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It is the first day of university

Joana Ceddia
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HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Jenny Cravitz

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juststopandsmilexd
10:30 HAHAHAH. The agenda... 2019 - what am i supposed to do with it 2020 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT!?
Mandy cochran
How in the world has this vid is almost a year ago 👀
Paola Henao Restrepo
OMG I LOVE YOUR PERSONALITY SOOO MUCH
elena
elena 2 days ago
THEY STILL SELL THE EASY BUTTON
Elyssa Allen
Elyssa Allen 2 days ago
Me coming back to this the night before I move into college to try to calm down lmao
Madelyn Herteen
Madelyn Herteen 2 days ago
Joana: Taking algebra Me: I thought we did that in middle school. Canada is Wack 🇨🇦 Just kidding Joana I know algebra was hard and I cried numerous ( I got that word from you in a different video) amounts of times because it was rough **dog bark** and I am proud
Madelyn Herteen
Madelyn Herteen 2 days ago
Joana: Today is September 4th Me: Yeah it’s my birthday Joana: Aka the worst day of the year Me: but- but- but i- ehhh
melanie hernandez
I have a question what app or software does she use to edit her videos? Asking for a friend👍
R00w4n
R00w4n 2 days ago
melanie hernandez Imovie
UwU likes eyebrows UwU
yall r like one of the few youtubers i can watch cuz all of the other ones chew obnoxiously. thanks for not like highkey murdering my misophonia riddled brain
Ilaria Caporali
Ilaria Caporali 4 days ago
Your Italian calculus professor is not really Italian if he complains about socialism sorry
Nil Offline
Nil Offline 4 days ago
WHİCH DEPARTMENT
nogamesnocarnivalslol
joanna motivates me in a way that no other person on this world could and I dont even know why
erikas edxts
erikas edxts 5 days ago
so no ones gonna talk about how shes got demonias? iconic
Aesthetic Blush
Aesthetic Blush 7 days ago
Joana:CALM DOWNNN Also Joana:*SCREECH,SCREAMS,RAGE AND STRESSES*
Zaina Abushaban
Zaina Abushaban 7 days ago
How’s the 2020 calendar ?
エレノア
エレノア 7 days ago
"straight out of Tartarus" is it just me or is it a Persona 3 reference lol 3:08
Aylin
Aylin 8 days ago
I would like to confess something. My birthday is on September 4. Imagine what I have to go through. It is kinda funny thought
Kambal Espinosa
Kambal Espinosa 8 days ago
Joanna is a one of a kind student in high school who actually like physics
Andrea Carvajal
Andrea Carvajal 10 days ago
the female version of dwight
Maximus
Maximus 11 days ago
How’s the agenda going lmao
Kater Lasagna
Kater Lasagna 13 days ago
Whenever I watch Joana, the little voice in my head goes away and turns into Joana’s voice. Than I start talking crazy
Sam Wes
Sam Wes 13 days ago
poor Joana, cant even use the expensive 2020 planner since 2020's dead
hope reynara
hope reynara 13 days ago
well the 2020 agenda aged well
yes i am gey
yes i am gey 14 days ago
the irony of having an agenda for 2020 and now we haven't been allowed out of our houses for half the year 👁💧👄💧👁 (obviously I'm grateful for the lockdown as it keeps everyone safe but it is still killing me)
yes i am gey
yes i am gey 13 days ago
@Arieyal Landfair oh nooo, I'm so sorry that you're missing out on celebrating, happy 17th birthday though 🥳
Arieyal Landfair
Arieyal Landfair 13 days ago
yes i am gey right I’m turning 17 this year 😭
yes i am gey
yes i am gey 13 days ago
@Arieyal Landfair oh I feel you, the one time I'm excited for my birthday and it basically gets cancelled.
Arieyal Landfair
Arieyal Landfair 13 days ago
Junior year cancelled ... football season yeeted our the window ....my bday non existence
enji
enji 14 days ago
too bad she's not gonna need that 2020 agenda now.
Maxine Garcia
Maxine Garcia 16 days ago
I love her so much
stinky stonk
stinky stonk 17 days ago
“The toilet, did you break its neck?” *Well that didn’t age well*
Fiona
Fiona 7 hours ago
BAHAHAHAHHAHAH amazing
stinky stonk
stinky stonk 10 days ago
Arieyal Landfair we love an exploding shistar 😻😻
Arieyal Landfair
Arieyal Landfair 13 days ago
My toilet exploded-John cena 2020 ✨🧚🏻‍♀️
Kawaii Potato
Kawaii Potato 17 days ago
does everybody take only 4 classes per semester? I legit have physics, calculus, algebra, assembly, algorithmic and data structures, electronics, computer architecture, English and French ☠️
Julia Hormel
Julia Hormel 19 days ago
THE PERCY JACKSON BOOK BFH,DFHSHFUIFDFHLSFHVSH
Rabab Abbas
Rabab Abbas 21 day ago
That agenda gonna be empty for a while...
