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Brexit: Dear Brits, please LEAVE ALREADY! German political comedy "heute show" (English subtitles)

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The Brexit is probably being postponed - but why? Even with a second referendum, the whole thing would start again from the beginning.

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Mar 19, 2019

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Jon Johnson
Jon Johnson 26 days ago
OK, the UK shaped Germany for 45 years (along with France and the US) into the country it is today. Thank you for taking the piss out of us.
JustTryingToHelp
JustTryingToHelp 29 days ago
Half of Britain didn’t want brexit 65% of Scotland didn’t want brexit. The whole thing was hijacked by right wing nationalists.
jack ø diamonds A
jack ø diamonds A 4 months ago
Is that Knaller Frauen
adam tideswell
adam tideswell 6 months ago
As a British person I found this so funny and so true England is a joke to the rest or Europe and the world for that matter
Wall Yoof
Wall Yoof 6 months ago
Macron is a idiot. He and the EU have turned France into a Islamic country. The French are rioting because of macron
MrAJWorks
MrAJWorks 6 months ago
👍👍👍😁
witch circle
witch circle 7 months ago
🤣🤣🤣
Shwan Haddad
Shwan Haddad 8 months ago
English! (Sorry for my bad hi)
loki jötunn
loki jötunn 9 months ago
Mir ist grad eingefallen, welcher berühmte und ehemals so beliebter dt. Politiker aus dem Saarland kam. Kommt Ihr drauf? Es war der Erich Honnecker. ;) Nie wieder Saarlafisten an der Macht!!!!
gg 123
gg 123 9 months ago
3:50 even the french want you to leave. Thats actually sad
guido7095
guido7095 9 months ago
"I wood if i cood"
Valentin Condeescu
Valentin Condeescu 10 months ago
German brain,english lazy.
Andy Bolls
Andy Bolls 10 months ago
Für unsere britischen Freunde. Fühlt Euch umarmt mit unserem folgenden Song: ruvid.net/video/video-v5Pt1YSdISw.html
shiloh jolie pitt
shiloh jolie pitt 10 months ago
Wie heißt dieser Film bei 1:59?
LazyBone9
LazyBone9 11 months ago
Brauchen wir sie? Ich glaube nicht.
Alex
Alex 11 months ago
Prostata xD
moritz Dammer
moritz Dammer 11 months ago
Das der brexit immer noch nicht durch ist zeigt schon das da was extrem falsch läuft und wer weiß wie lang die britten noch brauchen
Michael Douglas
Michael Douglas 11 months ago
British and American politics are like this, endless banter caused by special interests on both sides. The executive has very little power in reality. Not sure how much power Angele Merkel has or how democratic Germany is but you all seem to get things done easier
Erik Müller
Erik Müller 10 months ago
We suck most of the time, most parties don't care about the people and sometimes the law too.
James Ball
James Ball 11 months ago
When we go you will have no more money for your project you fucking idiot that is why the eu hasn’t chucked us out already Fuck wit
James Ball
James Ball 11 months ago
Azasel Well nobody can predict the future but I can reassure you here in the UK most people wish Germany and the EU nothing but good luck and prosperity for the future And I agree with you it is virtually impossible to get a civilised debate on the Internet on a political discussion I thank you for taking the time to reply to me and please excuse my non-existing grammar as my keyboard is not working properly for some reason. so I hope I have articulated enough for you to understand me I will also wish you good night and the very best of luck for the future And I do hope we will speak again
Azasel
Azasel 11 months ago
James Ball Thank you. For your time, your honesty and your standpoints. It really helps me to get a more defined picture of this situation. And i will remember it in conversations in the future. And can i say - it is very refreshing to be part of a civilized political discussion ON THE INTERNET of all places ! 😅 I wish you a good night and good luck, wherever all this leads us.
