Food Theory: Cheetos Are Cow Food!

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Theorists, Cheetos are cow food. That's it, that's the Tweet - I mean video. Listen, I LOVE me some Cheetos. If you pop open a bag, I will not say no! That does not, however, change what these crispy snacks are. They were MADE for cows! Still don't believe me? Well, sit back and grab a snack. This will blow your mind!
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Rosanna Pansino
Rosanna Pansino Month ago
Miss you so much Matpat! ❤️
Xzander Graves
Xzander Graves 4 days ago
@that one guy with the voice Yeah but it seems like catholics teach the wrong things but thats just some things that i've heard.
that one guy with the voice
@Xzander Graves nah I am good Also it's fine, he is the most loved individual in the world cause christianity and catholicism has 3 billion members
Xzander Graves
Xzander Graves 4 days ago
@that one guy with the voice It's all glory to God. Jesus is not popular now so I just try to do my part fr. God bless Jesus loves you. Got any prayer requests?
that one guy with the voice
@Xzander Graves ight fair point, it is just odd to see it Odd but good
Xzander Graves
Xzander Graves 5 days ago
@that one guy with the voice But Jesus should be invited to anything.
Brad Traeger
Brad Traeger 36 minutes ago
What is so yummy why tell us what it is I thought you tell me to stop
red color
red color 2 hours ago
This video made me subscribe
reppr 9 hours ago
Read the title and got really sad because I thought matpat called me a cow
hichigofreak 10 hours ago
I eat cheetos with chopsticks so I don't get messy fingers
LordSesshomaru85 22 hours ago
Okay hear me out guys.. Cheetos fried chicken!!!! (and if you a thug, you use flaming hot instead!)
Sulfen 22 hours ago
A local restaurant sells hot cheetos burritos. They're really popular
Pinguanis Day ago
Devdog Devdog
Cheetos kinda bad
chayes Day ago
Jesus loves u
Fritos are the best ingredient chip
Logan Reaves
Logan Reaves Day ago
So your saying that in a matter of years, Gordon Ramsay will cook Cheetos in to a lot of his foods?
IMustBe Crazy
Don't eat garbage.
Digimon reference ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Amelia Mohd
Amelia Mohd Day ago
Guess I'm a cow now
Dan101 2 days ago
Well... I think we know the lord of food is... and it’s mac and CHEETOS.
Aidan Graber
Aidan Graber 3 days ago
I gotta stop watching these videos at night, especially when I’ve already finished my secret stash of Skittles
Luna cam
Luna cam 3 days ago
Im eating crunchy cow food rn........
Garry Williams
Garry Williams 3 days ago
great work
Quinn Moore
Quinn Moore 3 days ago
yeah because the thing i want is a bag of cheetos that cost fifty dollars. also i put cheetos on my grilled cheese.
I knew Cheetos where bad for you, so I guess its not a surprise that I now know its industrial waste.
Eric Pelky
Eric Pelky 3 days ago
The nutritious kale ultimately belong because pea incidentally laugh than a angry composer. cheap, bewildered show
sam not rockwell
sam not rockwell 3 days ago
no wonder it tastes so good
Carmela Therese
Carmela Therese 3 days ago
uh- 𝖒𝖔𝖔
Lazygirl 3 days ago
Technically Cows are supposed to eat grass not maize and if we used the same maize to feed humans we would have less of a hunger problem. Look it upp there's a cool video on it
Anika Lawyer
Anika Lawyer 4 days ago
This man that made Flamin Hot Cheetos is a God
Eloy Vega
Eloy Vega 4 days ago
7:46 Matpat had a beard?
lando dee
lando dee 4 days ago
Is it is literally correct is it still a theory?
Jahvida Velazquez Gonzalez
i ate the subscribe button and subscribed before i ate it
Eliza Wulf
Eliza Wulf 4 days ago
There is the issue of Cheetos being a corporate product. If you said cheese puffs, sure...but generally a top tier culinary ingredient needs the chef not to be sued...
Hy Le
Hy Le 4 days ago
Cow food is good
Sagan Brisebois
Sagan Brisebois 4 days ago
can we get him to make a corn flake episode?
theFLCLguy 4 days ago
Cheetos plus funyuns equal delicious
Zach Ostroff
Zach Ostroff 4 days ago
Let’s go MONTIÑEZ!!!
whoofle 4 days ago
So who's gonna put spices on graham crackers and become a billionaire
I'll pick up those balls for you
I watched a whole video about food I don't like. man I'm bored
Nazgûl 4 days ago
Maybe I am a cow
marivee romero
marivee romero 4 days ago
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Therealfluff 123
Therealfluff 123 4 days ago
Believe it or not, I never had cheetos
Nick a thicc
Nick a thicc 5 days ago
potato on controller
Curly Whrly
Curly Whrly 5 days ago
How do you drop out of 4th grade
Hamza Shahzad
Hamza Shahzad 5 days ago
What about cheetos nuddelise
MegaOrwell1984 5 days ago
I love flamin' hot cheetos, even though like most spicy food, it hurts to eat, I can't get enough of it.
Duck At GameStop
Duck At GameStop 5 days ago
N D 5 days ago
The Theorists just LOVE blowing our minds...
The cabinet man
The cabinet man 5 days ago
Noah Buie
Noah Buie 5 days ago
I've been making Hot Cheeto Omelets for years
Chris Or cj
Chris Or cj 5 days ago
I don’t like Cheetos.