Dog’s a Hoe
Dog’s a Hoe 21 day ago
I’ve challenged myself with staying up for 48 hours, I’m in 43hr and im about to flop. John Cenas old vids are the only things keeping me awake...
xTara Chanx
xTara Chanx 21 day ago
Joanna in the description: "YELLOW IS DISGUSTING' "NO HUMAN SHOULD WEAR YELLOW" Also Joanna in her pfp: **wearing a yellow shirt**
Miriam Taylor
Miriam Taylor 22 days ago
Just paint an avocado on your agenda
squirrelgirl
squirrelgirl 23 days ago
This was highly entertaining but I definitely don't miss university
Xhoc
Xhoc 24 days ago
Can't wait for the Undergrad Student 3.0
Minahil Afzal
Minahil Afzal 24 days ago
I live for Joana's intro's
THEE Person376
THEE Person376 24 days ago
‘Thing are going to be like this for the next four years.’ Yeah... nope.
Fabienne
Fabienne 24 days ago
Her agenda for 2020 is officially useless
Fatty Imran
Fatty Imran 25 days ago
I'm also the wired kid that sites in the back and don't say anything💛💛
Pilar Cedeño
Pilar Cedeño 26 days ago
here i am just discovering your channel and man....that 2020 agenda
Audrey Dalum
Audrey Dalum 26 days ago
Me watching this in 2020 knowing that she will never use that expensive 2020 planner
Angle
Angle 27 days ago
This is so funny she didnt even get to use the 2020 planner too 😭😭😭😭
Banu Ahmed
Banu Ahmed 28 days ago
When the time said 9:20 my time was also 9:20 coincidence I think not
Asterism _
Asterism _ 28 days ago
4:48 *IS tHAT PeRCY JAcKSoN?*
LaNija Brown
LaNija Brown 28 days ago
Watching this in 2020 makes me sad because that agenda was a total waste
moomgum_al
moomgum_al 29 days ago
Hm...Your hands are very pretty...mind if I use them as a necklace?
Joanne Adoe
Joanne Adoe 29 days ago
Am i the one keep wondering what camera is Joanna use :v is look like a pocket camera that have magically good quality
angelakate
angelakate Month ago
How's your agenda for 2020 doing? 😅😅
Chloe P
Chloe P Month ago
Joanna didn’t you hear you won’t be needing that agenda for 2020 it’s been postponed 🤣
AwkardnessRobloxYT
She’s the only one who can make a “sponsor” interesting
Izabella Cardenas
Why when my teacher calls Samantha she doesn’t here
Sasha Kudrik
Sasha Kudrik Month ago
You should get a pet bug, like idk a praying mantis
Lorandi Koegelenberg
and now you can't even use the 2020 dairy
Ksusha
Ksusha Month ago
At least this things are one hour long. In Russia we have 1.5 hour lessons. + Sometimes its algebra for 3 or 5 hours straight. + We havent any "one hour for lunch", only 15 min between classes Also my algebra classes was started like 7:45 am in two days of the week. P.S. sad beep P.P.S. still love my uni tho
Phoenix Cole
Phoenix Cole Month ago
I like how her styles changed so much but its also HER.... ya kno?
Katelyn
Katelyn Month ago
Watching this now that college starts in a month 😶
Some strange human being
Samantha, SaMaNtHa, _samanthaaaa_ , *SamanthaAa* ,SAMANTHAAAAAA ok your good
Gacha Toons
Gacha Toons Month ago
*Potato.* pocato *Tomato* tumoto *bread* head *gAsP* H he E elephant A ass D d..bReAd Pin comment because I am a pocato. Yeas a pocato. Not a potato.. a pocato.
