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What if you had only one bag to grab before sprinting for your life into the woods? Would you be prepared for an apocalypse situation? If not, turn to your lord and savior, AMAZON, for all your survival needs!
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buckhunter 563258
buckhunter 563258 11 hours ago
Do another video but the budget is a thousand dollars. Pretty sure that will get you what you need in a apocalypse
f u x k
f u x k Day ago
Mark getting excited over something being cheap 🤣
Andrew zamora
Andrew zamora 2 days ago
They knew 2 months ago the us would be burning to the ground
JayDieTye
JayDieTye 3 days ago
A few months after unnas annas started.. a pandemic hit... Hmmmmmmmmmm... CONSPIRACY
R2D2 the Droid
R2D2 the Droid 3 days ago
I know the supplies I would get. Food, Water, Shotguns, Shotguns, shotguns, and more shotguns
Eric Blenkush
Eric Blenkush 4 days ago
Ethan: 35 liters is a big bag. Me a hiker: *laughs in 75 liters being a minimum*
a n y a
a n y a 4 days ago
vi scar
Lizzy IsCool
Lizzy IsCool 4 days ago
This is a fun game to play with friends! (Not actually buying!)
Dylan English
Dylan English 4 days ago
Mark 3 Ethan 18
Follower Of Duck
Follower Of Duck 4 days ago
I feel sympathy for their bank accounts with the amount of times they touched their faces
Nadia Rusu
Nadia Rusu 5 days ago
oh my
Sver Jedi
Sver Jedi 7 days ago
Just buy everything
Katherine McConnell
Literally mark.... I will buy you a shovel like this if I get a try not to laugh video
TheAmericanGuy
TheAmericanGuy 8 days ago
At this point for me $200 would just be spent on luxuries, I got everything from full camp site set ups to guns and ammo and ammo reloading equipment and MREs and ability to hunt and scavenge, and I’m not even one of those crazy prepper people I just like the outdoors
David Eldred
David Eldred 8 days ago
If you use a hammock, you're going to end up needing an underquilt, or you'll freeze if it's cold.
Sydney Martinez
Sydney Martinez 9 days ago
When you're in the military so you already have all your gear. I will buy extra bullshit like fun tactical toys.
Gabrielle Zirkle
Gabrielle Zirkle 9 days ago
Mark looked at a tactical shovel and my brain was screaming at him because he already owns one. Why buy what you already own? Save that gosh dang money!
Ender Onryo
Ender Onryo 9 days ago
I would definitely buy an Unus Annus branded tactical shovel. Knowing Mark it would probably have all sorts of amazing uses integrated.
Quinn Harbison
Quinn Harbison 9 days ago
as a boy scout this really makes me cringe
Chuey 73
Chuey 73 10 days ago
Would’ve been a good sponsor to use honey then save money
Kay in Control
Kay in Control 10 days ago
This one was my birthday vid
Miles Jenkins
Miles Jenkins 12 days ago
I’ve never gotten a notification for this video what the hell. Okay I’ll watch it now byee
TheReaperGrimm
TheReaperGrimm 12 days ago
It’s funny that mark got a camp stove but none of them got any type of fire starters. Like are they gonna hand drill a fire every night lmao!!
Romaniac205 X
Romaniac205 X 13 days ago
Annus Unus
Julia
Julia 14 days ago
Bezoos is evill
Leo Chen
Leo Chen 14 days ago
why does mark always win?
Rice Cooker
Rice Cooker 15 days ago
Personal survival kit: hammock, Paracord, VERY simple medkit (gauze pads, anesthetics, the simple stuff), headlamp, solar panel, large tent, survival shovel, magnesium fire starter kit, and finally some bags
berry jane
berry jane 16 days ago
when corona is over please go camping but like it was an apocalypse OR go camping but you don't bring anything but one item
Rain
Rain 16 days ago
I wonder who would survive longer in an apocalype situation. Mark or Ethan?
Krig Raseri
Krig Raseri 17 days ago
They forgot some super important stuff like a way to reliably start a fire, and a dedicated survival knife. Something people don't realize about those tactical shovels is they don't last well. Since they screw they don't have a dedicated tang and such a weak integrity, and will break pretty quick.
