Eminem - Alfred's Theme (Lyric Video)

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Eminem - Alfred's Theme (Lyric Video)




Music video by Eminem performing Alfred’s Theme (Lyric Video). © 2020 Marshall B. Mathers III


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May 5, 2021




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Thomas midnight88
Thomas midnight88 14 minutes ago
How can you be so perfect?
Hahny Hour ago
Asdfghjkl Lkjhgfdsa
Yea ive had more time to listen to this and bro this is some of the hardest shit ive ever heard. Eminem is at his peak now
Krugerツ 2 hours ago
Bringing back the slick Rick shit this is fire 🔥
Matei Magicuni
Matei Magicuni 3 hours ago
This is so good
VersusX 3 hours ago
i didnt expect this to be actually good
Abdulaziz Lutfullayev
Lrd _D34TH
Lrd _D34TH 6 hours ago
This is fucking amazing
Sheva Sheva
Sheva Sheva 10 hours ago
Eminem has always been my most inspirational motivation and a curriculum to do my own thing
EzLight 11 hours ago
Yeah this is fire not gonna lie i listen to it everyday.
liyah nation
liyah nation 13 hours ago
"You say trash is all that I put out bitch I still get the bag when I am putting garbage out" I think he made the dictionary cause that was fire af
McFlurry 999
McFlurry 999 14 hours ago
advancednewbie 17 hours ago
This is the only song where the 'skirt skirt' has a meaning that I understand. Thanks Em.
도리어 17 hours ago
도리어 17 hours ago
Andrè 1500
Andrè 1500 22 hours ago
Eminem's lyrics video look better than full-length music videos from many rappers.
Mohammed Mahdi
Mohammed Mahdi 23 hours ago
If eminem was born a few centuries earlier, we'd be learning how to spit bars in music classes instead of Beethoven and Mozart stuff
B L A C K 23 hours ago
Holy shit the old shady's back!
david alonzo
david alonzo 23 hours ago
Alfred Hitchcock 🙌
Dylan Scholten
More music
Олег Day ago
Em is a lyrical miracle
Kelly Jheeh
Kelly Jheeh Day ago
This is the jam,period.
Betul Kanca
Betul Kanca Day ago
American Prankster
The crow when it took the eye 👁
Mr. OtakuWeeb
Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two) I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah) Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah) Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah) Then call the pallbearer (yeah) It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (what?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's Like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (shh, quiet) I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch So until the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha) So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause) 'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh) Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn) My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn) And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah) So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer Fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it
Mahdinul Islam
Jake Blue
Jake Blue Day ago
Eminem has so many homophones he must have Edger Alen Poe on speed dial.
Christ Pot Leaf
Meth Ean Tich Rist Son Rising, Watch Out Rap God..
Jason Bright
Jason Bright Day ago
Bhavil Pahad
Bhavil Pahad Day ago
coolll mann
djmikio Day ago
I wonder when all the elitists that framed Em as low-brow entertainment are going to admit to themselves that he can dissect and reconstruct the English language on a James Joyce level?
Vince Carter
Vince Carter Day ago
jefferson Greenidge
u rite I guess
Zachary Etter
This guy's a fucking monster. Literally, you have to listen to the shit multiple times, aint a soul on this earth that can do this shit, PERIOD! I will praise EM till the day I DIE
Geg Hfg
Geg Hfg Day ago
I LOVE YOU SHIBA INU COIN 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🤩🤩
The Duncan Clan
Who thumbs down this ? L
XeoMak Day ago
How does this only have 4M views? Lyrical genius!
sadraaa_8 2 days ago
رپ فقد لرد جزایری این بچه مچه ها هیچن
Uncle Mamad
Uncle Mamad 2 days ago
OK i need a day off after listening to this
Sybil Sally
Sybil Sally 2 days ago
so when are they gonna give eminem the nobel lit prize?
M7 Productions
M7 Productions 2 days ago
Fk. 🔥 This is the legend I remember.
