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Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep

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The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.
I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:
- No.
- Never.
- Stop it.
- It smells bad.
I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Tsumugi_aro
Tsumugi_aro Month ago
She’s not actually in the US for vidcon, she’s in the US for the Area 51 raid
ii_ happïnëss
ii_ happïnëss 6 days ago
Tsumugi_aro Beejesus Crust 33k likes
Sophia Nicole
Sophia Nicole 8 days ago
YES
stupid kaito kin
stupid kaito kin 13 days ago
Tsumugi_aro d a n g a n r o n p a
Slime Time
Slime Time 13 days ago
Lol it ain’t happening yet but it’s funny congratulations on being pinned by the way
Peppa Pig Lyrics Daily
Jade M. Pls don’t say sis
Gustavo Costa
Gustavo Costa 3 hours ago
F
Jayden Krug
Jayden Krug 7 hours ago
Are you going to let the wild bamboozle you or are you going to bamboozle the wild
Marissa Ancira
Marissa Ancira 9 hours ago
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Anime Writer
Anime Writer 11 hours ago
“This is what happens when you walk into hell.” Me: I thought that was high school 😂 (Haha ha...ha I’m not funny)
Jennifer Wisniwski
Jennifer Wisniwski 13 hours ago
That’s the airport I always go too
Susana Barrera
Susana Barrera 15 hours ago
Why did she drink the milk so aggressively
Phil Conway
Phil Conway Day ago
2 hours of sleep is nice to an insomniac... imagine 5 days straight no sleep =(
xX GachaKyraPlayz Xx
Can we all just pause the video at 12:07 and just realize how beautiful Joana actually is?
Percyiro No
Percyiro No Day ago
Joanacsheyvdvdyevvegsgvsgs ceddia
b r i a u n a
b r i a u n a 2 days ago
suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling
b r i a u n a
b r i a u n a 2 days ago
i have the same grey shorts you see presented on joan’s tushy at 9:12
Lucinda Palmas
Lucinda Palmas 2 days ago
F
Lucinda Palmas
Lucinda Palmas 2 days ago
Wait, they sell food at Target?
Megan Marshall
Megan Marshall 2 days ago
I love her but the hacking and coughing drives me up the wall with actual disgust. Why? I get it. You’re funny, you’re pointing out the obvious and doing everything a filmography er would hate.. but it’s GROSS!
Ava Bingham
Ava Bingham 2 days ago
R we gonna talk about her name
Alia Bill
Alia Bill 2 days ago
When we raid Area 51 we will all be wearing aritza
Fresh Out The Oven
The way she said "OW" kills me 😂😂
Linn Vo
Linn Vo 2 days ago
Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling... I-😂😂😂
Isabella Costa
Isabella Costa 2 days ago
I only now realised joana talks like an old lady
Isabella Costa
Isabella Costa 2 days ago
F
: D
: D 3 days ago
*F*
Brandy Buckner
Brandy Buckner 3 days ago
at the end, it says, 'suck my toe horrizontially' I. yes.
Bethany Craig
Bethany Craig 3 days ago
Girl if you suffer from airplane ear like I do - and I mean SUFFER like 10/10 pain when a plane descends - try some of those "earplane" ear plugs. They slow the pressure change process within your ear so you have more time to adjust. In addition to that, take a pseudoephedrine before each flight in order to open up your sinuses and Eustachian tubes. This works for me every time and I have not had any problems since employing this method.
Bethany Craig
Bethany Craig 3 days ago
If you have anxiety during flights however skip the pseudo. Being a stimulant / similar to an amphetamine it can increase stress levels.
did i stutter
did i stutter 3 days ago
Joana. PLEASE COME WITH US TO AREA 51. Bring your arsenal of Nerf guns for the weaponless. And eat lots of acorn squash and avocados the night before so you’re not RAVENOUS. Wear your yellow pants as a distraction for the guards. WE NEED YOU.
Charlotte Johnson
9,001 comment Love you!
Ashley Lovelace
Ashley Lovelace 3 days ago
I feel like if you wrote down everything you said in this video it would be the hardest story in the world to read
Cassidy Smith
Cassidy Smith 3 days ago
F
Caroline Baughman
I can’t believe she thought pulling out her tiny microphone in the bathroom was a great place to do an update But i love it
Ally Jo Dearing
Ally Jo Dearing 3 days ago
wheres your microwave i dont have one WHY NOT
Strawberry
Strawberry 4 days ago
Somebody’s in the stall beside you and is hearing you film... epicccc
NOT Marshmello
NOT Marshmello 4 days ago
1:12 same Joana
Dum Gamer Boi
Dum Gamer Boi 4 days ago
There was an earthquake in ca 6 days earlier so WHO ARE YOOUUUUU
ella gerner
ella gerner 4 days ago
The concept of grapes in a chicken sandwich is horrifying, I’m sorry you had to experience that
Moonessence1
Moonessence1 Day ago
ella gerner 😂😂☠️ it’s soooo good!
