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Netflix Is A Joke
Which Anthony is funnier? Beard or no beard?
Lloyd Christmas
No beard
D. Ski
D. Ski Day ago
Yes
Branon Fontaine
Branon Fontaine 5 days ago
Netflix Is A Joke ......no beard
Stinky McBeaver
Stinky McBeaver 14 days ago
Netflix Is A Joke both
Mase Son
Mase Son Day ago
Not funny at all
Kings Man
Kings Man Day ago
4:00 his father is Black.. 😂😂
Zavier Orlos
Zavier Orlos Day ago
7:19 second guy from the left: "is he following me on twitter?, how does he knew it was me?"
Bente Jansen
Bente Jansen 2 days ago
So i was in a fight with my mom...this made my day again
Mina in Japan
Mina in Japan 3 days ago
That last line. 😂
haynesptrn
haynesptrn 5 days ago
This idiot is a sociopath.
refinedsugar
refinedsugar 6 days ago
Great jokes! Beard preferred. He stands out more with it imo.
Mr. Horse
Mr. Horse 6 days ago
Dude in the white button up shirt on the right @ 7:19 reaction 😆 you know he's a "Thoughts & prayers" kinda guy
Dizzi Dreamz
Dizzi Dreamz 8 days ago
Can someone please explain the bell around the neck joke to me. I’m dying to understand it lmfaoooo
Michael kilby
Michael kilby 6 days ago
Don't worry man I didn't get it either... it's most likely not that funny If it was we would have got it
Jon Davis
Jon Davis 8 days ago
Grew a beard.....no....I just say no
Matt Alexander
Matt Alexander 9 days ago
Knowing theres always gonna be a twist at the end of each his jokes. Kinda ruins his jokes. Wish hed switch up the format. So theyre not predictable all the time.
Mohamed Mubarak
Mohamed Mubarak 10 days ago
He sounds like Johnny Bravo.
Michael Devito
Michael Devito 10 days ago
I hate anti-gunners because they are no better than the assholes running around killing people, why you ask? Because they BOTH want to impose their will upon other people ...but I must admit, that gun joke was funny as shit!
j G
j G 12 days ago
This dude. “The bell is really heavy”. God damn that’s some good shit.
sqwale7
sqwale7 15 days ago
I like how you never know how that joke is going to end.
james vece
james vece 16 days ago
he's hysterical in person
Bandile Nyawuza
Bandile Nyawuza 17 days ago
😹😹😹this guy is super funny
Ludmilla Ludmilla
Ludmilla Ludmilla 18 days ago
are these real words - sadistically funny? everytime i watch his show, all i can think of are those 2 words
Cricket
Cricket 19 days ago
I like him sans beard, lol
Stephen Osterday Jr
Nerd or not I'd stii tap that
Andrew
Andrew 16 days ago
Stephen Osterday Jr hot forehead
laylo east
laylo east 21 day ago
who remembers when Patrice oneal roasted him?? it was a classic.
laylo east
laylo east 15 days ago
Its actually when they both were roasting charlie sheen but patrice oneal was just talking shit to anthony.
Nathan Roscoe
Nathan Roscoe 15 days ago
laylo east wait when? I have to see this. I love Patrice And Anthony I HAVE to see this
CesarE Mossini
CesarE Mossini 21 day ago
I did not get the belt one. am i the only dumbass?
CesarE Mossini
CesarE Mossini 18 days ago
@rose rose Oh shit. Hahhahaha
rose rose
rose rose 19 days ago
the bell around her neck was so heavy ,she couldnt walk away anymore ...it was a bell,not a belt cesar lol
edwin
edwin 23 days ago
Not funny
Donald Vigeant
Donald Vigeant 23 days ago
wow these aren't even the best jokes in these two specials. The 90 year old neighbor with Alzheimer's is one of his better jokes
Cranjis McBasketball
As I watch this my sister just texted me... Shes Pregnant!!!! Woo Hooooo !!! Im gonna be a dad!
TwistedByDesign
TwistedByDesign 22 days ago
Good brothers babysit, great brothers drive their sister to the abortion clinic.