James Ball
James Ball 11 months ago
Azasel I see what you’re saying about going back And the problem really is with Westminster but you must understand the first referendum in 1975 the people were sold a Lie The question In 1975 was would you be opposed to economic unity with the rest of Europe And of course people said not at all if it is financially beneficial to both parties then there is no reason not to join this group and they were told at the time it has nothing to do with a political idea so yes the problem is with Westminster they were not told the truth I do not blame the EU for this The federalists in Europe Are not helped the situation keep pushing for a federal Europe with a currency union and a political union where we are today is nowhere near we were 1975 it has become something completely different with its economic and political ideas of a federal Europe that nobody was ever asked did they want this I know it’s difficult for our friends and family and partners in Europe to understand our position we understand that you really do love and appreciate the EU I can give a long list of reasons why it is such a good thing for the rest of Europe But we have a very different history and political system then the rest of Europe Now let’s take your analogy of a plumber coming to do some work at my home he as told me I need a couple of new pipes and I have said that’s fine Carry on as the job has gone along he is now demanding that I have a new boiler and new Heating system completely and will have to pay what he demands And that I have no alternative but to let him carry on with the work and I must continue to pay him That is not what he estimated and not what he told me when I first gave him the job to replace the two pipes. now I’m not going to be unreasonable I want him to explain to me why he thinks I should have this boiler and new heating system and to justify the price is now asking me And I cannot see any reason why I should just say yes to his demands and carry on Most of us here in the UK absolutely love Europe and all the people in it but we just do not like the way EU has been operating we’ve never needed in the past now all of a sudden we are told we cannot survive without it which again I would have to say is a total lie It is not been the success story that the politicians would have you believe you must ask yourself the question if this Person is getting money out of an organisation that I am paying for then of course he will say it is the saviour of humanity. but please look into it for yourself turkeys do not vote for Christmas
Azasel
Azasel 11 months ago
James Ball First of all : Wow ☝️😅 i wasn‘t expecting such a thoughtful and fine tuned opinion, given your initial commentary 😉 Second: I see where you coming from, but the question must be asked, if such an important decision, meaning joining, remaining or leaving, belongs in the hand of the people. With all it’s consequences, it’s risks and no chance of going back, simplified to a simple „yes“ or „no“ question. And i clearly blaming westminter for this, not the people. I mean, if my plumber would ask me : „Excuse me, what do you think: should this pipe „leave“ or „remain“, the correct answer from me would be : „ I don’t know, I clearly need more information here or even better: Do the job I pay you for !“
James Ball
James Ball 11 months ago
Azasel Look I’m not totally against the EU it’s a good idea that’s been run really bad we are the second biggest contributor to the project and nobody in the UK was asked do you want us to do this. in principle it’s not a bad idea it stops Germany and France from trying to kill each other I’m all in favour of that what I’m not in favour of is a federal Europe with a eu army which the UK will have to pay for and supply it with troops We already have NATO which as kept Europe safe and stable it has been working fine until most EU countries Would not contribute their fair share Because they feel that they are a junior partner in this organisation I would’ve thought you would’ve understood why we feel like we do about the EU when you take a look at NATO I know most European countries feel they are the junior partner to do US and the UK Now let’s look at your analogy of a lawyer as anyone who works for their self or run their own business will tell you once you have worked for yourself you would not go back to a company or working for somebody else okay it takes away the safety net of your wages every month but it also means I will have the chance To take home more money every month let’s face it if the company kept treating you badly you wouldn’t want to work there would you Now I am freelanceI I can work for myself I can undercut that companies prices because I do not have the overheads that company has Also I get to choose my clients if I wish to do business with them or not For example the company I previously worked for did not have a lot of customers Now I am free to take on as many customers as I wish and charge what I like For example the EU has no trade agreement with the US or China because it is too protectionist this whole project is bringing Europe down it refuses to reform so what choice are we left with we have to leave Now let me come on to our MPs in Westminster since you have asked what sort of job they would make of making our own laws Parliament gave away its sovereignty to the EU and it did not ask the people if it was okay to do this so we had a referendum is this okay do you still want to be a member of the Eu and the people said no thank you. Also the people said here you go here is the power you gave away to the EU now you must take back The power and make Parliament sovereign again you have asked us the question and now you have the answer So the remain MPs just said to that idea we will ignore the people I want to give the power that the people gave me in the first place I want to take it back and give it back to the EU which they have no right to do because the people are sovereign this is what makes Parliament sovereign And they do have some serious questions to ask why they want to keep giving our sovereignty away to the Eu What doesn’t help the situation is when Eu does everything it can to block us from leaving it is causing bad feelings and resentment towards the Eu block if you want your project to continue maybe you should sit down with us and be realistic of what you are asking of us we are not looking for a no deal we would like what we were sold originally a good trade agreement with out all of the political nonsense I hope this has answered some of your questions if not please reply and I will do my upmost to give you a clear answer
Eric Myers
Eric Myers Year ago
Eine Wiesn 2019 ohne Engeländer... wär ein Traum. So viele Tische wären frei! Und der Umwelt würds wg den Flügen auch helfen. Win-win! :) Wird aber wohl erst 2020 was. Bitte Visa-Sperre für unsere Freunde von der Insel! Danke!