Clyde Da Janeiro Infinite
ya ur fresher than most like sum dusty weed when outlasten like my vapor Starting On Video Now Goon Used DROP THE BOMB AND UR PART IN THE KILLER REMIX Cause U Make Me Laugh But I Dont Laugh MR J JUST HEARS A DING WHEN HE HEARS THE CLUES
YngFernoe 1
YngFernoe 1 2 days ago
Call me santa cluas coz at the present i out rap em all 🤯
aragot ra
aragot ra 2 days ago
Considering Bragi was the god of music and poetry, i think we know who's skinbag he's wearing today....
Karm-Algamation 2 days ago
This song’s a banger, but why is no one talking about how good these visuals are?
Jack Wardle
Jack Wardle 2 days ago
dope track
DJ Faded
DJ Faded 2 days ago
It's sour grapes, I'm still 'wine' I'm the best cellar
Michael Jefferson
This my new favorite song
Tipsing 3 days ago
The only reason Em doesn't have 300 million subs and is still gaining subs is because people forget they arent subbed. I wasnt until about 3 months ago because I thought that I already wad.
Arsh Ansari
Arsh Ansari 3 days ago
I am new to the main Lyrical core of em cn some one suggest me how to understand his lyrics technicalities
Ankit Tanwar
Ankit Tanwar 3 days ago
LuFam 3 days ago
A card is slang for a unique or odd person
Tom Figueiredo
Tom Figueiredo 3 days ago
This is Eminem ...
Rj Indian
Rj Indian 3 days ago
Today I learned that Lysol wipes pay a lot when it comes to advertising
Bernadette Hang
Bernadette Hang 3 days ago
The succinct cushion immunophenotypically escape because deal analytically tick up a nappy whiskey. depressed, unequal magic
4:52 A reference to “Ass like that”
Greg Parks
Greg Parks 3 days ago
I'm like a silver dollar trying to make you hollar laughing out loud with the sound of the crowd get get get back Give me 50 feet lost sleep so i started counting sheep 1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi 3 oops i can't count too high while looking at your knee highs Sorry Father forgive me for i have sinned I was too busy chasing dreams Looking upon a nightmare in disguise Rolling up with my best method of walking yeah I'm a baller where's the basketball shoot it through the hoop he shoots he scores lost time tracking So I'm back sliding in reverse man this gift is a curse ooh we come on people what's the next verse took a trip to pain in the fast lane Couldn't pay my bill for the roach motel So I'm steady trying to make something out of nothing must've been the hood dreams hood dreams Like a fly on the wall I'm mobbing the mall scene 3 check 1 and 2 trying to make it to Heaven riding a coat tale Now you see me now you don't like a ghost tale see me falling pick me up put me back on my feet please I'm just a simpleton watcha know about me lost frontin the shelves at the dolla store yeah must've been doing sumpn wrong highway robbery chalked it to the game lost hope trying to find my killa in 2015 oh well I'm back from the dead so don't mention it later Tell my daughter dayliannah i love her One day when i make money I'll be able to afford a place for her in my life Written by Greg Parks
NotSoSlimShady 22 hours ago
Shut up greg.
Manny 3 days ago
Alfred's Theme. From Batman. Word Up. Eminem
nocturnal_nick 1
nocturnal_nick 1 3 days ago
It’s crazy to me that he has to release these lyric videos to basically dumb it down for everyone but hey I’m all for it!
Google User
Google User 3 days ago
Elvan Beatrice Cetin
Just wonderful !
Melissa Williams
Melissa Williams 3 days ago
You win... Where am I❤️
Katsuki Joestar
Katsuki Joestar 3 days ago
3:50 لما تسرق وورد بلايز من اودون ما حتصير اودون 😌☝️
D Bhakta Sanyasi
D Bhakta Sanyasi 4 days ago
On 🔥 ❤
vaargheee john
vaargheee john 4 days ago
Frank Stein
Frank Stein 4 days ago
Nice try dye face. Hitchcock is cool. You're NOT cool Eminem.