Alex L
Alex L 24 days ago
The last bit was FUCKIN true holy shit!
Patricia Mollière
Patricia Mollière 25 days ago
I am in love with this guy!
CheezUS
CheezUS 25 days ago
All I see is a slim Jim Gaffigan. Eat a donut or ten, make a child or ten and all that edge will go away real quick. Happiness ain't hard. Its soft and shlubby from being all fucked out and eating too much.
Colin McCarty
Colin McCarty 26 days ago
What's even worse is the self-righteous feeling christian's get when they pray for something. Like their prayers are priceless and provide an actual benefit to those in need.
Kodi Schitter
Kodi Schitter 24 days ago
Colin McCarty agreed we are over grown bacteria at best.
Colin McCarty
Colin McCarty 24 days ago
@Kodi Schitter and god is just a narcissistic extension of man's ego. Man was made in his image? The stars were created for us to look at? Please. Man is such a pathetic beast with grandiose dreams of his own superiority.
Kodi Schitter
Kodi Schitter 25 days ago
Colin McCarty religion is a narcissist machine.
Delius Maxwell
Delius Maxwell 29 days ago
THE MAGAZINE WERE NOT GREAT!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Super Mojo
Super Mojo 29 days ago
This guy is raw And funny A F!!!!
johana77
johana77 Month ago
This is his best?
simon woollard
simon woollard Month ago
Pretty funny but i draw the line for me with the abortion and gun jokes most probably not funny for some .
Lexington Vazquez
Top 5 for me love this guy
Mackenomics
Mackenomics Month ago
Deadpan delivery = NOOOICE!
Greg
Greg Month ago
anyone seen this guy without a beard?
Greg Workman
Greg Workman Month ago
This hack only has to write 10 minutes of "jokes" then stretches out the delivery for an entire hour special.
climbhigh1000
climbhigh1000 28 days ago
Hack is a term for a comedian who steals jokes or is just bad, anthony is a comic genius
Youtuber
Youtuber 29 days ago
Still Comedy, delivery is key in his performance
Cracker Boxy
Cracker Boxy Month ago
"I'm keeping him in my thoughts." Where? Where exactly in your thoughts does he fit? In between "my ass hurts in this chair" and "let's fuck the waitress"? -George Carlin.
Kathleen M. Higgins
No abortion clinic jokes are very laughable - especially if your there and Not in the waiting room. Beard or no beard.
Andy Broberg
Andy Broberg Month ago
False.
Peter Paul Media
I didnt want this to end.
Carsonotto Cullen
Something about his cadence or pacing that reminds me a little of Christopher walken!
Natalia Bellova
Natalia Bellova Month ago
This guy talks like ashton kutcher..and he is not
Andy Broberg
Andy Broberg Month ago
Who cares how he talks? He’s hilarious
Kaque Burlington
So brilliant, so hilarious... amazing, creative, original, outside the box material with perfect delivery... the best
ScorpioSoul13 90
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT he’s gotten sexy af with age. Total fucking daddy😍🤤.
Albert Huffman
Albert Huffman Month ago
Love this dudes comedy .. definitely funniest with the beard haha
luke brown
luke brown Month ago
I don’t have Netflix, waiting oh so patiently for the new special to be on youtube
Jed Wells
Jed Wells Month ago
Gun control now = thots and prayers
blargin1234
blargin1234 Month ago
remember 5 years ago when comedy was still good?
Jeremy pifer
Jeremy pifer Month ago
Remember 5 days ago when i kicked your mom Squarely in the Box? 📦
Richard Larson
Richard Larson Month ago
You lost me when you made a joke out of butchering babies. Prick
Joseph Marinogfghbhhhbhyfxvnvfunmbbvddfg
@Richard Larson who the fuck are you to say what my mother felt?
Richard Larson
Richard Larson Month ago
Joseph Marinogfghbhhhbhyfxvnvfunmbbvddfg Well fortunately for you, your mother didn’t believe that way.