Roskellan
Roskellan Year ago
Yes its embarrassing. The UK voted democratically to leave, but anti-democrats within our own Country have been trying to subvert the will of the people. I think a few other of the EU Western Nations may have the same problem. I know that you will give them every assistance if they wish to go. TTFN
Inda Cage
Inda Cage Year ago
31st October BREXIT TIME!
Inda Cage
Inda Cage Year ago
We want no deal. Many thanks to the EU for their assistance. Good to see the EU dragging Germany down to its knees. Wait till Trump hits you with tariffs too.
SentaDuck
SentaDuck Year ago
As an Englishman, I think I can help those unfortunate enough to not be English to understand what is happening with Brexit. Basically, we English hate everyone and the one group of people we hate more than anyone else are the wretched English.
Rudol Veloz
Rudol Veloz Year ago
Just go out
Corrado Campisano
@1:44 so true...
Littlebird Gyo
Where is my snitzel?
Hermann Creador
Schnitzel
Amfear Liathmor
Britain will have to dismantle the German European Union Project to save Europe yet again for the 3rd time in 4 generations as German Natural Arrogance rises once again.
Amfear Liathmor
Joseph Goebbels would be proud of this. None of those new EU imposed Frau Merkel 5 Million immigrants dutifully clapping away in the crowd for these crass and arrogant jokes from what I can see. Unaccountable Globalism is going to be a bitch for those who will begin to love their servitude. Germans are a naturally servile people and have been to some terrible single minded insane people. History has taught the world that a few times already.
Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott Year ago
I can smell the corporate propaganda machine churning out this garbage. It seems the same people who own and control American media have their tentacles in Germany as well.
JENNIFER BLOOMFIELD
If Boris Johnson becomes prime minister we will officially have our first Prime Minister that has been to court for lying. I joke but really it isn't that funny is it.
Florian Strobel
Every time I hear the word "Brexit" the song "Time To Say Goodbye" starts playing in my head.
Triple20X
Triple20X Year ago
Pro EU propaganda german comedy? Die Anstalt is much better...
Noname Noname
Noname Noname Year ago
да, смешно...
Valerie Perin
Valerie Perin Year ago
Thank you for having the eng captions. Anyway, im from the philippines.
Jovan Golic
Jovan Golic Year ago
Да ли је ово немачки Зоран Кесић? Браћо моја мила, немачки хумор.
Time to Wake up
'Please leave already' .. you can at least construct your English sentences correctly
Andrew N
Andrew N Year ago
Some of our beers are actually quite decent (if you like ale), but everything else was very much spot on.
Gus W
Gus W Year ago
They want to but the EU wants a deal because it's a little bitch. Apparently so is this guy.
EMK
EMK Year ago
meh
poro poro
poro poro Year ago
Prostata does NOT mean cheers
asterixxer
asterixxer Year ago
I respect the brithish vote to leave but, the parlament is a comedy club. Dear British people: Own the streets and protest against this parlament. Or stay! Yes EU is expensive for all of us, but leaving will cost much more money....
