I've been keeping a tiny secret. (no I'm not pregnant)

Simone Giertz
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May 21, 2020




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Topher TheTenth
Topher TheTenth 11 hours ago
Because the dog is very young you will be taking care of this dog, with three legs, for a the maximum amount of time possible. I suspect that you chose this dog out of all the dogs because you were afraid that if you didn't pick this dog nobody else would pick this dog either, because a lot of people will choose only dogs that have more than three (and fewer than ten) legs, especially if the dog has its entire life (the longest commitment) in front of her. So all the four-legged dogs you might have had, you didn't take, because you knew someone else would take them, and you were worried about little Scraps being left out? Is that it? The odd thing is, the FIRST time I watched this video I did NOT think "Surprise. Simone's got a good heart". And I wondered why not. Well, it's because we already KNEW you had a good heart even before you posted the video that PROVES it (subject to my surmises being correct). I guess that when you make stupid stuff and laugh at your own enthusiasm arising from (feigned) clueless lack of awareness of (feigned) ineptness somehow people realize that you are going to have compassion too. People who are very much full of their own life's excellence have a kind of a resentment of beings like Commander Scraps who, through no fault of their own, will always have a life that is slightly less excellent than she MIGHT be living with a little bit better luck. A lot of "excellent" people won't tie themselves to any being who isn't, for fear of being held back.
Darren Felker
My cat Betty is missing a leg
Jimi Allison
Jimi Allison 3 days ago
Too cute! She's lovely. A 'budding Has Been'? Please explain. Thanks for your response and have a great day!
Carissa Coule
Carissa Coule 3 days ago
Omg please build Scraps a bionic leg
Mark Kmiecik
Mark Kmiecik 4 days ago
Scraps is an appropriate name. It looks like something that should be discarded.
Topher TheTenth
Topher TheTenth 4 days ago
Simone, some of the remarks about peeing about 3:00am makes me think that you'd feel more comfortable if I stopped peeing in your yard at 3:00am? True? You've got it. I'm perfectly capable of standing there without peeing.
Topher TheTenth
Topher TheTenth 4 days ago
I just figured out that Scraps is named after your series of robot videos, "Scrappy Robots". Why didn't you name her after you OTHER series of robot videos? Think of it. "Scraps" can be a plural noun but as a verb it requires an object of some sort. The other choice works as either a plural nouns OR as a singular verb that doesn't require an object. You can just do it. You don't have to do it TO or WITH or ON something. Although you have the option of an object, it's not required, not with that other name that you'd have derived from your other series about robots.
TripleARMS 4 days ago
Everyone: (wait for it) AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Reddie 4 days ago
awww ❤️
Sriram Sridhara
Sriram Sridhara 4 days ago
That the most, "kids picture book dog" I've ever seen
Sean ¿
Sean ¿ 5 days ago
Michael G
Michael G 5 days ago
How would I go about applying to be an assistant? I can feed myself and don't shed much. :3
pixzeo 5 days ago
Omg she is pregananant
N4RN0R 6 days ago
Anyone else thinks that she looks like ellie
Stephanie Brock
Stephanie Brock 7 days ago
I have a White tiny dog who is missing his leg. its a small world
Pl4t0n 7 days ago
Downvote because you downloaded TIKTOK
Sticks And-Stones
I would have volunteered to be her workshop dog :(
Pablo Arduino
Pablo Arduino 8 days ago
We need a tshirt with a cartoon of Simone driving truckla, and scraps riding shotgun...
Cyborg Ultra
Cyborg Ultra 8 days ago
U both are the most cutest creatures on earth.
FloppyPoppy 8 days ago
aaaaaawh this is such a great tripod
Micheal After
Micheal After 8 days ago
I actually did the same in quarantine but instead of a dog I took in a cat. And I used the time I had to really bond with him (yes, you can do that with a cat :p)
Cherry 8 days ago
Scraps is an audio engineer 🥰
Sam Garifalos
Sam Garifalos 9 days ago
I have a tri-pawd too!
slightlyevolved 9 days ago
1:53 OMG that FACE. Can I scritch the other ear?
Porter Steinfield
Wow congratulations for your first baby Simone!!
Austin 9 days ago
Make her a robot leg!!!!!!
Persephone Olympia
how about LORD COMMANDER Scraps :D
Twinzgamez 9 days ago
Simone: (Im not pregnant) Me: SHE ADOPTED A CHILD Simone: I got a dog Me: same thing
Rowsdower Mansion
Rowsdower Mansion 10 days ago
JetSetDiva 10 days ago
I have a tripod Westie/Jack Russell mix. She is reversed from Scraps. Maddie has one front leg and two back legs. She's faster than her 4 legged mates!
Mini Bit010
Mini Bit010 10 days ago
Sooooooooo cute!
BeeLad 10 days ago
Well you did get a baby in one way xD
I need a back pack for my 3-4 foot long Labrador
Calum Mccreath
Calum Mccreath 10 days ago
maybe Simone could make a little wheel that is like a harness thing that can be strapped to scraps back
Vitali Pom.
Vitali Pom. 10 days ago
She's so cute! Both of the she's.
Topher TheTenth
Topher TheTenth 10 days ago
You mentioned the photos you posted of Commander Scraps as a puppy. Nudes?
