Everything Wrong With Dark Phoenix In Plenty Of Minutes

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Dark Phoenix... the final movie in the most recent X-men series... completed while Fox was being sold to Disney... and it's a mess, kids. A freaking giant mess. Full of sins. Oy.
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Oct 22, 2019




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Kelly Patterson
Kelly Patterson 14 hours ago
Okay, when narrator did the strap on joke I lost it laffing...
Ojou-Jojo 19 hours ago
Im glad you pointed out that shit at 12:33 That shit made my stomach go in knots seeing him find out. that shit was actually heart wrenching
DavEyOne SlimObi
It takes the entirety of the movies run time to address everything wrong
Liam Scott
Liam Scott Day ago
Timelines abit f*cked now isn't it
Brian Anderson
You forgot a sin at 10:06. The "raining during a funeral cliche".
gld1010 Day ago
Round 1 = Failure, Round 2 = Better but still failed, Round 3+ = Maybe one day someone will understand one of the most powerful characters in the Marvel Universe.
The Clown Games and more
123 sins in only 1 2 3
P Mo
P Mo 2 days ago
Storm used her power to keep the air inside the shuttle
Bear Manley
Bear Manley 2 days ago
Nerd moment: Ummm Storm can control more than just "weather" AND more than just earth. She can control earth AND extraterrestrial ecosystems. AND IN SPACE she can control the interstellar and intergalactic phenomena. She can control the air in a person's lungs. She can also control the pressure inside the human inner ear. She can cause electromagnetic blasts in a persons brain. And YES she cause cause HURRICANES INSIDE a space station if she wanted. She doesn't need "weather" to do that. She just needs AIR. Sooooooooooooooooo she plugged the holes in the space ship, because she can control precipitation, humidity and moisture which allowed her to freeze the air that was escaping. This movie was probably the best display of Storm's powers on film so far. Magneto doesn't have "metal powers". He controls magnetism and electromagnetic energy. He uses the Earths electromagnetic field to fly. He can also manipulate the iron in someone's blood.
Zack DiPaolo
Zack DiPaolo 2 days ago
that power reading part lmao
Mythraen 2 days ago
11:40 I guess I'm not going to line up to the right. I've heard of this thing, might be a bit far-fetched, but here it is... steel-toed boots.
Mythraen 2 days ago
I'm not going to say Mystique's transformations make sense, but you know she can only take humanoid appearances, right? She's not Beast Boy.
Christian Hafer
Christian Hafer 2 days ago
I'm not a comic book guy,vso I enjoyed this movie more than most. I was darned entertained.
R Ross
R Ross 2 days ago
Wasn't it alluded to somewhere that Nightcrawler was the son of Raven and that red dude with the arrow tail? He looks the same age as Raven here.
Sunny RP
Sunny RP Day ago
He is their son, but the movies ignore it.
Rising Dawn
Rising Dawn 2 days ago
They nerfed the shit outta magneto in this movie
Synchronizor 2 days ago
No sin for Mystique in this film looking like a last-minute attempt by a broke cosplayer? Seriously, the makeup on Rebecca Romijn in the original X-Men was amazing, and Dark Phoenix was almost 20 years newer and had twice the budget.
Sunny RP
Sunny RP Day ago
@Synchronizor I forgot the articles name, but she said that she initially didn't even want to do Dark Phoenix and only came back because she was friends with the directior.
Sunny RP
Sunny RP Day ago
@Synchronizor she didn't like the smells and the process of being painted (like 8 hours)
Synchronizor Day ago
Issues as in an allergic reaction? Or did she just not want to deal with the application process?
Sunny RP
Sunny RP Day ago
Jennifer Lawrence had issues with the makeup. She had them in the Apocalypse as well. It's why we see Jennifer Lawrence as herself instead of Mystique in the movies.