Marethyu Mot
Marethyu Mot Year ago
Ich hab jurob gehört das war dann wohl zu viel pokemon
Sternsinger1199
I voted to stay without Germany. Why the f...european countries don´t give the boot to Germany. Do you remember when France, Belgium and Poland cry for help in XX century because Germans were so bad ? Very soon you will be asking for help again.
Franky Four Fingers
Franky Four Fingers 11 months ago
Once a Nazi always a Nazi .
Galador
Galador Year ago
Sternsinger1199 did you just compare modern day Germany with Nazi-Germany? Thats kinda pathetic
Fearghal Joyce
It's becoming kinda fun seeing how fucked up this place is getting. A couple weeks ago some IRA spin-off started sending postal bombs to train stations, but no one even gave a shit and soon they realised that they could just sit back and we'd do it ourselves.
Billy Hughes
Billy Hughes Year ago
These krauts are taking the piss out of us - this is how bad these fucking imbeciles in parliament are making us look.
The Other Devil
Bitte sagt mir, dass Tinas Akzent Absicht ist. >.
caty moonlight
Xd yes
Gordon Fernandes
BREXIT is " May Or Not To May " ! As simple as that .
Sienio48
Sienio48 Year ago
In german still are some german people?? oO
Sienio48
Sienio48 Year ago
@Galador yes, there are.
Sienio48
Sienio48 Year ago
@caty moonlight yeah...scary
Galador
Galador Year ago
Sienio48 of course they are. Im wondering if there is still brain cells in your brain tho
caty moonlight
Hahaha not funny
David Raley
David Raley Year ago
Truly hilarious. Thank you for the laughs.
RobertCraven
RobertCraven Year ago
Better leave than paying for greece and italy with your taxes till you die. The germans think they are smart....hahaha
Azasel
Azasel 11 months ago
Galador has a point here 😉 that money wasn‘t a gift, it was a credit. Including interest, btw. We MADE money on this deal.
Galador
Galador Year ago
I mean the greek are the ones paying the eu at the moment and not vice versa
Corey Brass
Corey Brass Year ago
Hahaha that's savage.
Sean Murray
Sean Murray Year ago
its the english unfortunately they are draggin the rest of us down with them
jay jax
jay jax Year ago
We want to leave but you keep giving us extensions... Don't blame us
johnny flappie
Deutschland must be proud of nazi EU .. Wir schaffen das . They Will make laws that overrule all national laws. Rip Beautiful european countries And cultures.
Rob
Rob Year ago
Whole world is told that the Bosch don't have a sense of humour. Well this proves them wrong. They do have a sense of humour. It's just that it's lame and basic. lol The irony is that 3 minutes of this Kraut show was conducted in English. Couldn't do that with the language of any other country.
Sisu Guillam
Sisu Guillam Year ago
Well, we know how to subtitle...
F. Drachenfels
One wonders how they ever ruled their empire
Paw Zyl
Paw Zyl Year ago
Poland thinks the same way
Nerdy Snailie
Nerdy Snailie Year ago
Oh dear. Let’s hope a decision is made soon. This dance is taking a long time and at this rate, everyone is getting done with it. I voted to stay but I am not sure anymore of what May will do. She us in her own world. 🤦🏻‍♀️
Scott McLennan
We want to Brexit but we are too fucking stupid!! Oh classic summation of the situation.
cutez0r
cutez0r Year ago
Hahahaha! Stiff upper lip, Brits. The EU is helping, but it doesn't mean they can't laugh at you while they do it.
Franky Four Fingers
Franky Four Fingers 11 months ago
This makes me hate germans more, i hope isis kill you bastards .
Kandelika
Kandelika Year ago
Ausgerechnet ihr deutschen, die alles genau geregelt bekommen wollt, die größte Scheibe immer bekommen will, nichts als Verlierer da sein wollen, die Millionen in Gerichtskosten ausgeben, um ihr Recht zu bekommen. Ich nehme den Briten gar nicht übel, so vorsichtig zu sein, die EU ist eine Mafia, die ihr Tribut beim verlassen fordert... Ein Glück, dass sie den sch.... Saftladen verlassen!
BewareOfTheKraut
@Kandelika Ja nee, is klar. Schönes Restleben noch.