Joseph Marinogfghbhhhbhyfxvnvfunmbbvddfg
Butchered babies are the greatest gift from god
Richard Larson
Richard Larson Month ago
MsZephyra on what planet does caring about kids being shot, atone for the reprobate act of joking about babies being butchered?
MsZephyra
MsZephyra Month ago
But did you notice that he clearly cares about the people who get mass murdered by guns? People who have already been born...fully formed humans?
J Hennessy
J Hennessy Month ago
I'm so uncomfortable yet laughing at the same time. His humor is addictive.
Coach JC
Coach JC Month ago
HE RULES. CARLIN PASSED THE TORCH PERFECTLY
Danny Miller
Danny Miller Month ago
Not funny at all.
Jones
Jones Month ago
"Shut the door." "Get inside." 😂
1611kjv 1911acp
1611kjv 1911acp Month ago
This is unreal. I've finally found someone less funny than a head of lettuce. The only way anyone is gonna laugh listening to this guy is if someone pushes him down the stairs..
JP Stewart
JP Stewart Month ago
I liked this guy until the abortion jokes. Not gonna watch this douche again.
Joshua Morriston
This is SO funny. If I choked on my food and died, becuase I was listening to Anthony Jeselnik... I would like to think he would find a way to make fun of me... Almost like a way of making me family... So the incidental deathtouch feels more personal. He would kill me with his jokes, then turn away, kinda laugh to himself and breath on his fingernails to polish them on his shirt. His blood red shirt. That he bought at JC Penny. That had a sale on white shirts.
The House of Ten Genres:
BILL BURR is a hundred times funnier
Chef De' VT
Chef De' VT Month ago
Andrew Schulz will make you laugh check it.
Stephen Osterday Jr
Beard = Sexy
biggj21
biggj21 Month ago
Not funny.🍿🧐👎
Bryan Kelly
Bryan Kelly Month ago
Pro abortion, anti gun, anti prayer. Thought he was funny at first but just another cock who sold his soul for some tv time so that he can say “don’t forget about me”.
rose rose
rose rose 19 days ago
AND living in California....libtard
S P
S P Month ago
too much resentment
Adam Baits
Adam Baits Month ago
This guys depressed, too long for punch lines
Four Quad
Four Quad Month ago
He’s no Nate Bargatze.
33,3 Anders
33,3 Anders Month ago
lifetime comedic stamp of approval. and comedic nobel peace prize for this genius please.
Mark Mckeown
Mark Mckeown Month ago
For anybody who has not encountered... stewart lee.. best delivery going. And eddie Griffin just rips it.
GulDukat479
GulDukat479 Month ago
Without the beard he's Patrick Bateman. With the beard he's the unibomber. Either way, psycho.
Elizabeth Ferrier
Put simply, I liked him.
Gaius Baltar
Gaius Baltar Month ago
I hope all the liberal blue haired soyboy problem glasses wearing millennial SJWs kill themselves after watching this real humor
jrbisc99
jrbisc99 Month ago
He is aight. Nothing brilliant here, especially if this is his best of.
The House of Ten Genres:
agreed, never heard of him before, thought i'd check it out. meh. almost laughed at a few lines, that were kinda "clever", that's about it.
Tsholofelo Makete
That beard lets him get away with it. Wow. He looks less douchy with a beard.
chris salem
chris salem Month ago
He sounds like he's telling ghost stories, or he's trying to sound like Christopher Walken
Cory Johnson
Cory Johnson Month ago
Why dose beard Anthony have a accent?
killa nova
killa nova Month ago
"dont forget about me" people, internet's full of em🤣🤣🤣
Brian Miller
Brian Miller Month ago
Anthony is a legend
LARUM9316
LARUM9316 Month ago
How come Anthony always sounds like he's doing an impression of himself
00k
00k Month ago
I didn't get "the bell" joke
Joseph Mendozza
Joseph Mendozza Month ago
00k the bell around her neck was so big and heavy, that she could not walk away anymore...😬
T Clark
T Clark Month ago
Wedding photographer who only takes selfies...lol. Describes 90% of the fuckin population. And that abortion material was balls...lol
señor eric
señor eric Month ago
Didn’t laugh once.
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