Slemke 98
Slemke 98 3 days ago
I swear after the first few seasons of GoT, Sophie Turner got complacent and just stopped trying. You should not be a worse actor in your 20s after like 10 years of experience than you were at 13. She can act, she just doesn't put any effort in anymore.
wolf bane
wolf bane 3 days ago
Raven you dumb bitch the x in X-Men stands for the unknown that's why you're fucking call the X-Men because you're an unknown gean the x-gene you stupid stupid bitch I think they went over this and first class also add another Sin because they don't know what the fuck the Phoenix force is the Phoenix force is not the source of all life in the universe the Phoenix force is the source of all psychic energy in the universe. Phoenix force is a force that lives inside the entire multiverse and there's only one Phoenixit means you can go to any multiverse and they'll be one Phoenix the Phoenix Force stretches from all the Marvel universe's and there's only one. the Phoenix force is the source of all psychic energy in the entire world in the entire universe stretches from all the way from the multiverseJean was a good host for the Phoenix force in the face worse was making its way to Earth because of her sister dying yes holyshit Jean Grey has a sister. and if the filmmakers were good enough they could have led with the story but anyway the reason why the feed squirrels was on its way to Earth was because Jean Grey essentially linked her mind her dying sister and Jean experience with death was and this cry of pain reached out into the entire universe and the Phoenix Force caught on to that page and in the face force realize that it was a good house for its power Jean Grey was a made for the host of The Phoenix Force. and the reason why the Phoenix Force went crazy in the first place the Phoenix Force never experienced that emotion pain lost all of it the Phoenix Force never experienced pain never experienced emotion that's why I went the fuck crazy. coupled with the fact that the Phoenix force was manipulated by one of the members of the hellfire club but hey. Competent writers could not write something that interestingthat's sad or tragic know we had to go with this bullshit she's upset because her mommy and daddy didn't love her enough.
Vitor Oliveira
Vitor Oliveira 3 days ago
The reason why there's so many retcons in timelines and why the president of the USA looks like Nixon is due to Days of Future Past where they changed the future. In Apocalypse and then Dark Phoenix it's a whole new timeline, seperate of our own (where the original Xmen trillogy happened for instance)
Kurt E. Clothier
Kurt E. Clothier 3 days ago
The 'X' in "X-men" is for the "x-gene" that all mutants possess, not for the professor. Common mistake - they even screw that up in an episode of the Big Bang Theory (and, it was the earlier seasons that were still pretty good).
Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright 3 days ago
dude, are you ever gonna tell us the story of you and your college girlfriend?
Ernie Velveeta
Ernie Velveeta 3 days ago
12:38 - I'm looking forward to when he gets an Oscar, whenever that may be.
Kiara Animefan
Kiara Animefan 3 days ago
God, I'm still pissed that I spent money on this. Absolute swing and a miss.
Juke Box
Juke Box 3 days ago
Convicted felons should be forced to watch this movie
Gamer1288 4 days ago
8:30 He forgot Loki and Star-Lord.
Gamer1288 4 days ago
6:36 There is also the fact that he is a cripple. He literally can't go out in the field. If the X-Men shared a universe with other Marvel Characters then he could have had Tony Stark or Reed Richards invent something that would allow him to use his legs.
Malkatrix musik
Malkatrix musik 4 days ago
Every movie the "new" nightcrawler is in deserves an extra sin for that abismal german accent
SkyHighGuys 4 days ago
I prefer cinemawins version of this.
Kathryn Jones
Kathryn Jones 4 days ago
Jesus you are HEARTLESS and I LOVE IT
Dimitry K.
Dimitry K. 4 days ago
Also you should add at least 10 sins for the other car just casually drove over after the crash and no one stopped to check the wrecked car
This movie sucked hard. I really didnt like it. It was like it was made by a group of student film students
Shy Choongmoon
Shy Choongmoon 4 days ago
Omg G spot reference 😂 I’m dead af 😂... don’t sin me
no love
no love 4 days ago
this movie is to lefty and that killed it :/
vikki luo
vikki luo 4 days ago
I can't believe they did not sin that Storm is using an umbrella, I'll get it if she is so sad that she caused the rain, but like, she is basically emotionless at that funeral scene. Soooooo...Ding
Joel. 4 days ago
Storm controls all weather
Ndudi Obichi
Ndudi Obichi 4 days ago
Unpopular opinion: this movie really wasn’t that bad and y’all are overreacting. Sure it was a super toned down version than the epic saga in the comics but so was Captain America Civil War. Most of this movie’s hate came before the movie even premiered.