Kandelika
Kandelika Year ago
@BewareOfTheKraut Zum Glück, habe ich ein Recht auf eine Meinung. Sie sind sicher von Links, die Zensur sozusage!
BewareOfTheKraut
@Kandelika Und schon wieder ein Bildungsdefizit. Informiere Dich mal über den Begriff "Rassist". Du weißt ja anscheinend rein gar nichts, aber Hauptsache, Du hast eine Meinung.
Kandelika
Kandelika Year ago
@BewareOfTheKraut Jetzt sind die deutschen eine Rasse? Ahahaha!!! A kraut is a kraut a kraut is a kraut a kraut is a kraut....
BewareOfTheKraut
@Kandelika Mit Scheißrassisten unterhalte ich mich nicht.
Barry Kelly
Barry Kelly Year ago
The EU should not have given the British an extension.
OPeixe
OPeixe Year ago
It's going to be such a relief once they are finally out. They are so bitter now that even swallowing their own saliva gives them ulcer.
Paul Wedlock
Paul Wedlock Year ago
Merkel wants Da EU! Kalergi EU! 200,000 immigrants ate visa free welcomed to rape under pillage Germany & 150,000 highly skilled, rich white German's are fleeing the conflict zone & becoming Refugees in Hungary :-) Your €uro is €7.9trillion in negative yield loans! For the last 6+ months your €-1/2% RECESSION IS IMMINENT! You only want UK MONEY! V,, Up yours :-D The UK Commonwealth collective of 53 volunteer Nation's have a GDP of $17trillion :-D Enjoy your Tusks special Hell hole & the €uro Nebulous sink hole :-D In 2040 NO MORE COMBUSTION ENGINE MANUFACTURING.
Galador
Galador Year ago
Paul Wedlock are you aware of the fact that a currency cant have negative loans? The recession you are talking about is not true for a majority of countries. A flight of germans to hungary didnt happen, and the immigrants dont have visas they have allowance to remain in country. Rape numbers only went up extremly slightly. Stop believing in everything you hear
TheBrooklinHeights
295 Leavers disliked this. 😄
FIDIRONU
FIDIRONU Year ago
We're doing our best, but EU bureaucrats want to hang on to the 2nd largest net contributor to the EU. Instead of talking nonsense, why not force Angela Merkel to deny us an extension so that we can leave you clowns on Friday, dumpkof? 😜
Uteriel
Uteriel 5 months ago
@BewareOfTheKraut its more likely gonna end like the sinking of the titanic than a tsunami with brexit being the iceberg.
BewareOfTheKraut
BewareOfTheKraut 5 months ago
@Uteriel Sad but true. Hopefully that won't trigger a tsunami.
Uteriel
Uteriel 5 months ago
@BewareOfTheKraut the eu didnt ask for an extension but we take it anyway to prepare for the sinking of the island.
BewareOfTheKraut
Sooooo… the EU asked for extension?
Mad Muppet
Mad Muppet Year ago
My Grandad and his Fellow Lancaster bomber crew, also pissed themselves with fucking laughter as they unleashed the last of their “special cargo” over the skies of Dresden on the 14th February 1945. This is the THIRD time you Krauts have tried and failed to rule Great Britain, you will learn again very soon, that we are not to be mocked and not to be ruled by Facist’s, now shut up and fuck off 🖕🏻
Galador
Galador Year ago
Mad Muppet lad are you aware of the fact that germany doesnt equal nazis?
RobertCraven
RobertCraven Year ago
Uncle Sam saved your ar....
Damn Deal Done
The Tories are far more fascist than the EU could ever be. Soon, thanks to morons like you, we will be entirely under Tory rule with nowhere to turn when they tear up human rights law. Morons need an enemy to feel like they belong to something. But it really shouldn't be the EU.
Hermann Creador
Charming...🤦‍♂️ Breaking News: We are no Nazis anymore.