The Big Dawg Shane Lake
The fact this man laid such a word game on everyone and made this vid to be like a Hitchcock movie...legend move
NoTToXiCLuL 4 days ago
wow amazing
Tuna mc
Tuna mc 4 days ago
I just have to listen to this daily , am like a zombie . It's 9am and am thinking of this banger
Bumpy2 Bumpy2
Bumpy2 Bumpy2 4 days ago
What took you 41 minutes longer than ment 2 to dig the hole 🖕
Red Lobbster
Red Lobbster 4 days ago
Yeah I got a lot, like where cars park 😂
Reinaldo Mckeovey
The agreeable trick sadly share because frown statistically appear times a deafening umbrella. lyrical, inconclusive swiss
Katastrophic Beatz
Em is a fkn Monster with the lyrics...has been for decades now! GOAT!
Midnight X Swami
Midnight X Swami 5 days ago
Slim Shady?? is that you ??
Chicago galaxy
Chicago galaxy 5 days ago
who is he dissing this time? 😭
Ms Arman
Ms Arman 4 hours ago
Billie eilish
Mark Anthony Vincent
To the people in the comments typing the lyrics out............WE ARE WATCHING THE LYRIC VIDEO.
Qtaro Kujo
Qtaro Kujo 5 days ago
Yo alfred got a nice beat
Mn5ol 5-iq
Mn5ol 5-iq 5 days ago
The amount of bars gave me a fucking headache man .
محمد ريتارد_cring
21 years and he stil make good music
Robert Germain II
Most definitely.
Lvg Player
Lvg Player 5 days ago
Nice man Iove from India 🇮🇳
Danish 5 days ago
How many of you have noticed Billie Eilish.
Tom MacDonald
Tom MacDonald 5 days ago
Will someone tell my daddy Slim that I need his attention?
Jerem Atkins
Jerem Atkins 5 days ago
Marshall Mathers are you still alive are you the real Eminem Marshall Mathers
Jerem Atkins
Jerem Atkins 5 days ago
If you like the real Eminem you better tell me
Robert Germain II
First favorite rapper second favorite rapper Chris Webby
Jerem Atkins
Jerem Atkins 5 days ago
Are you the real Eminem do not lie to me all your views will go down
Hearty Manga
Hearty Manga 5 days ago
I remember the day this was released on Spotify. I was pigeon walking around the room flailing my arms while it was on repeat.
Mateus cr
Mateus cr 5 days ago
Muito bommm
Arthur Silva
Arthur Silva 5 days ago
Robert Germain II
Check out inappropriate free verse
Antonin Alarcon
Antonin Alarcon 6 days ago
The animated bassoon collectively stitch because vessel suddenly face excluding a quizzical grease. wrathful, statuesque lunge
Skeree 17
Skeree 17 6 days ago
Dónde está Cecilio???
Yassine Sara
Yassine Sara 6 days ago
Em em love you
Morocco Salah Travels
Long live the King M6
Morocco Salah Travels
I love you so much Eminem ❤️❤️❤️
Alexander Karachaushev
"Look what I'm planning"🤣 Gorgeous Marshall
Tanush Nirwan
Tanush Nirwan 6 days ago
Fun Fact: eminem was not born on earth and is not human that is why he does not breathe
Tanush Nirwan
Tanush Nirwan 6 days ago
No one an beat eminems rap Eminem: fine ill beat it again
Lil sluty
Lil sluty 6 days ago
Did anyone get the G.O.A.T reference?
michelle noden
michelle noden 6 days ago
Thank you, Eminem, for making me go and listen to Alfreds original music, and really appreciate the tune on this track
Subir N
Subir N 6 days ago
"sour grapes I still wine i'm the best seller (cellar)" bruhhh
William Lombe
William Lombe 6 days ago
What fuck is luv ? That's a dirty word!😅💔
Amnamne Amnini
Amnamne Amnini 7 days ago
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