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Bill Burr - Motherhood Isn't The Hardest Job

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#BillBurr disagrees with Oprah on the difficulty of being a mother , and explains how he ended up with a pitbull while on tour.
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Sterlo
Sterlo Day ago
2:33 is that Lisa Ann!??
cyberdazed
cyberdazed 3 days ago
Motherhood is not a difficult jobs, working a corporate job with a bunch of a-holes is. Women like to whine.
cyberdazed
cyberdazed 5 hours ago
@Jessica Predium Choose, either t have children or go to work. Today both mom and dad go to work bc of finance, freedom, etc., and children are all messed up. Women feel overloaded and they scream like bitches at their kids, husband AND coworkers. I hate working with them. Women cause half the problems themselves. I'm a woman and I've seen this consistently my whole life.
Jessica Predium
Jessica Predium 6 hours ago
cyberdazed What if you do both?
Ichijo Festival
Ichijo Festival 3 days ago
Apparently, there's a difference between a pound and a (the) humane society-- 'cause mine definitely charges, and also requires that you have the proper environment to house them.
Ichijo Festival
Ichijo Festival 3 days ago
As a programmer who works from home, I assure you: plenty of hard jobs can be done in your pajamas... In fact, y'know what, you *can* go into a lot of jobs wearing pajamas-- long as there's a loose dress code. You just don't cuz you're all cowards. Cowards, I say!
bonzology
bonzology 5 days ago
My brother's a concrete guy and his fat lazy wife always throws that bullshit at him, i told her "go to work with him for one day, you'll be on your knees in tears in 20 minutes begging to go back to watching the kids", the women who make the "hardest job in the world" claim are fucking clueless.
Kartikey Sagar
Kartikey Sagar 7 days ago
The lady on the extreme right at 1:58
Dan B
Dan B 8 days ago
How can you class raising your offspring in the same category as having a job? If you think its a job your a robot, exactly what this society gas built ppl like you for
Anirudh Sharma
Anirudh Sharma 8 days ago
2.3K Hard working mothers disliked the video.
Emma Emma
Emma Emma 9 days ago
Majority of bully breeds are actually so so sweet and affectionate. The reason they get a bad rep is because people get dogs they don’t know how to raise so the dog becomes uncontrollable. Kinda like shitty kids that have shitty parents. It’s not the kids fault 🤷🏻‍♀️
James Sins
James Sins 9 days ago
"to hell with these mother's" ! Dude has cojones.
vikas singh
vikas singh 9 days ago
Outro comics are a joke compare to Bob the builder
Phil Mouhi
Phil Mouhi 10 days ago
Why the hell did Bill Burr just sell me on getting a pitbull
bobby verrier iii
bobby verrier iii 10 days ago
man that area around 5:43 is gonna get Bill cancelled someday
Big White Duck
Big White Duck 9 days ago
bobby verrier iii your first time watching Bill?
K S
K S 11 days ago
Personne a envie de sous titrer en français please ?
Hank Chinaski
Hank Chinaski 11 days ago
I love his work. I hate his fans
The Secret History
The Secret History 12 days ago
Sadness part is Bill Burr mentioned in his podcast that he had to get rid of his pitbull he loves so much, because his wife and him was scare if heaven forbid his baby daughter gets hurt while he was on the road. His pitbull lives with someone else now. He was a complete messed the day he had to give it away. 😞
Will G
Will G Day ago
I'm sure he's doing ok
Ralph Herdman
Ralph Herdman 13 days ago
Why don't you just rescue an alligator and put it under the bed hahahhaha
Suramya Singh
Suramya Singh 14 days ago
Okay. Unbiased opinion. He's not funny.
Suramya Singh
Suramya Singh 5 days ago
@Lean Mean Green Bean Machine Hope you'll recover soon.
Lean Mean Green Bean Machine
Suramya Singh I’m devastated
Suramya Singh
Suramya Singh 5 days ago
@Lean Mean Green Bean Machine Ya. Just like yours. ☺️.
Lean Mean Green Bean Machine
Suramya Singh opinions can be stupid.
Suramya Singh
Suramya Singh 5 days ago
@Lean Mean Green Bean Machine That's my opinion.
Suramya Singh
Suramya Singh 14 days ago
Women have to be mothers all the time that's why they can't be ice-road truckers. They have to do a job which just eliminates their life experience. How many people die doing their jobs is far less than number of women choking their dreams, being a mother. That's why it is the toughest job. If you have decided to be sexist, please, come with something more layered and intelligent. Now, people will be like "you are an SJW, you got offended at a joke." but see, a joke is a part of a discourse and this person's opinion. He thinks like that that's why he jokes all the time, normalising patriarchy. That bothers me. Sorry.