Villainofthepiste
If the public had their way.... The way the majority voted, we'd be out with NO DEAL by now. It's our lying, self-serving, undemocratic politicians that are messing around and trying to tie us as much as possible to an E.U. that we want nothing to do with!!!!
tweetie pie
tweetie pie Year ago
We aren't leaving..we will never leave...this is simply a trolling event to annoy France.
cardboardclub
cardboardclub Year ago
🇬🇧🕊🇪🇺 Plz ;-;
S S
S S Year ago
British are clever people, leaving corrupted EU dictatorship. Don't worry EU your day will come and you will disappear as Babilon. My country Serbia don't need your stupid union.We are proud independent country,not many left in Europe.
BewareOfTheKraut
Yeah, whatever...
Ghosty Jordan
Ghosty Jordan Year ago
Honestly with all the embarrassment caused by own parliament and the people so conflicted a compromise can't be reached, I'd be taking the piss out of our country also. The best part is, we still have no idea what's going on. 😂 I'm sick of the blind patriotism, the xenophobia, the 'leave means leave' brigade, all of this has thrown out in the open our own incompetent politicians. It's definitely laughable.
Alderi143
Alderi143 Year ago
I never see stuff this disrespectful and blunt on UK television. Maybe Germany is more lacking in nuance more so than just humour. Never the less this was an interesting learning experience about culture on the main continent.
Sisu Guillam
Sisu Guillam Year ago
@Alderi143 Seriously? My, my, my.... is that the sound of a sea-lion? Yes, it's is!
caty moonlight
@Alderi143 oh let's btonstart polticans talking about the EU, about Germany, the we come to your comedy shows always the mazi stuff you take the piss out of us now ita our turn I sorry your polticans are really incompetent they still dont get even they scream wto Brexit that wto members rejecting UK tariffs applications twice, that use already circle like a shark around the island for trade deal to force tou lower standart and your health care servies. Trump already talk in his rally about this. It sad and funny at the same time to watch sry
Alderi143
Alderi143 Year ago
@Sisu Guillam Not anymore but i used to when i was younger. Can you give me an example of the reverse happening here?
Sisu Guillam
Sisu Guillam Year ago
You don't watch a lot of telly, do you?
Smug Man
Smug Man Year ago
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO THE NAZIS PLAN ON MURDERING THIS TIME AROUND
Galador
Galador Year ago
Smug Man oh god here we go again
Damn Deal Done
@Smug Man You're a pathetic, moron.
Smug Man
Smug Man Year ago
Stephen Graham I WAS JUST WONDERING IF U ARE THE ACTOR? I CAN SEE TO IT OUR KID SMASHES U UP AGAIN IF U HAPPEN TO TAKE A TRIP BACK TO THE TOWNIE 👍🏻
Stephen Graham
You see everyone - I'll be stuck in this country with cretins like this!
Smug Man
Smug Man Year ago
LISTEN U NAZI BASTARDS WERE BEING HELD TO RANSOM BY THE NAZI CHILD MURDERING SCUM
jerolvilladolid
Germany of all countries should be making efforts for Britain to stay. Look at the consequence, you will be alone in Europe with FRANCE! And who could possibly tolerate the full blast of french arrogance? Pretty soon they will be teaching french more than german in classes around dusseldorf. It is not in Germany’s interest to be enslaved by France.
Uteriel
Uteriel 5 months ago
think weve proven that we can deal with the french quite well. just give us a few weeks to sort things out with them (maybe 6) and there will be no problem.
BewareOfTheKraut
@Sami Sund Yep! And don't forget The Netherlands.
Ivan Dimitrov
Ivan Dimitrov Year ago
I thought "German comedy" was an oxymoron. I was wrong.
Tarek
Tarek 3 days ago
@Justicar Tiberius lmfao
Justicar Tiberius
Maybe Brexit caused a parallel-universal shift that threw you into a dimension where germans are funny.
J D
J D Year ago
Ouch Germany... that was harsh. We aren't all as ridiculous as we are desperately trying to make you think!
Dave W
Dave W Year ago
We would have already left but there are 400 MPs in Parliament that don't believe in democracy. I'm sure you Germans can relate to that.
David Brooks
David Brooks Year ago
Laugh if you like but we stuffed you twice
Franky Four Fingers
Franky Four Fingers 11 months ago
You think you're free lol .