Kellie Keithley
Kellie Keithley 4 days ago
if anyone didn't know what that split second said it said "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling" -Joana Ceddia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lysippe2006
lysippe2006 4 days ago
why does my my tummy hurt
bunny beanie
bunny beanie 4 days ago
I also drink milk when I wake up and I have to go to holidays
Nouryy David
Nouryy David 5 days ago
Billie:wherearetheavocados Joana:uh,**i ate them**
Hockeygirl 05
Hockeygirl 05 5 days ago
Nobody: John Cena: "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling"
alex avalos-dominguez
My name is Alejandro my dudes
Wolfie ArtDrawz
Wolfie ArtDrawz 5 days ago
when you said that you edit with Imovie I cheered with joy!!! >:OOOO (I use Imovie for editing all my animations and school videos)
Lexi 4806
Lexi 4806 5 days ago
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEE find the W you wont Jonh Cena " Joana Ceddia snaps" im sorry for using your name in vaiiiin "turns into ashes" my job here is done :) says Joana Ceddia(aka Jonh Cena)
Gina Titterton
Gina Titterton 5 days ago
“There has to be a way to exchange Freddie Mercury for Lil Pump, there has to!“ hahaha I think I just wee’d
charlotte Griffiths
who saw 12:41
Chiiri
Chiiri 6 days ago
*Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*
Chiiri
Chiiri 6 days ago
*Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*
Is Walter
Is Walter 6 days ago
OMG SHE WATCHED BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
momodoesdance
momodoesdance 6 days ago
Maybe they’re hiding Walt Disney himself at Area 51... 😮
I'm thinking about a good username . . .
I need to let this out... THE POST: 'NOBODY NOT A SINGLE SOUL... BLAH BLAH BLAH ' IS SOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING!!
Eilish Lover
Eilish Lover 6 days ago
Even her Avocado Tortilla is from Artesia
AuraMoon
AuraMoon 6 days ago
Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling. Joana, explain.
Ella Preena
Ella Preena 6 days ago
Did anyone catch that tiny writing at the end ?...I MUST KNOW WHAT IT SAID
l LIKE TURTLES and darkness
oh lord i h8te scary movies
MJ and Sky YT
MJ and Sky YT 7 days ago
U not I lol
Samantha Cabagnot
Is she canadian?
The Classic Magda
Hey girl can you check out my RUvid channel and then maybe we can do a collab soon
Kay Lambz
Kay Lambz 7 days ago
F
levi cured my depression .
I live in Anaheim lOlOsKsKs 😂🤠
Potato Hailey
Potato Hailey 7 days ago
Nobody: Joana: SUcK My LeFT ToE HorIzOntally FrOm tHe ceILIng
Captain Leo Meows
When joana puts on that white dress she looks like Carrie😂
Emily F
Emily F 7 days ago
nobody: not a single soul: not even James: not even the Cookie Monster: Joana: suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling....
Im_ Cxutie
Im_ Cxutie 7 days ago
Your pantry’s Joanas stomach
Ibrahim Aruci
Ibrahim Aruci 7 days ago
I loveeeeeeeeeeee your vids your so funny😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😃😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
josh henderson
josh henderson 7 days ago
the girl who doesn't need a good quality camera
Leah Morales
Leah Morales 7 days ago
"Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling".......wHaT😂
Angela Martinez
Angela Martinez 7 days ago
When you vomed in it you feet with tha Chanclas and the 😤 socks I WANTED TO BEAT YOU UP but in a nice way 🙃
Mawson
Mawson 7 days ago
F
Liberty S.
Liberty S. 8 days ago
I love how every video is basically a story time but with the video part
Maeen Zia
Maeen Zia 8 days ago
*JOANACAMPOS CEDDIA* lmao
bubbles grace08
bubbles grace08 8 days ago
Ur so funny!!!
Madeline
Madeline 8 days ago
"Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling" Words of wisdom from Joana Ceddia while she still had her virgin hair Your content is great btw!
cheeto
cheeto 8 days ago
f
Manu Piacentini
Manu Piacentini 8 days ago
muda o nome do teu canal pra Joana Campos
Manu Piacentini
Manu Piacentini 8 days ago
JOANA CAMPOS
Sehar Gaming
Sehar Gaming 8 days ago
Hello John cena plzz do a vid with simplynaillogcal
Mora Lee
Mora Lee 8 days ago
absolutely no one: John Cena: "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling"
Connie Calalpa
Connie Calalpa 8 days ago
Gate 69 N I C E
Sahira Velazquez
Sahira Velazquez 8 days ago
My mom says I am old enough to not act like a child and ummm .. well at least I’m not the only one 2:07
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