ILikeTrees
ILikeTrees Month ago
ok I don't know if it was the lighting or something but her eyes look green 1:21
Meriem Naziha
Meriem Naziha Month ago
we should've known something was not right with 2020 when you bought that agenda... I telling you! WE SHOUL'VE KNOWN
Daniela
Daniela Month ago
at 6:13 the captions say "next we have Kevin, physics and algebra" skfjdjjds
Gabrielle McKelvie
You need help.you are the most hilarious thing in day.you really have sarcasm problems. Hehahehahehahehahehahehahehehhahehehaahhhehehahehahehahehahe.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH'😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😒😏😏😏😏😏😌😌😌💩💩💩🙆🙆🙅👲👺🎅💀🙀👿👵👯👮👤💏👰👲👷💁💏👷👮👅💛💀👀💚👀💛💘👄💓👃💅💚💚💪👂👀hrfhiurbiubqsjbihc hkcnlisq omwskp💏
NewBerlinWall
NewBerlinWall Month ago
Poor agenda, she was completely useless. Sounds familiar
Audra. C
Audra. C Month ago
Joana: "Today is September 4th aka the worst day of the year" Me being born on that day: I'll say🙃
hello children
hello children 20 days ago
we share a bday ✋🥰
Hannah Mithuen
Hannah Mithuen Month ago
I’m gonna fricking most likely major in computer science. What the frick am I gonna do with my life.
Eve Elkort
Eve Elkort Month ago
She never got to use her 2020 planner 😪
Isabella Hirsch
Isabella Hirsch Month ago
She can use her planner now
Bean Popsicle
Bean Popsicle Month ago
I swear you need aritzia to sponsor you- ( sorry If I missed spelled the store)
Mase
Mase Month ago
Dang ever since she painted her wall now her walls look so barren
DaVinci
DaVinci Month ago
How's your 2020 agenda going now?
adequate anahi
adequate anahi Month ago
im 99% sure she wrote shaving head on her 2020 agenda.
ru mafofo.
ru mafofo. Month ago
No one: No one at all: Joana Ceddia: fRoM yOuR tEaRs 😂😂😂😂😂
ItsMe! C:
ItsMe! C: Month ago
She do be watching dance moms
Lucky
Lucky Month ago
School shopping is the best honestly
Shereen A.
Shereen A. Month ago
3:13 when your nickname is Cheese and Joana says she’s addicted to you
Sadia Nowshin
Sadia Nowshin Month ago
so this leather bound agenda for 2020 is be the reason we are facing the apocalypse???
Eda Ozdemir
Eda Ozdemir Month ago
V
meep _
meep _ Month ago
she'll never use the rest of that planner
Maya Hendriksen
Maya Hendriksen Month ago
You know kinda sad. It’s 2020, she doesn’t need an agenda
Aliyah Doyon
Aliyah Doyon Month ago
Nobody: joana: Wearing glasses under glasses Me: TF
NoWay Edits
NoWay Edits Month ago
Can we be friends???
Alice Thomas-Woodhouse
Yes a notebook for 2020 ummm that worked out great 👍
nusraat hi
nusraat hi Month ago
I need her energy . Can she mail it to me?
Isabel Frederickson
well I don't think she will be needing that 2020 planner
Emma Smith
Emma Smith Month ago
Can we just talk about how the agenda was only for 2020 Anyone want to bet how much of it has been used
Artist Alaa
Artist Alaa Month ago
Burn the 2020 notebook please BURN IT WHT DID YOU WRITE IN IT
Jake Salvaleon
Jake Salvaleon Month ago
that 2020 planner is still useless huh?
Leo Skelton
Leo Skelton Month ago
2:36 is she eating grass?
dEpReSsEd ChiLd
dEpReSsEd ChiLd Month ago
8:20 the government is watching you
Boiled Eyelash
Boiled Eyelash Month ago
I called 1800-MAMMASPIZZA and I called an Adam & Eve store in Alabama. ;(
MaeTheLei
MaeTheLei Month ago
Joana: today is September 4th, aka the worst day of the year Me celebrating my day of birth: *sad clown noises*
Dödel x
Dödel x Month ago
is she eating a raw mushroom?? i didn't even know that was possible XD
komowee
komowee Month ago
Old
Yamile Idrovo
Yamile Idrovo Month ago
You're too young for youtube
komowee
komowee Month ago
Are
komowee
komowee Month ago
U
Daiaiasy
Daiaiasy 2 months ago
can we appreciate how she's listening to the chain by Fleetwood Mac 4:57
Masumi Paul
Masumi Paul 2 months ago
now you know why the 2020 agenda was so thin:))
Mishkonure Kishu
Mishkonure Kishu 2 months ago
I almost got ran over by a car
Yamile Idrovo
Yamile Idrovo Month ago
Lucky
Mishkonure Kishu
Mishkonure Kishu 2 months ago
nobody likes your crayons susie
Alexis Best
Alexis Best 2 months ago
when she realizes she can’t use the 2020 agenda for 2019 and 2020 because there’s nothing to do in 2020
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