RobertCraven
RobertCraven Year ago
You clowns wouldn't be there without the Land of the FREE. We kicked you out 1773 in Boston. Deluded.
G G
G G Year ago
I now understand the rise of the AFD...
caty moonlight
You now this comedy eh
jose bello
jose bello Year ago
OMG SO NOT FUNNY...
Yuki BabaYaga
Yuki BabaYaga Year ago
you're so fuck when even the germans can make fun of you.
Tyro Kitsune
Tyro Kitsune Year ago
As one of the many that voted to remain and signed as many petitions as possible to do something about the decision, HELP!
Franky Four Fingers
Franky Four Fingers 11 months ago
I want Europe to hurt Britain because that will push them th the alr right. I cannot wait until Britain go all Nazi.
Tyro Kitsune
Tyro Kitsune Year ago
@S S I feel your still just throwing rhetoric at me rather than just talking with me here. Soft Power is the UK's brand that allows it to influence other countries without anything but their reputation. Its a powerful thing if well maintained. All this 'umming and aaaahing' is making us look inept. If we are going to go global, then all we have between us and being screwed over by, say, China or Russia, is the WTO rules, as I understand it. Do you not think we'd look desperate for anything once we do actually leave? Two years and the government has done seemingly nothing but badger the E.U negotiation committee with weak platitudes bound in red lines that have meant nothing could be agreed on. The evidence to backup the experts seems apparent to me. I'll stick to critical thinking and the word of people who's career is to understand the processes and give their better educated perspective. The UK hasn't earned blind patriotism from me. Furthermore, I cannot let that last comment slide unchallenged. Have you looked outside lately? Cities are showing the increase in homelessness all over. You've got to have noticed more people sleeping rough. They're there because automation and recent, massive shifts are more likely to blame. Don't call people 'lazy' when poverty in this country has visibly increased. Its hateful and dispassionate about your own homeland.
S S
S S Year ago
@Tyro Kitsune What we now need to do to ignore 17.4 million people? Because "experts" say will be bad for UK to leave EU. I have fully confidence in British people. UK can go global,not only locked in burocratic EU. Serbia my native country doing well out of EU government it's desperate to join EU people of Serbia detest the project of hypocrisy and corruption. Food Banks are for lazy people who don't want to work there plenty of work.
Tyro Kitsune
Tyro Kitsune Year ago
@S S OK, I feel your just throwing rhetoric at me. I wish I could share your confidence but frankly: no, I don't think we could rule well outside of the E.U. For one, we'd still be cutting out a massive and convenient trade area and pissing off our allies. If we want to have any further trade relations, we have to follow E.U rules on stuff or they're not allowed. The genie is out of the bottle and we're dealing massive damage to useful, invaluable systems, like SIS; the security network that helps boarders catch crooks. Also, there's the catastrophic damage to the UK's Soft Power this has done. The video we are discussing this on is a good indication that Europe want the UK to just do something. That's damage for decades to come. Also, we do elect our own MEPs, I believe. Its part of a broader democratic process. We had a voice. This seems like getting angry at Liverpool because their MP voted for something you didn't like. Its supposed to be a larger scale parliament that governs generally so we can work with our allies overseas. If anything has impoverished public services and poorer areas, I'd sooner point a finger at a about a decade of Tory rule. What with pointless Austerity measures that gut our services and impoverish those in need. Food bank usage has gone up since they took over. And with the incompetence on display in how they're handling the divorce as well as the underhanded attempts to get a majority on May's deal, I can't say I share your optimism.
S S
S S Year ago
@Tyro Kitsune Agree that parliament it's disgrace and don't act what people are voted for....4% or one vote, majority it's majority. Some MPs seating in Westminster with one vote majority,I think it's Scottish MP from Fife. Why leaving EU will not work,why you people are sceptical that UK can't self govern? Britain don't need Brussels unelecetect birocrats to make law for UK. My capital it's Beograd never Brussels. I am sorry you lots are disappointed but for to long ordinary deprived areas in UK been ignored and this is way showing two finger's to Brussels and London. Revoking article 50? Why we can't revoke Lisbon Treaty? Can we? As sooner UK leave that's dictatorship will be better.
