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Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

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Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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Mar 24, 2020

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-Comet__Child-
-Comet__Child- 7 hours ago
it's not even been 10 minutes of me not touching my face and it's itchy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Nobody: Markiplier: face holes
Eliyha Harvey
Eliyha Harvey 9 hours ago
"I'm not gonna touch my face ronnnnnnnn" Ethan said in weird and shaky voice it is the funniest 13:09
Alex Converse
Alex Converse 10 hours ago
“There are people who even now are not taking this seriously” ( 11:00 ) Oh just wait my dude, it gets more infuriating
Casper Sims
Casper Sims 11 hours ago
Hahahahahah “two weeks” me, in June 2020:🥴
hxnna
hxnna 23 hours ago
mark: *your hair looks stupid , you should shave it off* *little did they know, future ethan shaved it all off*
Karmin Morfe
Karmin Morfe Day ago
This video is making my face itchy
Inca the Fox
Inca the Fox Day ago
A good charity is mothers without borders
crazy aSASyn
crazy aSASyn Day ago
Gamers without borders is a charity trying to support the charity’s which are on the front line battling against coronavirus
Edward wall
Edward wall 2 days ago
*touches face a lot after they say the challenge is over* I will never financially recover from this
Kelly Malee
Kelly Malee 2 days ago
Mark: it’s 14 days ya it’s a long time Me in ireland on my tenth week of quarantine 😶
AndressiaSnowfox
AndressiaSnowfox 2 days ago
Austin is the capital of Texas
The Naruto Story Chat
Mark: "You should shave your hair. It looks stupid." *Little did Mark know*
emma
emma 4 days ago
could i have pushed up my glasses during this? i’m trying to play along but i need to push up my glasses
emma
emma 4 days ago
does anyone know where ethan got his sweater? i want one haha
TheFireMonkey9
TheFireMonkey9 4 days ago
I remember this day. We had the luxury of Ethan’s budget and hair which looks weird now, and time. But this was the beginning of a new age. One of donations (for a bit) and isolation.
Mary Kate Rocco
Mary Kate Rocco 4 days ago
So having glasses is physically impossible because every like five minutes you have to push up your glasses and having broken glasses (like every 15 sec lol)
Justice Alleruzzo
What has this channel become? XD
Andrei Balasa
Andrei Balasa 5 days ago
Ethan at the end: hApPy NeW yEaRrrr!!!
a n y a
a n y a 5 days ago
jen elo
Acidic Rot
Acidic Rot 5 days ago
I’ve been subconsciously biting my nails the entire length of this video
Cereal
Cereal 5 days ago
with the amount of things that get in my eye i could never
Bubbly Chubbly
Bubbly Chubbly 6 days ago
Excuse me, I feel offended that Ethan thinks the capital of Texas is Houston or Dallas. We all know the capital of Texas is Fort Worth.
Follower Of Duck
Follower Of Duck 6 days ago
it really do be like this sometimes
Nadia Rusu
Nadia Rusu 6 days ago
inspiring
Red Winter
Red Winter 6 days ago
Mark: Your hair looks a little stupid, maybe you should shave it off Fans after Ethan's "Shaving off my hair" live stream: If only you knew...
Maddie Botelho
Maddie Botelho 7 days ago
this entire video shows me when my mom forces me to talk to that one uncle
Sver Jedi
Sver Jedi 8 days ago
Seems difficult
Shannon Engler
Shannon Engler 8 days ago
I wonder if Mark and Ethan ever thought to let there girlfriends give them a haircuts?
Liz Benfield
Liz Benfield 8 days ago
I have the same headphones as Ethan
Darkfire6123
Darkfire6123 9 days ago
Ethan: talks about content quality Me: remembers how Mark made a video of him starring at a banana.
Sarah Crowley
Sarah Crowley 9 days ago
Anyone know if there is a new tally for this? How much do they each owe "charity" now? lol
Tweeked Space
Tweeked Space 9 days ago
them: stay home me: *goes to the pet store to look at animals*
ethan dennis
ethan dennis 10 days ago
the next two thumbnails have ethan touching his face and head
Eduardo Guadiana
Eduardo Guadiana 10 days ago
13:07 when you eat 2 one a day Vitamins
Alijiah awb
Alijiah awb 11 days ago
We should bully them. And could all the old videos
Crack_ Costplayz
Crack_ Costplayz 11 days ago
i have eaten so much shit out of the trash and on the floor and thats not home thats at my school and i never gatton sick from it lol
G6 Bautista Baby
G6 Bautista Baby 12 days ago
Food - Hand - Mouth My Filipino people where are you?
Dustin King
Dustin King 12 days ago
Thus is importand to wetch and vury infermateve
Glenn2o
Glenn2o 12 days ago
ButtChicken
Skywing The Heroine
Them, in California: NO TOUCHY FACE. ISOLATE IN YOUR OWN HOUSE WITH ONLY PEOPLE LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE. Newfoundland: We only got 4 active cases! _It's Double Bubble Time_
Prince Coda Leviathan
Instructions unclear I touched my face for the entire video. I'm now dead.
