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Bill Burr - Motherhood Isn't The Hardest Job

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#BillBurr disagrees with #Oprah on the difficulty of being a #mother , and explains how he ended up with a #pitbull while on tour.
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May 30, 2016

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Comments 2 471
Rule Follower
Rule Follower 2 hours ago
"Lift with your KNEEEEEES!" That bit got me
Melanie Kay
Melanie Kay 6 hours ago
He’d be funnier if he wasn’t shouting 😬🤫 ugh hurts my ears
TRU MAN
TRU MAN 10 hours ago
Halarious as always!
Trump-a-Tron 6000
Trump-a-Tron 6000 15 hours ago
To be fair, both miners and the guys who put out Saddam's oil wells went home at the end of the shift.
Nathan Roscoe
Nathan Roscoe 15 hours ago
That authentic laugh at 3:59 is super wholesome
Austin Shouse
Austin Shouse 17 hours ago
Fucking GOAT 🐐
atm 487
atm 487 17 hours ago
Why are so many people in these fucking comments thirsting over stay at home moms or tradwifes, or just shitting on feminism. Do people actually think feminism is "when women want stuff and hate men"?
charis
charis 16 hours ago
that’s what feminism is today
goibee
goibee 18 hours ago
A lot of people saying that he's just spewing facts. But factually speaking, being a mother is the most dangerous job in the World. Lumberjacks have a death rate of 91 in 100,000. The worldwide maternal mortality rate is 216 in 100,000. So statistically speaking, he's wrong. Don't hate, just sharing some facts that go against his thinking. And yeah yeah I know its just comedy but just thought I would share given the number of commenters proclaiming his bit as truth
Ra Souldier
Ra Souldier 18 hours ago
I attached all my watches together to make a belt... It was a waist of time..
Dennis M
Dennis M 19 hours ago
Every time I have a hard day at work I think of this bit and want to punch a feminist or tradcuck in the teeth.
tobber08
tobber08 22 hours ago
Asshole? No. Obnoxious? Yes.
Pass Datass
Pass Datass 23 hours ago
Lol these fucking camera men.. **Bill makes a black joke** "QUICK, FIND A BLACK PERSON LAUGHING IN THE AUDIENCE"
Bojan Nedeljkovic
You should try Caucasian Shepherd.
caleb sollars
I'm proud of Burr for speaking out against the chipping. I pray for him to be protected Father in Yehuahs name amen
Mr. Freeman
Mr. Freeman Day ago
Somthing you can take your day out on lMao
Ben Wright
Ben Wright Day ago
you do rescue the dogs cos if someone doesn't adopt them they are killed. Saving their lives is rescuing them
V L
V L Day ago
Feminism didn't prepare them for motherhood. Twerking on social media didn't prepare them for motherhood.
YB E
YB E 2 days ago
But psychologically it's the hardest job...
Brian Gallas
Brian Gallas 2 days ago
Fuck moms... Wait, I do that already. 😜
tom lund
tom lund 2 days ago
15 minutes and counting bill....👋🏻
nicolle n.
nicolle n. 2 days ago
Please come to Seattle!! I see you are coming to Las Vegas in December so I am thinking about going. Would love to see you live :)
Chris Porterfield
Pits are awsome companions.
M Sagri
M Sagri 2 days ago
My grandpa fighting WWII against the Japanese at age 15: Almost dies. Moms: yOu HAd iT eAsY
M Sagri
M Sagri 6 hours ago
@Rolling Ormond As a bit of Background my grandpa is from British India, not England, so it was a volunteer army. His dad died and the only reason he even knew his age was because of a property dispute his dad had papers from. My grandpa had no dad so his family had no money, which left my grandpa to join the military without a birth certificate (Most people in rural areas didn't have one anyways), and he was able to pass off as 18.
Rolling Ormond
Rolling Ormond 9 hours ago
How did he get drafted being underage?
Alex
Alex 2 days ago
ice road trucker: oopsie tyre´s flat mother: oopsie tyler´s dead
TheDIFfk
TheDIFfk 2 days ago
if being a mom is the hardest job, than many moms did a bad job - now we have Trump, Bhad Bhabie and many more
lovro jelic
lovro jelic 2 days ago
TheDIFfk Trump 2020.
saint7370
saint7370 2 days ago
split screen with a lizar!!
Colin Maharaj
Colin Maharaj 3 days ago
So putting things into context, in some poor countries, it is very very difficult to maintain families and feed kids, keep them from getting sick, or keeping them alive.
John MacArthur
John MacArthur 3 days ago
It's pretty sad that the truth has to be cloaked as a joke.
Bryan Liguori
Bryan Liguori 3 days ago
Re: "rescued" dogs: THANK YOU. especially those real special people with bad grammar with the "who rescued who?" bumper stickers.
