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Hawaii Is Not Where You Think It Is. JJ Barrows

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Hawaii is not where you think it is, and JJ Barrows has the maps to prove it! Watch "Doodle All Day" by JJ Barrows only at www.drybarcomedy.com/jjb

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Dec 8, 2019

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Melissa N
Melissa N Hour ago
As a proud Texan, can affirm that if anyone blesses your heart in the South feel stupid.
WilliamShattner
Literally had a conversation with a woman two days after watching this. She was trying to tell me that “Anchorage is actually further south than Iowa. I know it sounds crazy but you should look at a map.” It took everything I had to stay polite.
Steve Jarvis
Steve Jarvis Day ago
Bless your hearts y'all.
Matt S
Matt S 9 days ago
good job.
Alan Friesen
Alan Friesen 19 days ago
"What island do you think we'll be close to?" -Kodiak
jbaby007
jbaby007 20 days ago
This woman is hilarious.
JustAnotherAnnoyingScifiCharacter
No. Not using the app. Might unsub if this becomes a regular request.
Claire Patton
Claire Patton 25 days ago
Great!😀
EasytheGoon
EasytheGoon Month ago
I had an arguement with a friend. He thought Alaska was an island.
Mrs. Thomas
Mrs. Thomas Month ago
Some Southern friends and I had to explain the whole "bless your heart" thing to a guy from England. It was funny for us and enlightening for him. Lol
Bob Smoot
Bob Smoot Month ago
I can’t for the life of me imagine why you would ever leave the South for California.
RIXRADvidz
RIXRADvidz Month ago
Deceit : the tool of the DeviL himself. and look at all them Southerners being deceitful, to your face and hiding it behind kindness, THE DEVIL'S WORKERS HARD AT WORK
No Name
No Name Month ago
That Hawaii bit is ancient , as a matter of fact two youtube channels carried the same bit this week . What next ? knock knock jokes ?
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JJ is actually really funny lol. I watched her whole stand up on the DryBar app! That skit about her aunt took me out 🤣 definitely glad I have the app.
Reid Moore
Reid Moore Month ago
Hey hun, South Carolina here. We don't want you back.
Tru Quality
Tru Quality Month ago
People pay money for this?
Ollie Foxx
Ollie Foxx Month ago
Never met 1 person that thought Alaska was an island. It's so apparent....or at least was till her. Who tf is teaching these kids?
Barrier Boy
Barrier Boy Month ago
if you think new york and california aren't full of stupid idiots, you're deluded.
SonnyGTA
SonnyGTA Month ago
When Bill Clinton was governor of Arkansas they were pretty much last in everything!
Anunnaki Menagerie
But they were first in teenagers taking naps on railroad tracks
exexpat11
exexpat11 Month ago
@tedgey You never get over funny unless you were either born without a sense of humor or a Democrat.
tedgey
tedgey Month ago
When are you people going to get over it
exexpat11
exexpat11 Month ago
Easier to pack the trailer courts full of Bill's "Easy Pickings" back then.
Shady Man
Shady Man Month ago
When you’re this dumb, you can’t blame your home state.
Rain Woman
Rain Woman Month ago
Sorry I missed your act! Blessing your way!!!!
Mark S
Mark S Month ago
Wow she's good!
Carol Rogers
Carol Rogers Month ago
I taught elementary and middle school geography, so I appreciate this skit! For some reason many students over the years thought China was a U.S. state.🤣
HighCurrent11
HighCurrent11 Month ago
Don't worry, there's always California to make you feel better.
Ray Watson
Ray Watson Month ago
She imitates the uneducated so well, without insulting them. So clever, she should be a diplomat. I hear there are a couple of diplomat postings now available for purchase.
Frank Arrietta
Frank Arrietta Month ago
Girl’s so dumb, somebody stole her car and when the cop asks if she saw who did it, she goes “no, but I got his license plates.”
Frank Arrietta
Frank Arrietta Month ago
You’re a late learner on account of your vagina, sweetie. Ever heard tell of a vagina?
Richard Johnson
Richard Johnson Month ago
So basically Americans are stupid
Just Wing It
Just Wing It Month ago
Wow that accent is incredibly forced
Albino Rhino
Albino Rhino Month ago
Speaking of South Carolina, I was there within fifteen years ago and they still had a smoking section in a restaurant. Blew my mind