Hardcore Hunter
Hardcore Hunter 17 days ago
probably should have gotten something to start a fire
Harry Nerd
Harry Nerd 18 days ago
Amazon workers in the apocalypse better be getting toped.
Noj 2148
Noj 2148 19 days ago
What about a blanket
BomberBox Beats
BomberBox Beats 19 days ago
10:25 Mark shows Ethan the spiral pillow Ethan: *Starts Moaning*
YEED
YEED 19 days ago
Tactical shovel is a good weapon, too... Just in case, you know?
Some Buddy
Some Buddy 20 days ago
My mind: "Oh baby a triple!" 10:28
Lily thepurplepaladin
i cant believe the master of finances has predicted the future
Alaina Marie
Alaina Marie 20 days ago
As an apocalypse obsessed individual I was surprised I didn’t hate what they had but also I was concerned they forgot a few things but mostly I was like “OwO yes good! Good ÒwÓ”
Mia Y
Mia Y 20 days ago
Basically outro: OH BABY IT'S PERFECT Me: U right
eem_elm
eem_elm 21 day ago
Me who took a winter wilderness survival course and am somewhat confident in my abilities to survive off of only what nature can give me, cringed at many things that they bought.
trevorgrease
trevorgrease 21 day ago
FACE TOUCH 4 TOTAL m=4 e=52 THIS VIDEO m=1 e=12
Mira_Mars
Mira_Mars 21 day ago
Needs more ladders
Rebekka Productions
They actually need the stuff now
Sweetie Bunnie
Sweetie Bunnie 21 day ago
Aaayyy my bday vid! 😊
Kaleb Snio
Kaleb Snio 22 days ago
Last
MaryGrace Popky
MaryGrace Popky 22 days ago
neither of them thought about toilet paper, which is funny considering all the memes and shit going around from the sell-out of all the toilet paper lmao
Alia Rose
Alia Rose 22 days ago
Mark "That's so cheap" Fischbach, budget shopping for the apocalypse.
PORTER MCINTIRE
PORTER MCINTIRE 22 days ago
Total Mark: 8 Ethan: 61
PORTER MCINTIRE
PORTER MCINTIRE 22 days ago
Mark: 4 Ethan: 15
Krista Bemis
Krista Bemis 22 days ago
I always think about apocalypse situations but I never actually think about the things I need. Aside from the stuff I already have at home. I do have a small survival tactical kit. Along with a bunch of lighters, knives, and swords. I say I'm good on weaponry, being able to start fires, and catch fish. But I have nothing nor have I thought about what else I would actually need to survive.
Comrade Internet
Comrade Internet 23 days ago
Micro-brain take: Stockpiling 50 M16 variants, a few thousand rounds of ammo, and calling it prepping Normal brain take: Stockpiling food and medical supplies in anticipation of The Collapse, with an optional weapon present. Omniverse brain take: Making sure you take care of your neighbours, knowing their skillsets, and ensuring that communities are organized to pick up the slack where capitalism and the state have utterly failed. (if you do this last one, the people in your post-apocalyptic orbit who can fight will have a much easier time of it, should it come to that, because they'll have a COMMUNITY backing them up with various supports, as opposed to a bunch of dysentery-riddled raiders who had previously been at anti-lockdown protests and think that sharing is a sin)
Sadistic Raspberry
Sadistic Raspberry 24 days ago
Anyone else wanna see Mark and Ethan sword fight with tactical shovels?
Jake Pat
Jake Pat 25 days ago
But ... I need an extra $2500 for my boogaloo alphabet boi needs.... Namely ammo and an ak47... So ..... Yeah
Black Ace
Black Ace 26 days ago
I think the best way to prepare is to subscribe to a REAL bush craft youtube channel...and pick up some skills. Maybe go camping a few times too just because xD. Then you might know that a "tacticool" shovel might not be the best tool for survival =P (spoiler for those that don't know, a good hatchet is probably the best tool) still an entertaining video.
Aiden Snew
Aiden Snew 27 days ago
So this is why my packages where delayed... the 2 people not protesting the warehouse probably took a while to fill this order 😂
Alivia Nuttall
Alivia Nuttall 27 days ago
3:08 It wouldn't be so tough for them is they had Honey
Elizabeth Trudeau
Elizabeth Trudeau 27 days ago
I think a fishing pole and a stitching needle/string would be good too. Fish would help, and the needle/string would be good just incase you had to stitch a wound.