Rachel Cruz
Rachel Cruz 13 days ago
2 weeks in March and now it's may ( ;
isabel fizzy
isabel fizzy 14 days ago
Anyone else notice how pritty Ethans eyes are🤩🤩💗💗
ZenMode Steven
ZenMode Steven 14 days ago
Advises no one touch their face *me casually popping pimple*
Towni3
Towni3 14 days ago
I miss Ethan's hair so much I can't explain how much.
It’s Okay
It’s Okay 14 days ago
This is my birthday video, n I c e
EvilGodAsura
EvilGodAsura 15 days ago
100% we are gonna get alot of face touching edited out from here on out because they did not at all realize how much they touch their face when they are distracted and not focusing on it like in this video. I would even bet they used this recording to judge if they would make the last challenge or not on how difficult it was. This is flawed of course because they focused on it the whole tame making it fairly easy. If they lose focus at all in these next videos its almost certain they are gonna hear the screams of pain from their wallets.
:: cruelsxtxns
:: cruelsxtxns 15 days ago
mark: i can hear you through facetime !! me: * screaming, *ETHAN MUTE IT* *
Lillian VanRompaey
Lillian VanRompaey 15 days ago
Mark turned into daft punk halfway through the video
Tony Barnett
Tony Barnett 15 days ago
12:49 when you sniff your dad's line of sugar and it's starting to hit hard
Purple Neko *deleted*
The amount of times I touched my face during this video would’ve cost me over a million 😂😂😂
Derpyness Guy
Derpyness Guy 16 days ago
Mark: "Your hair is so stupid, you should shave it off." Ethan: *literally shaves it off*
Redlovett
Redlovett 16 days ago
"Nobody touches their face" I was literally itching under my eye when he said that.
- serenifier -
- serenifier - 16 days ago
why does mark look like he's on the verge of tears??
Fletch
Fletch 16 days ago
I lasted 7 minutes before touching my face
Rain
Rain 16 days ago
Ethans story about the first time of touching his face got me to tears.
Carter Muniz
Carter Muniz 16 days ago
Haha I'm watching this right before going to WORK
AdiBoss MareChef
AdiBoss MareChef 17 days ago
Me:Sees the X on the Eathen's shirt My brain:Lolololo lolo Lo looooo In case u didn't guessed, I was thinking of Parashok
Hannah Schwartz
Hannah Schwartz 17 days ago
Mark and Ethan: do not touch your face. Or put hands near mouth. Me: sucking on my knuckle cause im bored
Shmu62
Shmu62 18 days ago
“This is going to change peoples’ mindsets” Haha if only :,)
Brandy Riley
Brandy Riley 18 days ago
10:25 "Mark slowly becomes RoboCop. XD "
raccoon panda
raccoon panda 19 days ago
One quick question what's behind marks head on the black table
Darcie Roscoe
Darcie Roscoe 19 days ago
Mark: "we all need to take this seriously" Marks headphones: "I'm about to end this mans whole career"
ren
ren 19 days ago
mark: SHAVE YOUR HEAD ethan: *shaves his head later down the line*
ren
ren 19 days ago
i’ve been binging all of unus annus and i feel so rewarded finally getting to quarantannus
lemonefleur
lemonefleur 20 days ago
just blowing their hair is getting their saliva all over their face i-
Emily D
Emily D 20 days ago
im eating bojangles chicken its worth getting Coronavirus :v
mayella
mayella 20 days ago
Ethan: dont touch your face me: touches face
Chaosologist
Chaosologist 20 days ago
Everytime theysay "this is what it means to go even further beyond" I can help but think "plus ultra"
The Beast
The Beast 20 days ago
Wow
-Stella Bella-
-Stella Bella- 21 day ago
I am going to kill myself.
amber
amber 21 day ago
"14 day incubation period" *2 months later*
D-RgK Pink
D-RgK Pink 21 day ago
“Your hair looks a little stupid, you should shave it off.” Well that aged poorly...
Taylor Croft
Taylor Croft 22 days ago
My brother and I did this challenge together for fun, the loser would have to order a pizza for the winner. As soon as the timer started I just immediately brought up the time the daycare he worked for years ago had a huge lice outbreak. You could see him trembling within seconds, the phantom itching rapidly breaking down his will to hold on. For anyone who might wonder, I got white sauce with chicken and jalapeños.
M_J 4LIFE!
M_J 4LIFE! 23 days ago
Man my nose.. I actually did it with them
whatislife
whatislife 23 days ago
Mark: "Your hair looks a little STOOpid maybe you should shave it off" Me: *laughs in future*
Terrtail Huegos
Terrtail Huegos 24 days ago
I stopped watching mid November, and after binge watching for 4 days where i left off i finally reached the Coronavirus arc
Nosremi
Nosremi 24 days ago
I, a fellow Coloradan, was SINCERELY hurt when they sounded so unsure about Denver being the capital
mayorofloserville
mayorofloserville 24 days ago
“What’s the capital of Texas?” “I think it’s Austin?” “I think it’s Houston. Maybe Dallas. Idk.” They should see if they can name the capitals of all 50 states.
Cobyn Swan
Cobyn Swan 25 days ago
I Suck
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