!
Frank Miranda
Frank Miranda 26 days ago
Kenan: "Hold up, You paid $500,000 for USC?!" Lori: "Oh Yeh, That's not including the 300 grand i blew on tuition." Kenan: "Oh My God, What did your daughter major in?" Lori: "Communication" Kenan: "Ooohhhhhhh....." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
chefdsal1
chefdsal1 26 days ago
Keaton quoted his famous Batman line and no studio audience members noticed. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ they were prolly expecting a big audience reaction. Nope
Day Spencer
Day Spencer 26 days ago
Is this actually considered comedy?
Ed P
Ed P 26 days ago
Tekashi ๐Ÿ‘
Ed P
Ed P 26 days ago
This skit is too much.......๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Lunar Cookie-Chan
Lunar Cookie-Chan 26 days ago
ITS CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brad Robb
Brad Robb 26 days ago
Nice to see snl doing something honest for once instead of leftist propaganda
Not SO Fast There
Not SO Fast There 26 days ago
LMFAO !!!!! instant classic
Indiejan Hansen
Indiejan Hansen 26 days ago
Little bit of me died when there was zero reaction to the Batman reference
RR R
RR R 26 days ago
Watch collateral murder video from youtube for facts. Just to be clear US troops started shooting at 9 individuals from Apache helicopter for, i want to say no reason whatsoever, but honestly one of them mistook a part of camera seen round the corner as an โ€rpgโ€ ,in bagdad 2007. Several of them were killed shortly including reuters 22-year old cameraman Namir Noor Eldeen.They shot several bursts to civilians even after they were wounded and crawling away. It might well be that 8 were killed at that point. 40-year old Saeed Chmagh journalist from reuters a father of 4 children survived first rounds and tried to escape but got shot as he ran. Saeed got wounded and crawled some meters and the helicopter crew were hoping that he would grab a gun so that they could shoot at him again. Then a minivan comes and people try to help. They carried Saeed to the van and all the time US troops were asking for permission to shoot them because they might have been collecting the guns, which were never there.. Finally they got permission to shoot again and they shot the civilians trying to help the wounded. To summarize atleast dozen died and several got wounded includind 2 small children that were in the vans frontseat and could have been easily seen before they started to fire at the van. Then US groundforces came and drove over Namir's body and soldiers in helicopter laughed about it. They found the 2 wounded little children from the van and one of the soldiers says that it was the parents fault for bringing their kids to a battle. Only one that end up in jail were the person who leaked the video. And now Assange for publishing it and for creating a platform for people to see what those in power don't want us to see.
Ed P
Ed P 27 days ago
โ€œIโ€™m a loco.โ€๐Ÿ˜ฎ
xhagast
xhagast 27 days ago
Michael Keaton looks so young he might want to play Batman again. He is the best Batman so far. And if Christopher Lee at 90 could be a fighter in Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, they can make Jack Nicholson work as the Joker. He was THE Joker. Others have played the character but none was as true to it as Nicholson.
Paola D'Rugama
Paola D'Rugama 27 days ago
Michael Keaton is so cool ๐Ÿ˜
Michael Curland
Michael Curland 27 days ago
$100 to anyone who can tell me Assange's crime
Alan
Alan 24 days ago
The public needed to know
Alan
Alan 24 days ago
Hillary's leaked emails, remember when Trump was elected
MsLogjam
MsLogjam 26 days ago
He's been accused of giving away state secrets in the U.S. and rape in Sweden. He also had a habit of threatening the Ecuadoran hosts with some mysterious device he claimed to have that could cause the embassy to explode if he activated it; hence, the reason for such a hands-on arrest. Some people would rather be respected than loved and if they can't be respected they'll settle for fear and loathing.
wolfedog99
wolfedog99 27 days ago
Being a poor embassy guest that would not clean up after himself or his cat.
Xavier Wulf Boy HollowSesh
Michael Keaton the reason I watched this & kenan Thompson
Darnell Robeson
Darnell Robeson 27 days ago
When i saw Tekashi sitting there i fell out so hard omg. Funniest part on here
Bond James Bond
Bond James Bond 27 days ago
lmao, I paid 500k to get my daughter into USC. Wasn't expecting that....I've died, seriously!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Kate McKinnon is fire!!!! lol
Ed P
Ed P 26 days ago
Bond James Bond loco ๐Ÿ˜
D 123
D 123 27 days ago
It's the Solicitor for the Solicited!
Kari Benirschke
Kari Benirschke 27 days ago
MICHAEL KEATON!!!!!!!
sisterfromanotherplanet
"But my password has letters AND numbers!"
Phillip Reese
Phillip Reese 27 days ago
I was waiting for the "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!" Well played, Michael Keaton. Well played.
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