Taehoon Kwon
Taehoon Kwon Year ago
Britain, a vassel state of Germany!!
Jesse Livermore
germans making fun of brits ouch touchy subject in itself!
greenknitter
greenknitter Year ago
"Ze British have one at ze waffle" 😂 Hello from Ireland and vielen dank for this Germany 👍
Dominik :
Dominik : 4 months ago
I would like to see Ireland back together.
Dominik :
Dominik : 4 months ago
Ireland or North Ireland?
caty moonlight
@lutz171165 oder latten am zaun passt auch
lutz171165
lutz171165 Year ago
wie wäre es mit Schuss in den Socken
Francisco
Francisco Year ago
Ohhh Snap!!!
Jack Jordan
Jack Jordan Year ago
they mistake casual racism and insults for comedy, but then again what more would you expect from Germans attempting humour, eh?
Galador
Galador Year ago
Jack or maybe you mistake dark humor and irony for comedy? Stuff that sounds bad in english is not as insulting in german. Its kinda lost in translation
Melody Schleicher
As a German citizen who has been living in England for 14 years, I understand and appreciate this satire. The English still have delusions of being a world empire and, against all logic, cannot believe they won't get their way - and they don't even know what that is. Parliament has become an overly long tragi-comedy which has long ceased to be even remotely funny. As borne out by this piece, Britain has made itself the laughing stock of Europe. God help us all.
marius offing
marius offing Year ago
Lol, that was comedy gold. World Empire?? Really? I think you're deluded. Parliament isn't England or English society. It's a political overlay. In any case, politics is screwed up the world over, just look at Germany. The difference between England and EU lands is we have a longer history and sense of self, which Englanders took all over the world, mostly notably North America, and that strong sense of self still exists there, as opposed to the collective will of socialism. The only EU country that comes close to England in that respect is The Netherlands.
nay bwros
nay bwros Year ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 From Portugal
assault and battery
Brilliant, true and real.
Ettibridget
Ettibridget Year ago
Großartig! Respekt für unsere deutsche Nachbaren.
philip013
philip013 Year ago
It's a bit near the knuckle.
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́` Year ago
Hetze Sendung kann weg
William Southall
WE DO WANT TO LEAVE! PLEASE VETO ANY EXTENSION
GamorneiOne
GamorneiOne Year ago
I’m British and a staunch remainer but this is a very racist video. Remember you Germans really excel at Racism - well done. And I’m not necessarily talking 1939-1945 - your have plenty of far right parties and supporters today. You are a sick, power hungry nation so desperate to lead Europe that you helped create Brexit. Population predictions prior to the brexit vote suggested that by 2050 the uks population would eclipse Germany’s. What Germans don’t seem to like based upon my many conversations with Germans at work is that they hate being second and they are fearful of a strong Uk. Germans want brexit I think cos the Uk is an economic threat. Remember I voted to remain but I also believe your nation is the most evil in history more evil than England and that’s saying something (I’m Scottish)
Galador
Galador Year ago
GamorneiOne you are aware of the fact that our right wing party has 12%? And your right wing party is fucking governing your country. Your comment was actually extremely racist on its own so congrats for that
João Nunes
João Nunes Year ago
german tanks are the best ( even now ), you had the second best BB back in ww2, the first jet fighter, rockets...and you tell me you cant bloody built an AC?....
Schinderhannes Bartelsi
It's a joke about the BER project and the Gorch Fock scandal. Maybe a bit to much of an insider joke for an international audience. This Show isn't produced for that tho.
tjak76
tjak76 Year ago
Interesting: Same satirical propaganda machine that's prevelent in US "entertainment" industry. It's almost as if someone set up a model for how to indoctrinate the public with ridicule of non-globalist ideas without them even knowing. (canned laughter.)
tjak76
tjak76 Year ago
@Galador Exactly the same look and feel as Colbert's show with his snarky political twaddle.
Galador
Galador Year ago
This is nothing like the us comedy Ive seen tbh
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