homeofthegooddeal
Over 10 years now that has changed
Khyron Kravshera
Wow a southern making fun of southerners. How original.
Adina Lesperance
I can't believe she got a "bless your heart" from her own mama. Harsh.
Thomas S. Furlan
Funny chick... I'd go see her
Tosha McCarty
Tosha McCarty Month ago
I don't like that, Bless your heart, has gotten the reputation of being an insult. I honestly think this is a modern invention of the times. When I first heard this bandied about, it was by a Northerner woman moved to the South, and repeated by those that fancy themselves as Southern Modern. In Tennessee, if we think you're stupid or pitiful, we can say it. But at any rate, I don't say it, but rather God bless you! And I say it meaning for God to help the person in their trials and woes of life.
DieFlabbergast
DieFlabbergast Month ago
Christopher Hitchens was right: women still aren't funny. Not much, anyhow.
ALSA CRIME
ALSA CRIME Month ago
Mad lulz too much stupid for a single thread
Dan Levan
Dan Levan Month ago
Wow.....so funny.
thebeatnumber
thebeatnumber Month ago
Finally a female comedian whose material isn't solely based off relationships, man bashing, vaginas, boobs, victimisation or wokeness.
Big Salmon
Big Salmon Month ago
Drybar... More like Dryset. She sounds drunk and limped through a bunch of tired tropes you hear at any southern Thanksgiving table. Not a great first impression
Kristi
Kristi Month ago
Bless your heart ♥ hahahaha.... Soooo true u can say anything mean or bad and then say bless your heart afterwards and it is OK
Sparky Blunt
Sparky Blunt Month ago
Wtf I've heared this joke before
Thang Le
Thang Le Month ago
I thought she was going to go with a “blonde” joke but she pivot and did a Geography joke
SonnyGTA
SonnyGTA Month ago
Thang Le you watched the same video we did I see. 🙄
Holstorr Sceadus
Hope the rest of the set was good but I have to dip after that old map trope joke.
YTYKM _
YTYKM _ Month ago
I didn't understand the first few sentences she said
Jason Boteler
Jason Boteler Month ago
The "bless your heart" line has been used so many times. Smh She is trying too hard.
Jason Boteler
Jason Boteler Month ago
@Kyle Weis true yes. Not funny anymore.
Kyle Weis
Kyle Weis Month ago
And yet it's still always true and funny
my wayway
my wayway Month ago
Not funny
Azriel
Azriel Month ago
Funny! For a woman...
Tara Halfbubbleoff
Bawahaha!! I've been on my parent's prayer chain for a decade now!! Outrageously funny set!
DMO Enterprises
DMO Enterprises Month ago
She thought she'd try comedy. bless her heart.
Michael R
Michael R Month ago
Funny material, delivery? Well at least the material was funny...
timothyfloogle
timothyfloogle Month ago
I love Alaskan airlines! Flew with em twice never had a bad experience ever with em.
Bobby Cratchet
Bobby Cratchet Month ago
She's proof that the weird ones end up in California. She's a good weird so don't start judging. That's just the way nature works. Think back to when we just had 13 little colonies. Those that couldn't adapt or conform to the norm moved out west so after all this time we have a state populated by outcasts. More proof? Broccoli pizza. And I shudder to think they are also a popular state during the presidential race.
Patricia Richardson
Americans have no idea about the world map. They see 1 only America 🇺🇸
Abby Cross
Abby Cross Month ago
Gotta love broad, sweeping generalizations.
Curtis Johnston
Curtis Johnston Month ago
is this going to get funny?
Moss Arben
Moss Arben Month ago
When I was in 2nd grade I mistook Canada for Alaska and was convinced Canada was just another state no matter how many times my teachers and parents tried to explain to me.
E K Daufin
E K Daufin Month ago
“Mostly because I don’t know how.” 🤣
CJ Holt
CJ Holt Month ago
people may laugh but this is what happens when parents hand THEIR RESPONSIBILITY of educating their children over to the government.
Oldhead Deuce
Oldhead Deuce Month ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are fuuuuuny
Scottily doot
Scottily doot Month ago
Genuinely funny material and I can watch it in front of my 5 year old. Some people get it.
lamontshandy
lamontshandy Month ago
She also wears her watch on the wrong wrist... or she’s wrong handed
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