Suramya Singh
Suramya Singh 3 days ago
@Noah Rose oversimplify everything to ignore the inequality. _Victim mentality?_ That's the problem! These post truth makers like _The Daily Wire_ take a very small population of crappy women/other marginalized groups (I don't know if it's not propaganda then what it is) and EVERY FUCKING VIDEO IS MADE FROM A RIGHT WING mentality, which just takes one example and oversimplifies and generalize everything. Your language shows you're into these SHITTY things too much. Secondly, that the problem, he has just oversimplified that thing according to his understanding and presented it as some fact. _Being a mother is a toughest job_ means it is imposed on an entire fraction of population. You said being a mother is a woman's choice. Really brother? They don't completely have the abortion rights! They are called "baby killers" and witches if they do so. Procreation is the law of a race, so please don't come with any Ben Shapiro argument here. We as a race will continue. Women who don't choose or can't have babies are seen as BAD and inferior. I can tell you by experience. People these days are just relying on internet and biased people's opinions rather than books. You're a result. That's why you have the arrogance to start your point with "you're an idiot." K. Bye.
Noah Rose
Noah Rose 4 days ago
Dude, you're an idiot 😂. You realize ice road truckers, OTR Trucking jobs, Military, Police... You are those jobs all the time. But unlike Being a mother you aren't going to die at any given moment and have your entire life wasted. So what they have to put their "Dreams" on hold? The troops or truckers have to put their entire lives on hold and may lose them. And another thing, you can prevent getting pregnant and fucking up your dreams, yes you don't have to sign for these other jobs but they aren't playing victim because they signed for them unlike mother's. So if you got pregnant and now are a victim, you don't deserve your kid to begin with. So, very popular opinion, you're a victim mentality dipshit advocating for more victim mentalities. Motherhood may be hard but it's preventable and it definitely isn't the hardest job in the world.
Username Here
Username Here 14 days ago
Yeah, I understand that. But they chose to be a mother. Most of the people in actual dangerous occupations don't go around telling how hard or how dangerous their lives are and how many people they may or may not be saving. I don't find him super funny either, I just smile at the best bits, but that's my personal opinion. But people have put motherhood at a pedestal, when it's something normal and something that women choose to do.
chinqalicious
chinqalicious 14 days ago
LMAOOOOO THE TITLEEEEE HAHAHA YESSS
Allie
Allie 14 days ago
Bill burr is honestly the reason I have faith
David Rodgers
David Rodgers 14 days ago
If 80% of divorce is not brought on by the wife we would not have so many single mothers... I know ... I know... He was mean and told you no .. Lol..
DaFysty1
DaFysty1 16 days ago
Bill Burr, as usual, gives us some good comedy kush. However, I think that most people in this comment section don’t realize why most moms say their job is hard. It’s their child that they’re taking care of. It’s not the actual tasks that are hard, it’s the psychological pressure and constant worry over the littlest things; the speculation over whether what you’re doing is right for them; all because they love them. They’re likely the single most influential figure in their child’s life, and while it’s rewarding, is mentally very taxing. Biggest problem for the gap in understanding is yall can’t relate unless you’re a parent. Pets and plants aren’t the same as children.
Osmosis Jones
Osmosis Jones 8 days ago
Being a good parent is hard, but having kids isn't
Username Here
Username Here 14 days ago
Exactly. If you don't give a shit about your child, then motherhood is the easiest thing out there. But if you want to raise a good and happy child, well, that shit takes a lot of work. It is difficult.
Gi Mu
Gi Mu 16 days ago
Omg I love this!
raj shah
raj shah 16 days ago
So from now on when someone says I got a rescue, my reply to that will go, you mean you got it free right!?
Username Here
Username Here 13 days ago
@raj shah no.
raj shah
raj shah 14 days ago
@Username Here leave 'adoption' for children.
Username Here
Username Here 14 days ago
I think I would say I adopted it. I know when you buy an animal, that's technically adopting too ofc, but adoption puts more emphasis on rescue animals. And yes. Rescue. You've rescued them from a life of hunger, loneliness, pain, cold, etc. You give them a good life
Aditya Singh
Aditya Singh 16 days ago
Dude's funny but why is all of his content about women?
Lean Mean Green Bean Machine
There are comedians that make jokes, and there are comedians who make 911 jokes. Everyone’s got their own thing.
Username Here
Username Here 14 days ago
Obsession and fame?
