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NathanTheCanadian
I don't get how people are thirsty for Cyana... "thiccness" as you say is temporary, while the everlasting bond of flex seal family of products is eternal
Ya Squishy boi
Ya Squishy boi 20 days ago
i mean that was not what i expected but i ain’t complaining
Lavender Loves Alpacas
@MaxZaps Gaming Same here
Lavender Loves Alpacas
@AJ Lord Ever seen Earth-chan? That's one of the things they're talking about.
Lavender Loves Alpacas
@AJ Lord Don't forget, you can make a boat out of the stuff!
Lee Stephen
Lee Stephen Month ago
Okay but counter point: DAAAAAYYUM THAT ALIEN GIRL THICCER THAN ALL THE COMBINED OATMEAL THAT I'VE MADE BUT REFUSED TO EAT GOD *DAYUM*
Ben Blevis
Ben Blevis 6 days ago
I beed more cyana art
kristina schulz
kristina schulz 7 days ago
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET TEA HIGH BECAUSE I FOUND THAT OUT RECENTLY
Diamond Metal
Diamond Metal 8 days ago
“What’s your gender?” “Doctor.” “But what’s in your pants?” *”SCIENCE!”*
*Insert creative name here*
This guy sounds like a Simpsons / Family Guy character but I can't think of who.
daedalus pyrrhus
daedalus pyrrhus 16 days ago
No I like the way cy is drawn it likes like ms midoriya but I just was tall cy more
Canadian Laser Bear
Target smells like popcorn because they have the cafe thing and they make popcorn there. Source: that popcorn was the only reason I ever went shopping with my parents
Sean Elliott
Sean Elliott 17 days ago
3:18 The target in my town is connected to a pizza hut and for some reason that pizza hut sells popcorn. So that's the source of the popcorn scent that overpowers the pizza scent.
Ethan Kellerman
Ethan Kellerman 18 days ago
Not gonna lie when I first came across the community posts with Cyana art I was confused and thought "What is going on? Why is this in my feed?" I forgot that I subscribed to you because of the God Creates Things Binge Compilation videos
Beartini
Beartini 19 days ago
She's not "qween shaped UwU" she's fat.
Peter G. J. MacPherson
wait, people are mad Cyana is ....THICC!? I thought that's what you people like! Also my now-ex had that bod and lemme tell ya-- smexy lady.
Sergeant Spectre
Sergeant Spectre 20 days ago
The final house type is *B O X*
Jesse wru
Jesse wru 21 day ago
Why did I internally read 'hewwo?' In hallway cat voice?
Dragonfruits the Dragon
Tbh, I like Cyana’s design.
Lightning Gacha
Lightning Gacha 22 days ago
Yeeesss cyana IS KWEEN
Sans But gay
Sans But gay 23 days ago
0:42 OMG YES I live in the south and you cannot go to a doctors office without having to read literally THOUSANDS of Jesus magazines. If you don’t want to die of boredom, you better be prepared to read about Jesus for seven and a half hours.
Burney_Games
Burney_Games 23 days ago
I mean... my target has a Starbucks and popcorn machine in it
Anna The Outcast
Anna The Outcast 26 days ago
I really do worry about Cy I mean damn how many people can get worked up over a drawing lmao
Spencer Schrager
Spencer Schrager 26 days ago
you'd think the crazy, mature-immature, artist-consent-be-damned lewders would be HAPPY she's queen shaped after all, there's more of her to draw really weird shit of but seriously some of the commenters are so easily angered that they get mad at an artist changing the body type of THEIR CHARACTER and people call ME triggered when I react to them trying to piss me off lol
Spencer Schrager
Spencer Schrager 26 days ago
Three words. _Surprised pukicho face._
Pomson Boy
Pomson Boy 26 days ago
Water drinkers be like: I drink water
Akisa Diamon'd
Akisa Diamon'd 28 days ago
I love the fact that Cyana is plump. It breaks the stereotype of anime girls with gigantic knockers but a waistline you could snap with one hand. And she looks just so gosh darn huggable!