Topher TheTenth
Topher TheTenth 10 days ago
I'm sorry but I have some reservations about the name "Scraps" for a dog who lost a leg.
james adams
james adams 10 days ago
is anybody just ignoring what Simone says and just looking at Scraps
KrabsWithACorona 10 days ago
My dog has 3 legs due to cancer
Pixel Blaze
Pixel Blaze 10 days ago
It looked like scraps has a swastika where her leg was....
Nick Meersschaut
Nick Meersschaut 10 days ago
I truly understand off being vegetarian but I hope your pup gets the food where the carnivor digestive system is build for, me as a vegetarian had to learn that with my dog, he has heavy digestive problems, he needs his meat or gets sick
English Rain
English Rain 10 days ago
1:50 scratch her right ear lol!
Amaya Lafromboise
Amaya Lafromboise 10 days ago
I read the title as “I’m pregnant” and I was so confused
mcdls5 11 days ago
I'm going to really love watching the series of Simone making different leg replacements for the new puppy.
lrandersonnz 11 days ago
She is AWESOME!!!!!
Dad 11 days ago
Scraps is so cute!
Sphere723 11 days ago
If you ever do want to get pregnant, contact me.
Catnip Soup
Catnip Soup 11 days ago
Joeben 2016
Joeben 2016 11 days ago
Pee time with the dog.....Wow
Jason Kearins
Jason Kearins 11 days ago
who doesn't love puppies :)
weedfreer 12 days ago
wait what... you've made a non shitty robot? oh, wait, you got a dog 😆
grant2053 12 days ago
900 people here hate dogs.
JayFolipurba 12 days ago
What an absolute darling
Zahava Kahn
Zahava Kahn 12 days ago
She is so cuuute!
Jude Reimer
Jude Reimer 12 days ago
Do a vid on training dogs cuz my dog is smart but she doesn’t like listening!! Plz do it
Charley Gardner
Charley Gardner 12 days ago
My Boston terrier lost the same leg and honestly he seems to move around better after the amputation lol
Ross Ritchie
Ross Ritchie 12 days ago
Dogs are rad.
Okapiii 12 days ago
It's kinda hard to wear high heels, Or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs I hope she don't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad 'Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs. No fingers, no toes, She doesn't own elbows, No phalanges no knobby knees to knock She don't need knuckles or hands To go see punk rock bands She's always in the stands, she's nubs She can't pick up a phone, She can't get dressed alone She's got no funny bone, she's nubs No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs. I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto, I asked her to go out to the bar, But all she said was no, no and no It was time for us to leave, So I grabbed and sher sleeve And told her I'd see her at the next club She got into a pack And some guy put her on his back, She said goodbye and kinda waved her stub She's got beautiful eyes, And breasts regular size, But without calves and thighs, she's nubs It's hard to give good head Or get tied to a bed, When all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs Oh she may not walk the walk, And she may not like to talk, But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs
Alyssa B
Alyssa B 12 days ago
I want a shirt with her face
Mark Rogers
Mark Rogers 12 days ago
Doggie Bag!!!
Mark Rogers
Mark Rogers 12 days ago
Separated Fox
Separated Fox 12 days ago
I would DIE for her
James Humphrey
James Humphrey 12 days ago
meanwhile, Trump wants to scrap ObamaCare killing people like Simone w/o medical insurance
Juswaaa 12 days ago
Sooooo cuteeeee... We have the same pet.. But i have a cat.. With three legs.. And she loves the ear scratching.. Cause she cant and i do it hehehhe....ahhhhh
Sam Jett
Sam Jett 12 days ago
Pulling poop out of your dogs mouth is truly and unforgettable bonding experience. I never knew I would love anything so much that it would lead me to holding cold slobbery feral cat poop in my bare hands.
Andrei Schmidt
Andrei Schmidt 13 days ago
top 10 human beings ever to roam this earth
Belgian Star
Belgian Star 13 days ago
My dog turned 12 this year and it’s hard to see that he can’t jump on the couch anymore. Treasure every moment you have with scraps, he’ll treasure every moment he’s with you
William Smith
William Smith 13 days ago
OMG - Commander Scraps is toooo cute. ^_^
Madoka Kaname
Madoka Kaname 13 days ago
westies are the best! scraps is gonna be such a good buddy!
Cerys 13 days ago
I love her
Blowtorch The Mighty
Alternative Title: Simone Casually Admits To Peeing In Her Yard At 3AM
Neil B
Neil B 13 days ago
So cute!
BarranteMotion 13 days ago
This dog is amazing. Congrats to you both!
GTech 13 days ago
Scraps is so cute! I had a westie for 14 years of my childhood and she was the absolutely sweetest dog I've ever known. You'll be very happy with her and it's so great you rescued her from a shelter.
Bradley Brice
Bradley Brice 13 days ago
To cuddle
Stephane Vermette
Stephane Vermette 14 days ago
Hello Scraps! Her name is perfect for that little wonky walk she has! Adorable cutie!
Alanna Carlson
Alanna Carlson 14 days ago
My dog has three legs! I have a feeling you'll be inventing a leg for Scraps some day though. SHE IS SO CUTE
Stakman1-Stacey L
Stakman1-Stacey L 14 days ago
That puppy just won the lottery.
Abigail Buckhanan
Abigail Buckhanan 14 days ago
The answer to your question is yes. I would like Scraps merch. I would like it very much. Please put her on a shirt.
Grumpygaykid 14 days ago
Dog mom Simone, ugh this is so sweet.
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