Rithrius
Rithrius 17 days ago
Bill Burr is like one slight voice change away from being Gilbert Gottfried.
GIA LUCATO
GIA LUCATO 17 days ago
Bill is a simple jerk. Even his voice sucks. He sounds like a squeaky toy got stuck in a puppy's ass
K8795392K
K8795392K 17 days ago
I think i'm the only one that noticed that there's a lil rat in the back 7:41
Username Here
Username Here 14 days ago
@K8795392K lol yah
K8795392K
K8795392K 14 days ago
@Username Here oh shit u right lmao i just replayed dat a couple of times
Username Here
Username Here 14 days ago
That's his head's shadow
Chris Manley
Chris Manley 18 days ago
I've watched so much bill now he is the voice in my head,I'm going to be murdered
Lionheart_2411
Lionheart_2411 19 days ago
I dont find him that funny .... his delivery doesnt hit me.
Lean Mean Green Bean Machine
Lionheart_2411 no shit
Lionheart_2411
Lionheart_2411 5 days ago
@Lean Mean Green Bean Machine no need to I'm stating my opinion as I'm free to do.
Lean Mean Green Bean Machine
Lionheart_2411 didn’t ask
Kane Big Bi
Kane Big Bi 19 days ago
You can do every job in pajamas if you wear your pajamas
Adam Lang
Adam Lang 19 days ago
Jesus Christ,that stupid you should drop google commercial on RUvid is retarded!
Lean Mean Green Bean Machine
Adam Lang not as bad as the anti vaping ads
Тоня Дурманова
It depends on country, guys. Most of you has electricity, water, medical aid. Poor, ill mother may have real hard life. Ps: her poor ill husband, if survives, does have hard job too. Pss: they, by the way, dont waste time discussing who's life or job is harder
Lean Mean Green Bean Machine
Yeah, but that obviously doesn’t apply to Oprah guests
Draeas
Draeas 19 days ago
I'm not a mother, I'm a father and I can say that given the choice, back when my son was obsessed with that fucking shark song? I would have sprinted into those flames 😂😂😂
Asha
Asha 18 days ago
My coworker made the mistake of saying she hated that song. We like to mess with eachother at work so I downloaded it and would randomly play it just to remind her that even when shes at work she cant escape it.
Ola Ela
Ola Ela 20 days ago
Hadn't found it so must say... the hardest part of being a stay at home mom is '*staying at home"!!duhhhh!!! No social life coz not much to do with baby than feed walk n play since the fitness class /other baby stuff is almost impossible!!!to go to coz of scheduling baby sleep/get ready time(3-4 hours!!) With available classes schedule at all!!! &Dads who boast about easy....u not recovering from a he delivery your body isn't destroyed after giving birth ur confidence isn't beaten n unless the mom has disappeared for some reason...u aren't chained onto the house 24/7 365 a year....u have da career u have your old life still there!!! So no. Guys don't know shit about being a stay at home parenting....as a mom....give the baby to the dad even for a week he d end up as a crazy person by end of it or tougher ones may survive but forever keep their mouth shut about it....
Ola Ela
Ola Ela 18 days ago
@Asha oh wow im glad u got through this...what up with guys n helplessness it so pathetic!! Lost a job find a new one coz baby needs feeding nah??? Relationships r Complicated n i never been cheated on really so cant relate as much...maybe coz i didnt date as much....but im pretty sure i would not keep a dog that aint loyal i d find a way to escape i think n deal with him when i have time..... as i did :D but i had a place to go sort of....even if not ideal... only thing i regret is not having his contact n not being able to have u him know about da baby....sooo tired of thinkin of it but anyway yea good luck
Ola Ela
Ola Ela 18 days ago
@Asha copper IUD is it some kind of ring or....: anyway i dont really like things unnatural so i d probably just stick to da rubber when i finally get back to da game :D
Asha
Asha 18 days ago
@Ola Ela Oh it's been a while since my babe. I just think about that time. I was married for 2 years before I had our baby. He had an affair when I was pregnant. He lost his job after the affair and I had to decide to either stay with him or have him sue for visitation and I'd end up having to share my baby with him and another woman. I stayed when I didnt want to and supported us all for years. All to keep my baby from other women. Finally when my son was old enough to talk I divorced his father. He still sees his father every day. We share custody but I no longer have to support a grown man who abandoned me when I needed him the most. I work as support my son completely financially. I am lucky now to be doing much better with money than I was when I was married. I havent been on government assistance since the divorce but I was when I was married. That's how much that man was dragging me down. I may soon take a year off work to be with my son. Hope things get better for you too.
