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It is the first day of university

Joana Ceddia
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THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
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4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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Sep 10, 2019

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Comments 14 111
ketsia
ketsia 7 hours ago
Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?
Tessa Byers
Tessa Byers 9 hours ago
My first day of school was on August 15th😂
Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson 10 hours ago
Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though
The Magnificent WICKED
Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING. Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*
John Smith
John Smith 10 hours ago
Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...
Kpop Ruined My lifeu
I just realized holly shit you are tall!
ThatAwkward Vampire
ThatAwkward Vampire 10 hours ago
Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?
Steve McQueen
Steve McQueen 10 hours ago
YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER
Eren Datass
Eren Datass 10 hours ago
peter pan screams, be careful u guys
Lizzy Grant
Lizzy Grant 12 hours ago
*_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*
Theresa Carmen
Theresa Carmen 12 hours ago
Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.
Ana Taylor
Ana Taylor 13 hours ago
One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome RUvidrs on the platform
Boy Wonder
Boy Wonder 13 hours ago
She need me
Isaac Hunter
Isaac Hunter 14 hours ago
@11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!
Doh a Deer
Doh a Deer 15 hours ago
4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.
SlowMoJoe9
SlowMoJoe9 15 hours ago
C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S
netko tko bi volio pretplatnike
To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔
Abu Asliha
Abu Asliha 17 hours ago
0:38 thought she was holding a candle
Tara Jones
Tara Jones 20 hours ago
I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.
Allegra Tigani
Allegra Tigani 21 hour ago
What is she studying
Jonas Grumby
Jonas Grumby 21 hour ago
Idiotic. Jesus Christ.
Dominic Durant
I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll
adri katzin
adri katzin Day ago
yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista
Jose Carlos
Jose Carlos Day ago
Back to school shmooping? América explica
Falling Beauty
Mom is turning into grandma
Rattler
Rattler Day ago
OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here
*Call Me PB please*
AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES
Nicole G
Nicole G Day ago
Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."
lazyeye x
lazyeye x Day ago
WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.
Diana Cruz
Diana Cruz Day ago
I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘
gillian stingley
when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that
Andrea Araniva
Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff
Smooth
Smooth Day ago
When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.
cry bxby
cry bxby Day ago
*Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle* Me:*shows my friends* Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)
Ko_Toriii
Ko_Toriii Day ago
*STAPPLES*
sissyunicorn gal24
"I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me," -John Cena
sudhanshu sharma
Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections
NEOTICA
NEOTICA Day ago
stunning as always
Ellie Demetriou
This is real art
aras & hazel
aras & hazel Day ago
Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book? BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM
pressed
pressed Day ago
”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK-” **staring intensifies**
Moogs
Moogs Day ago
"Cheese!"
Lily Cater
Lily Cater Day ago
When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug
Jalen Brown
Jalen Brown Day ago
Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?
Amy
Amy Day ago
Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus
Tom Jett
Tom Jett Day ago
whats the song in the beginning
Acnili-chili
Acnili-chili Day ago
Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad
Giglipuff Darumaka
My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK
kriti G
kriti G Day ago
7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????
Leslys
Leslys Day ago
ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus! lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool
Sieg Nihil
Sieg Nihil 2 days ago
Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek
V S C O
V S C O 2 days ago
can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud
Saraf Wasima Siddique
Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?
Bianca Marchetti
Bianca Marchetti 2 days ago
serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦
Camron Holdcroft
Camron Holdcroft 2 days ago
*When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on RUvid so you’re just wasting your time*
Timi Agiri
Timi Agiri 2 days ago
rip joana for buying physical textbooks
lovesins •
lovesins • 2 days ago
sigh, :c
Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson 2 days ago
In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra
Ashley
Ashley 2 days ago
How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.
Cass LuLu
Cass LuLu 2 days ago
I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.
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