Beastymc 6 days ago
sooo no one is gonna say he low key looks like jsutin tim with his cut he had lol.
rgoidel 6 days ago
As a child, I use to love eating Cheetos. Then after my appendectomy in 1957 by 1959 I found out I was not able to enjoy ice cream, cream cheese, in fact any diary of any type or kind without a highly rushed trip to the bathroom. Thanks to Lactaid products de-lactating their ice cream some food from childhood I can enjoy again in moderation.
quelorepario 6 days ago
30 years later: "How rats went from pests to pesto"
kk kp
kk kp 6 days ago
I dont care what it is might be grass i dont care only if it tastes good
Lacey Fisher
Lacey Fisher 6 days ago
The crunchy ones are better!
........... 6 days ago
CHEETOS ARE COW FOOD!? well I guess I'm a cow now.
Cooper Riley
Cooper Riley 6 days ago
Cooper Riley
Cooper Riley 6 days ago
Ezee Posse TV
Ezee Posse TV 6 days ago
A popular yeast extract spread called Marmite here in the UK used to be a by-product/industrial waste of a beer brewers company.
T-RexXD225 7 days ago
*continues to eat cheetos*
Caboose Productionz
I wanna see some Cheetos Liquor now
Big Giraffe
Big Giraffe 7 days ago
Nani 5:45
Big Giraffe
Big Giraffe 7 days ago
Me eating Cheetos I watching this video be like hmmm interesting
Queen puppy & King kitty
Wow thanks was eating cheetos win i was watching this
Queen puppy & King kitty
But great job on the vid!!
Lindsay Wiz
Lindsay Wiz 7 days ago
Then I’m a cow I guess 😐
Danielle 7 days ago
Wait if cheetoes become a culinary ingredient, won’t it become expensive because of demand-
Do you believe in God? And are you saved? If so go tell someone else and tell them to tell someone else if not then go read the Bible take Jesus as your saver. If you don't want to then well you don't have to....
Mia Genevieve Lefebvre
they did make a mac and cheetos
Master Assassin
Master Assassin 8 days ago
Sunny Days
Sunny Days 8 days ago
sure love Cheetos
Thommy Jacksona
Thommy Jacksona 8 days ago
Did you just make a digimon reference? I'm happy. Life fulfilled
heck even cheetos sushi
Hailee Seabolt
Hailee Seabolt 8 days ago
Mat amd Ro have such a strong brother/sister vibe its crazy, I feel like it was really solidified by Escape the Night s3
Shelbi Wallace-Nunery
Cow food is mostly hey but Cheetos don’t taste like hey or humans can eat the snacks even Cowles because it’s contained with cow food we want to eat cow food because it’s OK but this one is invented for cows and humans to annoy
Sam Hudson
Sam Hudson 8 days ago
Next your going to say caned tuna started out as cat food and beef jerky doggy treats
Sam Hudson
Sam Hudson 8 days ago
We are the cattle that the powerful need
Gasper Englemann
Gasper Englemann 8 days ago
The thoughtful break curiosly mate because brick comparably belong than a nondescript bakery. instinctive, spurious advantage
Amanda Bruce
Amanda Bruce 8 days ago
ive never had Cheetos I've never had cow food
pastelsnail 9 days ago
I’m eating Cheetos Uhhhhh
Davin Pajuelo
Davin Pajuelo 9 days ago
This has to be the most American moment
AWCY? 9 days ago
So this IS clickbait It wasn't cow food it was industrial waste
a a
a a 9 days ago
chetos eat mor food
Mac Turner
Mac Turner 9 days ago
Don cheetle. Lol.
Naratama 10 days ago
"Cheetos is cow food" Hey if cow food is that delicious I'll gladly be a cow
Epic Gamer
Epic Gamer 10 days ago
Mortal you dare call me a cow...
Chloe S
Chloe S 10 days ago
So you mean I should actually try that cheeto flaming hot and cheese I saw? I bet it is actually really good on a salad though!
ryder russell
ryder russell 10 days ago
4:46 look again a bfdi asset
ryder russell
ryder russell 10 days ago
1:17 matpat if you use bfdi assets so much you should make a theory about it
Wabash15 10 days ago
Has anyone seen a video of someone actually eating a tidepod? I could never find one.
Midtoker Marius
Midtoker Marius 10 days ago
Owls Cheeze Doodles is the only cheese snack in the world that actualy taste good.. Cheetos are fucking horrible every single type
Krappy Kaleb
Krappy Kaleb 10 days ago
Mat-pat: Cheetos come in a wide variety of flavor Also Mat-pat: *continues to show 5 bags of Cheetos that are intended to be hot*
Liam De La Portilla
but theres a cheetah on the bag and not a cow so that would be hard
ouistleplays 10 days ago
it's fine if it's made for cows, I'm shaped like one
Tim Stoffers
Tim Stoffers 11 days ago
Brovo 01
Brovo 01 11 days ago
Pizza isn’t healthy but its made of cheese,sauce and dough
Ross Hoover
Ross Hoover 11 days ago
the definition of sushi is a bite sized food on a clump of rice so i can put a Cheeto on a thing of rice and call it sushi
Kbye Bleha
Kbye Bleha 11 days ago
Conrad Davis
Conrad Davis 11 days ago
w h a t ? ? ?
PermaFrost 11 days ago
What mouth does that remind me of... bfdi? No... bfb? No... NO. IT CAN’T BE. THE MEMEING BUT HAPPY FACE. How could you be so diabolical *this is a joke.*
Joy Brock
Joy Brock 12 days ago
There is a Mac and cheese to where you can put some Cheetos non spicy or spicy into normal Mac n cheese any kind your comfortable with I prefer Kraft after the Mac And Cheese is made it Cheetos in or spicy in and you got yourself a extra cheesy or spice Mac and cheese.