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Body Shops I Sebastian Maniscalco - Stay Hungry

Sebastian Maniscalco
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Your wife ever bang up your car? Share your story.
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Jun 14, 2019

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Alexandrea McClure
Alexandrea McClure 17 hours ago
I had a body shop say my battery was 5 years old. Just bought it 6 months ago. I also had them tell me my brakes were loose. Brand new the day prior.
Lucas Dunker
Lucas Dunker 19 hours ago
waiting for you to bullet?
ajsvista
ajsvista Day ago
0:27 "I thought I was at a Cirque du Soleil show." ... Great physical comedian!
Prince Madathileth
The 69 people who disliked the video are Frankie and the boys from the garage
E e
E e 2 days ago
You Are HYSTERICAL SEBASTIAN !!!!!!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…
Robin Lukenbaugh
Robin Lukenbaugh 3 days ago
this is the funniest guy I've ever seen, bar none
vrudy6
vrudy6 4 days ago
The captions give away the punch line.
Enrique Ramirez
Enrique Ramirez 4 days ago
Best mannerisms in the biz!
Mischa
Mischa 6 days ago
pussy whipped.
Dean Russo
Dean Russo 6 days ago
I find most stand up comedy to be quite unfunny. But Sebastian is gold.
NTRO 194
NTRO 194 8 days ago
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…
gangsterboogie
gangsterboogie 8 days ago
I'm in the autobody business, and he nailed it from both ends of the spectrum.
P. w. S.
P. w. S. 10 days ago
Eh you been to my house talk to my family...cuz ah that is to close to the truth
A D
A D 11 days ago
I know he's joking. But why is there such a thing in America as your wife telling you to sleep on the couch etc? I don't get it. Specially if you're paying for the house and everything. Unless you've cheated on her with her sister or something, she has no right to tell you to where you should sleep.
Wesley Warsmith
Wesley Warsmith 12 days ago
He didn't say BULLET he said PULL IN. Fire your translator
brett linthicum
brett linthicum 13 days ago
People laugh at everything he says. Itโ€™s a little too much.
Bruno Ellsworth
Bruno Ellsworth 13 days ago
Who is this boring nerd?
Johnny Shabazz
Johnny Shabazz 14 days ago
He is just SO good, from the content itself to his timing, mannerisms and delivery: flawless.
MIKE HUNT
MIKE HUNT 14 days ago
This mother fucker is not funny!!!
Rebecca Oprea
Rebecca Oprea 14 days ago
Omg Iโ€™m dying .
Robert Gallois
Robert Gallois 14 days ago
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Mr_BigShot
Mr_BigShot 15 days ago
Pull in. Not bullet
FreakinFred08
FreakinFred08 15 days ago
...โ€you...have...Orangina?!โ€
Villie Stephanov
Villie Stephanov 15 days ago
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Renaud Villacis
Renaud Villacis 16 days ago
His wife ? He looks like a fag ..scratching my head
Wavetech
Wavetech 16 days ago
One of the greatest performances of a joke i've ever seen. Flawless delivery!! Laughed my ass off!
Manu Gulati
Manu Gulati 16 days ago
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
D_L
D_L 16 days ago
This motherfucker is not funny. I've seen this asshole selling tickets for 120$ to his wack ass shows. Not worth it
Joann P
Joann P 17 days ago
His Jokes and animations that he does, too funny!!
strikkmoez
strikkmoez 17 days ago
Really though, he's good.
urbro2
urbro2 17 days ago
hire young jamie to do your audio work this is terrible too quiet
Rasmus Juul
Rasmus Juul 17 days ago
my girlfreind was backing out ofthe driveway along side our house. my buddy had his car parked waay out on the left side of the driveway and on the right side, is our House! that have been sittin' there since 1930. Now she back up and almost hits the house. (were we have lived for 11 years btw) and then stops, pull forward into the garage againg, only to correct the angle she wanna' back up in, on her second attempt. And just to be shure she would not hit the house she takes a big left swoop And ramms the side of my freinds car. and we are standing right there yelling STOP! my girlfreind moves the car forward again. gets out and says "well if our house wasent so damn big this would never had happened!" like is my foult!? then the cars starts moving againg ramming my freinds car a second time!!! She had forgot to pull the handbrake!!! God damn big house ;)
Jason Davila
Jason Davila 17 days ago
"They're waiting for you to bullet?" Yikes, fire your CC guy Sebastian.
xealit
xealit 18 days ago
...fantastic
MakeYourOwnDamnMusic
Need a new standup special soon... I'm hurting over here!
SonnyGTA
SonnyGTA 19 days ago
Whatโ€™s with the sub titles???? He speaks ENGLISH!! Unlike the retard Dems debaters.
mick ryan
mick ryan 19 days ago
So far 46 women have disliked this hahaha
Michael G
Michael G 20 days ago
Do we really need subtitles for this clip? If you canโ€™t understand a word he saying you have no business watching an English language clip on RUvid.
Malcolm Chibby
Malcolm Chibby 20 days ago
marriage sounds SOOO FUN
roofnkeith
roofnkeith 21 day ago
I watched my ex drive along the side of a Dunkin donuts building one time, I watched in pure agony after realizing my yelling and direction lead nowhere...upon completion of purchase at the drive thru she then acts in absolute shock to even hear me mention what just happened, called me a "liar" and a over exaggerator...while the front fender was dragging on the ground, she says I can screw it back on cause I'm a carpenter...we broke up 2 days later, I couldnt believe she treated that shit like it was nothing...to this day doesnt own up to it...most girls suck at driving
Jofrey Lupul
Jofrey Lupul 26 days ago
He's improving his act. Good job man!
rocco digilio
rocco digilio 26 days ago
STILL THE BEST
Wise Owl Intuitive Services
That was HILARIOUS!
Deep Cycle Garage
Deep Cycle Garage 27 days ago
i don't know who i am anymore
drakg002
drakg002 28 days ago
Run it through the garden.....
Lars Steager
Lars Steager 28 days ago
He nailed it all, especially the part about the wife.
Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana 28 days ago
Ugotttagotowhereigo - my guy - Tony GAGA - Fouuuggeetttaboouuudditt - $9.00 ??!?!? Divide that number by 3 , then deduct 1 = my guy will fix it for $2.00 ( two daaaaahhhhhllllaaahhhhsssszzz)
A M
A M 28 days ago
I saw this live in Grand Rapids. Sebastian is awesome!
anana anana
anana anana 29 days ago
He is too much in love with himself. Not a bad performer, but this self admiration is very palpable with him.
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