JJAwesomeStar
JJAwesomeStar 27 days ago
Please tell me theres gonna be a branded tactical shovel 😳
Natsu Dragneel
Natsu Dragneel 27 days ago
They didn’t invest in warm clothing. Bad move 😅
0 0
0 0 27 days ago
Mark's tactical shovel is the very best survival tool
Ender Lord
Ender Lord 28 days ago
Now actually buy all of that stuff and review it all
sophia kranias
sophia kranias 28 days ago
*me, a backpacker, realizing that i dont have to shop for any apocalypse survival gear*: stonks
Jaxcraft 28
Jaxcraft 28 28 days ago
0:54 : Mark is being betrayed! XO
Paige Jones
Paige Jones 29 days ago
There supposed to survive but neither one of them bought food-
Cullen Manning
Cullen Manning 29 days ago
Same challenge but with wish lol
Shae Perez
Shae Perez 29 days ago
i got 36 touches this video... Ethan, man you touch your face a lot.
Alex Waldrop
Alex Waldrop 29 days ago
A list of things that you should always have ready in case of an emergency: Blanket and hammock/sleeping bag Raincoats Spare clothing for all types of weather Good shoes, doesn't matter what they look like as long as you're safe Food Water Water cleaning system Cooking system Tools Flashlight Rope Form of shelter Fire starter or lighter, not matches Waterproof hiking bag so you can fit more Clips to attach things Clothespins so if your clothes are wet, you can dry them All necessary medications (Medicine for your illnesses, ie ADHD, anxiety, whatever, or for allergies and sickness) Water bottle First aid kit Survival guide Radio Form of communication in the event of an emergency Gloves Eye protection Hygiene things (tp, soap if you can, or hand sanitizer) Money if you can Bags (trash bags, ziplock, whatever works) And most importantly: you need to stay calm in an emergency. For all the items I just listed, you need to have preparations made for each person in your household, with enough things to last for a week or more. Safety is very important, and people need to be prepared. Staying healthy, relatively clean, and having shelter of some sort is very important. All your devices should be solar powered, because a battery could explode or burtst and cause damage to you or your things, so be safe. I hope this helps. If you have a pet, you also need an emergency kit for them. For pets: Some form of water and food bowl, preferably collapsible Food Water Litter box, if needed Pet medication for ticks, worms, and outside diseases Gauze and medical tape Emergency pet care guide, if possible Heating or cooling systems for them if needed Leash and collar and such, so you can keep track of your animal GET YOUR PET MICROCHIPPED AND HAVE TAGS If I left anything off, please leave things that you would bring in the comments :)
Sloan Janssen
Sloan Janssen Month ago
video should've been titled, Unus Annus prepare for a festival with $200
NinjaBinjaGAME
NinjaBinjaGAME Month ago
Wow, Ethan doesn't have Prime? Rookie mistake.
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NiceGuyJack
NiceGuyJack Month ago
4:37 u need that tactical shovel
Arturo Montelongo
Buy a code for UNO on best buy online!
Ashton McKinlay
Ashton McKinlay Month ago
Doesn’t mark already got a shovel I’d go for the bow
Dr. Spoon
Dr. Spoon Month ago
Me a bug out bag preppier and seller Bruh
Christina Jones
Christina Jones Month ago
Tactical Shovel...more like a how to get away with murder shovel.
Hannah Davenport
A lighter of some kind would be good
Holly Chase
Holly Chase Month ago
I did this and I went for a backpack first. I went for a tent and sleeping bag next and then a water purifier. Then a knife and a book to identify edible plants. Only then did I get the idea of looking for a survival kit, which came with stuff like a compass, flashlight, emergency blanket and a big flintstone (really cool kit too, a lot of things for just 25€). Then, because I had money and time left, I was silly and bought cookies. I should have gone for nutrition bars though.
Corey Deatherage
But you didn’t buy food tho
Jarona Johnson
Jarona Johnson Month ago
This is such a great "game" idea!
Alex_w1308
Alex_w1308 Month ago
Hazmat suit
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