Vexinglyyours X
Vexinglyyours X 28 days ago
Babey
Janie Love
Janie Love 28 days ago
The reason Target smells like popcorn because they make popcorn there.
Fleur_Pouvior
Fleur_Pouvior 28 days ago
I suspect it doesn't matter at all, but I love that cyna in plump, because I am plump and struggle with body image, and eating dissorders, and seeing her rock the look makes me feel like I can too. She's helping me look in the mirror and not hate myself. Also, how do you feel about cyna cosplay?
Adrien Ridenour
Adrien Ridenour Month ago
Target smells like popcorn cause they sell popcorn
ChrystalDarkligh
Cyana's fine the way she is!
KC
KC Month ago
Fuck the haters and let the cutie be plump. I like her better as a plumpy queen than a detailed stick-figure.
sheller153
sheller153 Month ago
My trick for executive dysfunction is to mentally plan out every motion I’ll have to take to do the thing. Move iPad away, sit up, get off bed, walk to clothes following this path, bend over and pick up, take to hamper following this path, successfully toss in in a satisfying manner, small celebration, return to bed via this path, sit down, lay sideways, return iPad, resume movie Now *fucking do it!* Note: keep wireless headphones on to continue listening to movie and reduce individual steps. This is a great way to get yourself out of bed without being forced by hunger, toilet, or shame!
raininess
raininess Month ago
"There's only soup!" "Where are you?!" "I'm in the soup kettle!"
Moonbutters
Moonbutters Month ago
mMMMMMMMMmmmm damn boi she *THICC*
Mangle girl
Mangle girl Month ago
Thique
Zalaxii
Zalaxii Month ago
Vampire Jesus
Annike Downey
Annike Downey Month ago
Is generalgrievousdatingsim's new icon Michael from tma
Jesse Hol
Jesse Hol Month ago
Eat your cereal
- Mokerly -
- Mokerly - Month ago
The coffee drinker post reminds me of Maladict from _Monstrous Regiment_ by Terry Pratchett. Vampire replaces bloodthirst with caffeine addiction.
jon foy
jon foy Month ago
BRING ME THICCER CYANA
Onibi Onna
Onibi Onna Month ago
HOW CAN YOU NOT MENTION THE TREE HOUSE
Onibi Onna
Onibi Onna Month ago
are we vampire or are we jesus
Ignitedrowlets
Ignitedrowlets Month ago
How dare you call me out with my dirt house, what else am I ever going to use dirt for?!
Damien
Damien Month ago
target has popcorns that they pops
Headlessgenie
Headlessgenie Month ago
Hi. I exist and I would like to [REDACTED]
Blue Boy, Nate
Blue Boy, Nate Month ago
Cyana is *Queen shaped*
That Guy Again
That Guy Again Month ago
"Do you ever touch your face and think 'there be bones in me skin'"? This is actually how the thought goes for me, ngl.
lyrical2u
lyrical2u Month ago
Vampires or Jesus? Real money or Jesus? Panhandler or Jesus? ... It's a real problem down here in the South
Alyydrakon Days
Alyydrakon Days Month ago
Yo but like, Cyana is cute as motherflippin hecc. There is no amger there is only protecting that smile.
Alex The Marshmallow
*_Queen shaped._*
Kaine Kent
Kaine Kent Month ago
Targets are the only non-PvP enabled zones.
Kayla Showler
Kayla Showler Month ago
Cyana is cute and i am absolutely here for gorgeous elf lady
Sir Gir
Sir Gir Month ago
I demand more plump Cyana!
ruth kelemen
ruth kelemen Month ago
3:38 because they make popcorn there... am I the only one who knew this?!?!?!?!???