Shane Johnston
Shane Johnston 4 days ago
Sophie Turner finds this video disrespectful.
Moostached Saiyan Prince
6:35 - Ummm, she does realize he's BEEN IN A WHEELCHAIR FOR YEARS, right? What's he gonna do? Get someone to hold down Mister Sinister while he repeatedly rolls his chair back and forth over him?
Beatriz Sales
Beatriz Sales 4 days ago
I’m pretty sure mutants age more slowly, or at least that’s my excuse for Magneto still being active when he was around during the Holocaust
Theman Joe
Theman Joe 4 days ago
they should put “everything wrong with Dark Phoenix” as the title on the DVD cover.
White Alliance
White Alliance 5 days ago
18:29 = Join as well illuminattt ruvid.net/video/video-PoWmpXP7eAY.html he is on earth now. Love you cinemasins. His writing and creativity will impress you
White Alliance
White Alliance 5 days ago
15:22 marvel/capcom universe?
Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray 5 days ago
There’s a lot wrong
Tessa 5 days ago
Dark Phoenix was so bad so this made me laugh so hard
Talk about a stink bomb to end off on
Lord Kizzle
Lord Kizzle 5 days ago
Hank simply forgot that physics do not apply to this world. So the space shuttle was orbiting at a speed of 0 instead of 17,000 mph. This video does not even come close to showing everything wrong with Dark Phoenix.
jonny c
jonny c 5 days ago
How about instead of making a video about everything wrong with the movie and just post the movie. I enjoyed X3 more than this crap
Thanks Hermione
Thanks Hermione 5 days ago
We still don't know how Wolverine got back with the X-Men after Apocalypse.
ike eki
ike eki 5 days ago
whatever else the movie did wrong, they didn't make the Phoenix evil or a split personality. she absorbs the Force and uses it to save her friends, and isn't killed by GaryStuverine, and she ascends to the White Room. this movie undoes the damage done by The Last Stand, and introduces a Phoenix that doesn't need to be destroyed, and a Jean that stays true to herself in the end, with her strength of emotions being what saves everyone. that's better than what the original trilogy left us with
webmonkees 5 days ago
Car crash happens for such a _very_ uncomfortable amount of time.. just before that the radio is playing Werewolves of London which came out in 1978, that was one long road trip.
doro626 5 days ago
The books dont matter, but Magneto doesnt need metal to fly since he is magnetism He creates a magnetic field and moves with that. Its the movie logic that places him in plastic rooms to cancel his abilities.
lauren kane
lauren kane 5 days ago
Aww no he's slowed down the speech! Better when it's quicker!
Amarierry 6 days ago
Storm’s powers actually adapt to her environment. She’s used her powers in space several times in the comics. Not a sin.
Doctor Strange
Doctor Strange 4 days ago
It is a sin, because they are lazy as fuck with Storm and her powers in pretty much everything. They never explain it outside of "something something weather".
Brad Sayadsarvari
Can't wait to see EWW IT chapter 2! Love that film so much (and chapter one) to me it's a work of art 🙌🎈🎈
Boompster 6 days ago
You shouldve made this video as long as the actual movie.
John Nelson
John Nelson 6 days ago
Seriously tho, full support of his Quicksilver comment. Q was even a little self-deprecating in the first movie, when he joked about being a loser playing video games in his mom's basement to break the ice with a couple of adults in his 1st movie. Way out of character lying to kids to look cool imo...
Beard Bro
Beard Bro 6 days ago
I still don't know why they had an 80s car in 1975
Theroux 6 days ago
This guy has a frog in his throat now.
Xiphos 7 days ago
The hospital staff, and anyone for that matter will do anything Xavier wants. That's literally his mutant power.
Tom Ball
Tom Ball 7 days ago
Getting impaled!
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