Ola Ela
Ola Ela 18 days ago
@Asha it wasnt a matter of access it was "living wild n free coz im a hippie sort of deal :D i was trying to get out of da system.... but the guy was just too random to imagine that maybe it s possible to knock someone up like that or maybe subconsciously it s what he wanted??? I dont know but anyway this is what it is now... :P no i am definately not considering another baby anytime soon :D though i am 30 already so.... 35 would be ok should i still want....now that i know what is what.....I d just wanna experience it in a nicer way the way i wanted not some stuck-in-hospital nothing as planned sorta deal..... but i dont know.... u had just one kid or more already? No dad in da picture at all?
Ola Ela
Ola Ela 18 days ago
@Asha did u consider some work from home jobs...? Entrepreneur or babysitting or housekeeping or i dont know what options there are in your area.... u werent married to the baby daddy? It seems that often importance of marriage in USA is not for romance but to get aliments in case it all goes down....? Anyway hope u ll find da right way....
Audree Gousse
Audree Gousse 20 days ago
As a black person I still have to have those conversations cause I live in a white neighborhood. My anti social ass is the one who crosses the street
First Bell Productions
I'm a pitbull owner and I approve this message.
Always
Always 21 day ago
Does Bill have a woman problem XD sounds a tad bitter LOL
Asha
Asha 18 days ago
Bill is happily married to the same women he was talking about in this clip.
Amit Saini
Amit Saini 19 days ago
He spits reality. Bitter about truth?
Ferelcapo
Ferelcapo 21 day ago
This guy has the worst funny:popular ratio I have seen.
Username Here
Username Here 14 days ago
Huh? I didn't get that
WeirdozChannel
WeirdozChannel 22 days ago
Mix with what? Another Pitbul? I died
Bandile Nyawuza
Bandile Nyawuza 23 days ago
😹😹😹😹"mixed with what? Another pitbull "
StarWarFan
StarWarFan 23 days ago
Gave the doggy away 😭😭😭
Val Vlad
Val Vlad 23 days ago
BB one of the best! We need comedians to keep the minimum sanity of human race. Let's respect them more!
cooley
cooley 24 days ago
pitbulls are only assholes if your a horid owner
Dolphins134
Dolphins134 25 days ago
My dog is a pit bull mix but he’s pretty big. He’s like 100 pounds or something and when I walk him and people are walking by, they will cross the street and just stare at this kid walking this big dog. He’s such a pussy though, Jimmy can’t hurt a fly
Maven Esquith
Maven Esquith 25 days ago
It's difficult to be a mom but it's not the most difficult job! It's 24/7, and you're stressed about screwing up the most important thing in your life BUT it's the best thing ever and easy at the same time because you love them so much ❤️ certainly not the worst job, it's the best! But it has it's difficulties that can't be denied. They just aren't the same.
Richard Lopezalvarado
Your girl says being a mom is a full time job ....you say i think I heard a joke like that ima send you the video
JDM Viking
JDM Viking 26 days ago
his side profile looks like jordan peterson and i cant unsee it..
Isaac Nielson
Isaac Nielson 26 days ago
"there about ready to microchip all of us." this man predicted the future
Patrick Ols
Patrick Ols 27 days ago
I hate when people say that being a parent is a job, it's not a job! I am a father and never once did I consider it a job. Maybe if people stop calling it a job kids would not be so f@cking messed up these days
Dominick Mccurdy
Dominick Mccurdy 27 days ago
The last real man
N. Dynamite
N. Dynamite 27 days ago
I’ve been a stay at home mom for the past 21 years. It’s not a hard job. It’s mostly repetitive and thankless.
Skor Skoert
Skor Skoert 27 days ago
Dad: *doesnt let u get a dog* dad with dog: 6:26
Mark Arnott
Mark Arnott 27 days ago
Haa Bill sounds like me watching news reports 😳👍a great comedian that tells us what we hear inside 😆🐱‍🐉👍🦘🐨🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
My2CommonSense
My2CommonSense 27 days ago
Pit bulls are the best smartest dogs there are. They are also the best family dogs and they love kids. It’s not their fault buttholes abuse them.
Nicki Marie
Nicki Marie 28 days ago
The part that makes it hard is trying not to fuck your kids up royally and raise something that's not a complete nimwhit.
Hypno
Hypno 29 days ago
Is this the same gf that's his wife, with his kids now, and the same dog he had to give away?
Kendra'sSponge ASMR
As a redhead who has roofed, grew up from poor farmers etc. Stay at home mom is harder, but more rewarding!
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