Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

You Suck At Cooking
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Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

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Jan 19, 2021




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Giovanni Gronchi
Giovanni Gronchi 2 hours ago
Tip from an italian, put the parmisan crust in the microwave for some time and enjoy eating it.
Legit Name
Legit Name Day ago
Could’ve sworn I heard bastion’s soundtrack for a second there
Anna Wight
Anna Wight Day ago
Mentally balanced boil 😂
Elijah Limjoco
Elijah Limjoco 2 days ago
You know, after one month, I realized this is actually Buttered Noodles with a heart attack of parmesan. I’m not crazy right?
Geovany Arias
Geovany Arias 2 days ago
The translation in the begging is way off
Samantha Lowe
Samantha Lowe 2 days ago
Tip for microwaving butter: turn down the power to 50%
Letizia Cannone
Letizia Cannone 3 days ago
as an italian i was pleasantly surprised by the intro
sandie accarier
sandie accarier 3 days ago
i am in love.
CrIMson Red
CrIMson Red 3 days ago
“Butter fetish” Italy eggsplaaaaaainnnnn!!!
Virginia Riva
Virginia Riva 3 days ago
what was schifoso was the italian in the beginning
RebeccaH808 3 days ago
As someone who was 22 and single my wrist would not be able to grate all that Parmesan. But at the same time I did cheer and dance for most of my life...
MyGuitarTwerks 3 days ago
I learned 2 things after this video. Parmesan cheese is all fake unless its Parmigiano Reggiano and that all you need is butter and cheese to make the sauce. I have some Parmigiano Reggiano getting sent in the mail soon. It better be good.
SLASHMANISM 3 days ago
Im convinced you started the feta tiktok thing
Anne Caru
Anne Caru 4 days ago
Looks good, you overdosed it on cheese. lol
jianna w
jianna w 5 days ago
i want you to know, i made alfredo, blindly using this video, for some friends and they told me it was “not bad, but definitely not alfredo” and “something their picky 6 year old cousin would eat”
R C 5 days ago
dude you killed it , so funny !
Nonpro Minecrafters
Me knowing damn well I’m lactose intolerant: 😍😋 My stomach: 🤢💩
RemyCherryBomb Gaming
Mr. Alfredo gave birth?!
Emma Jenkin
Emma Jenkin 5 days ago
I don’t even know if he is doing a tutorial or making sarcastic jokes
Chebron 5 days ago
"Pretend you're 22 and single" Had to pause the video after being personally attacked so savagely
mrboogy1 5 days ago
Pretend you're 22 and single🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NoodleHq 6 days ago
I have those exact tongs
Twin Tyara
Twin Tyara 6 days ago
So you are 35 years old?
I am 22 & Single Sad
Memonke 9 days ago
Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?
C B 10 days ago
dats what good pussy sounds like
gdlk 10 days ago
I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it
Fay Anne Aura Arts
Fay Anne Aura Arts 10 days ago
So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.
ClassyAF 10 days ago
10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL
James Prayter
James Prayter 11 days ago
As a Italian I can say this looks good
JR 11 days ago
This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat
Yonah2E 12 days ago
is your name jordan schlansky?
BS Corvin
BS Corvin 12 days ago
3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit
fantasia yoo
fantasia yoo 12 days ago
Ueu Ch.
Ueu Ch. 13 days ago
*Italian Mac and Cheese*
Kuka Simmon
Kuka Simmon 13 days ago
I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking
Tyler 14 days ago
wow i subscribed
Harriet Gough
Harriet Gough 14 days ago
I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor
SonyTheSunGod 14 days ago
0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not
Cesar Rangel
Cesar Rangel 15 days ago
My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️
DiamondJax08 15 days ago
ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta
Common Art
Common Art 16 days ago
Wondie Kgosiemang
Wondie Kgosiemang 16 days ago
Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋
I Break Things
I Break Things 16 days ago
So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918
William Sampson
William Sampson 17 days ago
i have the same bed frame
Razorbliz 17 days ago
Puncharini your dongoroni
Marcus Enos
Marcus Enos 18 days ago
I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college
Doge Coont
Doge Coont 18 days ago
I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.
tarfathewise 18 days ago
Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.
Bartosz Ziółkowski
Ah yes heart attack on plate
Melissa Packard Lavin
"From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it
dépaysement 20 days ago
I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.
Craig Grady
Craig Grady 20 days ago
As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.
SwiftBlade4 20 days ago
That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.
seavision 20 days ago
The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.
cblue 20 days ago
Hysterical!....great recipe!
Microwave cucumber
Microwave cucumber 20 days ago
Looks good!
ROYAL_ T 20 days ago
I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry
Nathan Mendoza
Nathan Mendoza 21 day ago
The commentary 😆😆😆
Joe york
Joe york 21 day ago
Heart burn heart burn burn burn
Adrian Kitson
Adrian Kitson 21 day ago
Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!
Fortune Mogoneg
Fortune Mogoneg 21 day ago
2:22 he is not wearing pants
Gravy B
Gravy B 21 day ago
My chest hurts wat thing this
simqbi 22 days ago
Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing
Khams No
Khams No 22 days ago
I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.
trash gaming dump
trash gaming dump 22 days ago
Butter fetish now a thing
Sue XoXo
Sue XoXo 22 days ago
TheSmallzfry 22 days ago
This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.
Lawrence Kassab
Lawrence Kassab 22 days ago
"Nice Dissolve"
JimmyBoogaloo 22 days ago
lol @ the keto gag
Erik Koch
Erik Koch 23 days ago
“Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”
Roo 23 days ago
just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it
Boken 24 days ago
i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter
GumGoblin 24 days ago
butter fetish?
Bob Bob
Bob Bob 24 days ago
Dexpo89 24 days ago
Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!
Tobi Pohan
Tobi Pohan 24 days ago
Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit
Себастьян Фишер
"pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem
The Panda Bookkeeper
Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙
Juli 24 days ago
"it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...
Dezimio 24 days ago
Why does this just looks pasta and durian?
Dicey 24 days ago
Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf
Talk to yass tonight
Derek Jeter
Derek Jeter 24 days ago
This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things
Nneon Knightt
Nneon Knightt 24 days ago
Prevenge IX
Prevenge IX 25 days ago
AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.
who took a shit in the toilet
Peepee poopoo
Marc Harrison
Marc Harrison 25 days ago
If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience
Aurora Bjørkavåg
Aurora Bjørkavåg 25 days ago
‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS
mila 25 days ago
jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.
Keith Welsh
Keith Welsh 25 days ago
I should call her
Anirban Chakraborty
3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.
Qi Zhang
Qi Zhang 25 days ago
I subscribed after 90 seconds
Erin T.
Erin T. 25 days ago
I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness
Hope Fletcher
Hope Fletcher 25 days ago
You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.
ŸümMy GGG 25 days ago
Ysac is theDoo
zey 25 days ago
How did you make the noodles by yourself
Mr Davis
Mr Davis 26 days ago
Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.
doddles_of thecrafts
U too funny b
darknight121000 26 days ago
That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.