Olsson 2025
Olsson 2025 Month ago
i got slowness II when Cyana showed on the screen just because she's so thicc
Brennan Perry
Brennan Perry Month ago
I don't care about how you draw your characters, it's just that Cyana is too dummy thicc and to be honest it's unsettling, and a part of me fears their power.
A Random Weeb
A Random Weeb Month ago
I have changed my mind about Thicc Cyana
RattGoo P
RattGoo P Month ago
2:34 this was me last night. I drank 5 sodas. 1 mtn dew 2 pepsi 2 coca cola I also learned it doesnt mix well with ADHD because i was so hyper everything was happening so fast Of course i woke up with a stomach ache who wouldnt
The Half-bloods
The Half-bloods Month ago
VAMPIRE JESUS
Adam Jones
Adam Jones Month ago
The target one.
Lancer
Lancer Month ago
*HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP*
Fluffy Kitens
Fluffy Kitens Month ago
target smells like popcorn, maybe, because they SELL fresh popped corn in target
BookWormGreen
BookWormGreen Month ago
Also how dare they insult Cyana's plumpness. She is best BBW
Lilla Toons
Lilla Toons Month ago
Cyana is Chubby gorl.
ThatWeirdGirl
ThatWeirdGirl Month ago
“Why does target smell like popcorn” “That weird popcorn smell” The target in my town literally sells popcorn. Like they have a cafe you can get food and drinks at and there’s a popcorn machine. That’s why.
Megidramon
Megidramon Month ago
Who the F*CK is mad that Cyana is TH*CC? Y** F**LS! TH*CC TH*GHS S*V* L*V*S u/i/o/u/o/o/i/i/a/e/i/e
CosmicCake
CosmicCake Month ago
2:30 as a person who drinks tea I can say this is extremely true.
Awkward Ukulele
Awkward Ukulele Month ago
Executive dysfunction post hurt my soul. I have to get ready for work as we speak 😫😩
Morgan Drollinger
3:37 I.... Has... Has he never bought fresh popped popcorn from Target before? Or slushies? It's the perfect snack while you shop.
Cryptotech The ONE OF FIVE
CYANA IS A PERFECT CINNAMON ROLL WHO DESERVES NOTHING BUT THE HAPPIES
Mamamew TheRani
Mamamew TheRani Month ago
Vampires or Jesus? Weird way of asking "You pre-Pucci or post-Pucci?"
Mamamew TheRani
Mamamew TheRani Month ago
Took me a moment to figure out how that was a Naruto reference... Only a moment though.
not my real name
Haha, I found one (1) homestuck related thing in this video
tooplyloop pop
tooplyloop pop Month ago
Bitch target has a little cafe that serves almost exclusively popcorn and That’s why it always smells like popcorn
Jett Ufema
Jett Ufema Month ago
3:18 Target feels like being a nomad, cast out from the grand empire and finding a sheltering little cabin in the harsh, snowing wilderness
removable chan
removable chan Month ago
my target sells food like wendy's
Definitely Brando
Cyana being a bit plump means more Cyana to luv
famus_tem
famus_tem Month ago
the target in my town actually has a food store in the corner and i remember they have pretzels there. i will have to get back to you whether those pretzels actually taste like popcorn, or if that is complete coincidence.
Gabe Hopkins
Gabe Hopkins Month ago
Pokemon mystery dungeon in a cannon in universe fan fiction about becoming a Pokemon, no one can say otherwise.
jettspyder
jettspyder Month ago
3:14 I think you mean.... The Green Top
Mr. Black
Mr. Black Month ago
Plump space elf makes me happy cause she is wholesome and radiates body positivity vibes, and its amazing.
Eloize Aubin
Eloize Aubin Month ago
Cyana is just too damn adorable hhhhhrrrn my poor heart... cant handle the cute........ I regret...... nothing!
Sappho
Sappho Month ago
Cheesegrater for tomatoes? Ryland Adams tried to zest a lime with a potato peeler. He cut the lime in half and then "zested" the cut side.
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