Erin Edney
Erin Edney 17 hours ago
@Bryan Liguori yay! Lol
Bryan Liguori
@Erin Edney 🍕 you win pizza
Erin Edney
Erin Edney Day ago
Whom
RSKR
RSKR 3 days ago
a bitch i know wakes up at midday everyday and still complains.
Vegas eye Media
Vegas eye Media 3 days ago
Is that Chris Benoit on 2:34?! Let the conspiracies start! Chris Benoit to AEW CONFIRMED!!
Bat Fink
Bat Fink 3 days ago
Parenting is the hardest job in the world - to get right. And its the easiest job in the world - to get wrong.
moo kang moon
moo kang moon 3 days ago
Not even funny...
T Oni
T Oni 3 days ago
🤣🤣
Otis Trayers
Otis Trayers 3 days ago
So funny 1 of the best comedians in my era whatever was in Kevin I wanna know just in case I need that for my kids 👼
Arron Nash
Arron Nash 3 days ago
It's not even a conspiracy anymore, people are openly and willingly getting chipped like good little sheep. There will be a time when anyone who doesn't want to get chipped will be made fun of and seen as a paranoid nut case. I mean that's already the case, but it will become mainstream and trendy, like it is nowadays to make fun of the anti-vaxxers. Next it'll be the anti-microchips. It's all so predictable.
Arron Nash
Arron Nash 2 days ago
@Flying Dude Sheep throughout history have been falling in line because they won't or can't understand.
Flying Dude
Flying Dude 2 days ago
Paranoids throughout history have been skeptical of shit they won't or can't understand.
ThatGuyThatDoesStuff
My wife rescued a little ginger cat while I was off camping. Rescued, as in, ran into traffic to save him from getting hit. She never had any plans other than to keep him, despite me saying I didn't want any more pets for years. Fast forward, we still have the cat and he chose me as his human. She's super salty about it, too. Karma.
Chris G
Chris G 3 days ago
The man's a genius
Dennis M
Dennis M 3 days ago
A man works as a janitor and cleans up after 100 people every day: paid peanuts. A man works as a chef, cooks for 100 people every day: paid peanuts. A man works as a teacher, looks after 20 children: paid peanuts. A woman cooks and cleans for three other people, and watches over two kids: OMG YOU POOR BABY!
Izzy B
Izzy B 3 days ago
After watching this, that 12 ton bus lifted above my head in Southern California doesn’t look that hard to work on anymore knowing it’s harder to be a mother I’ll never experience. Dodged that bullet. Also my first dog I found at work. Saved it from getting crushed by heavy machinery. Effort from 1-10 a 5. A cherished companion A1... I mean a 10.
The Hector Collectors
Burr's pathetic argument here is completely DESTROYED on our channel!!!
Paul Robinson
Paul Robinson 3 days ago
They try to use the same dumbshit propaganda for soldier's wives
Simon Mitchell
Simon Mitchell 4 days ago
He is so underrated as a comedian. BRILLIANT!!! And look at that...he didn't swear ONCE! Now he's just showing off!
Liam Toye
Liam Toye 4 days ago
"send em to bed any time you want on some trumped up charges cause you wanna have a drink and watch the price is right" might be the funniest shit i've ever heard. bill burr is one of the most talented comedians of all time
Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark 4 days ago
"Send em to bed anytime you want on some trumpt up charges." 😂😂😂😂 my mom all day lolol
Sarah MacDonald
Sarah MacDonald 4 days ago
Someone needs his tube tied. Hope his mom sees this. They’re not free.
Dennis M
Dennis M 2 days ago
@Sarah MacDonald I work with kids. It's not easy. But the hardest job in the world? Give me a fucking break.
Sarah MacDonald
Sarah MacDonald 3 days ago
@Dennis MWhat's that sound oh it's all the Mom's laughing at your thinking that Motherhood is easy all sunshine and rainbows.
Dennis M
Dennis M 3 days ago
Any mother who thinks motherhood is the hardest job in the world hates their own offspring and had no business being a mother in the first place.
Miguel De La Rosa
Some feminist got butt hurt
Viccatrix
Viccatrix 4 days ago
I came home from work one day and my gf at the time had found a lice and scabies covered dog in the woods and brought it home and it was rolling all over my bed. She got soooo mad when I took it to the pound. Freaking nut job.
Maitreya Huisintveld
stand up comedy is the easiest job in the world
Dylan Mujica
Dylan Mujica 4 days ago
Being a parent is something you become. Calling it a job diminishes the whole role; for instance one gets paid to do a job, but one cannot be paid for being a parent.
Michael Deem
Michael Deem 4 days ago
It's just mind-numbing monotony.
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