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A Complete Fail at Getting Marijuana - Key & Peele

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This guy is really bad at procuring medical marijuana.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.

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Evan Amo
Evan Amo 6 hours ago
DOES YOUR FACE HURT, MR WASHINGTON!?
AnkokuEvangeline
AnkokuEvangeline 9 hours ago
Ooh, this one has a really strong finish. 9.9 for that dismount, and 6.3 from the Russian judge.
Broon Squad
Broon Squad 18 hours ago
MATT JONES
Jacques Obias
Jacques Obias 20 hours ago
I wish I was high on potenuse!
J S
J S 22 hours ago
Classic 🤣🤣🤣
chong
chong Day ago
plot twist: he actually has those
tekknobeatz
tekknobeatz Day ago
The look when he said “yeah”.
Clutch n Run
Clutch n Run Day ago
Badger
Blonde M8
Blonde M8 Day ago
breaking bad legend
ceruspen
ceruspen 2 days ago
So badger is here to sell crystal to key and peele
Gameware
Gameware 2 days ago
ayyy white casey!
BlackSkullArmor
BlackSkullArmor 2 days ago
Yo is that Mose
Javier Lopez
Javier Lopez 2 days ago
WE$T $IDE Wicked Minds 13
Ace Tech
Ace Tech 2 days ago
The sad part is it's true that they prescribe for petty shit.
메르메로
메르메로 2 days ago
The worried shadow renomegaly handle because need reciprocally heat like a languid frame. brown, elite pentagon
Andrew Kim
Andrew Kim 6 hours ago
I'm not entirely sure if you're high, insane or just plain stupid
Rahul Davé
Rahul Davé 2 days ago
Consumption
Rohit Banga
Rohit Banga 2 days ago
I see someone getting slapped, I laugh. I like Slapstick comedy :D
Taylor kazemba
Taylor kazemba 3 days ago
I bet doctors wish they could slap their patients
Yong BoGee aka Yung Pac aka YP
🤣🤣🤣🤣 done they too hilarious
Fahim Ahmed
Fahim Ahmed 3 days ago
I guess this is how Badger got his marijuana
Sean Jagdeo
Sean Jagdeo 3 days ago
That slap 🤣🤣🤣
Nico
Nico 3 days ago
You don't have schizophrenia
Jude Ochalifu
Jude Ochalifu 3 days ago
"Something from this century"
Johnny G
Johnny G 3 days ago
I hope key comes out of retirement I'm gonna miss these twos antics lol
marchestral
marchestral 3 days ago
TikTok sent me here.
Dana Lombardi Jr
Dana Lombardi Jr 3 days ago
I just recently got my med card, and the place I went through, no shit had HIV/Aids as a option to check off, I lost it laughing because I just watched this prior to getting my card. One of the best skits
geniusonyeo
geniusonyeo 4 days ago
I just had flashback to John Mulaney's bit 😂
Jampack Gaming
Jampack Gaming 4 days ago
I would’ve said I suffered from “night blindness”
Garrett a
Garrett a 4 days ago
Bro the fishing hook in my lip got me so bad
Damion Betters
Damion Betters 4 days ago
Is it bad that I came here from Tik Tok?
Mohammed Arman
Mohammed Arman 4 days ago
Did anyone else come from tiktok?
Fahad Harun
Fahad Harun 4 days ago
Good to see Badger again.
coolasianbro
coolasianbro 4 days ago
1:38 now repeat it
RINGO 25
RINGO 25 4 days ago
Badger?
Jaiden Arias
Jaiden Arias 4 days ago
Don’t let in smoke, let in God
Jaiden Arias
Jaiden Arias 4 days ago
Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29
Chad Daocsta
Chad Daocsta 4 days ago
Its fucked cause I suffer from ptsd and have anixty nd dnt sleep well nd smoke weed or eat it helps my anixty but bone pain nope but muscle or anixty yes
Aaron Michael
Aaron Michael 4 days ago
Rickets 😂😂😂
Aman Bisht 12D 10
America is weird.
Eduardo Garcia
Eduardo Garcia 4 days ago
It's badger!
Sturgeon
Sturgeon 5 days ago
Where's Skinny Pete?
John Sellers
John Sellers 5 days ago
Tiktok is the reason im here
Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz 5 days ago
Oh shit it’s Moses
hakichiki
hakichiki 5 days ago
#FromHippocraticOathToHypocriticalOathBreaking: First, Do some harm...
HokiePitcher22
HokiePitcher22 5 days ago
"Scurvy....rickets.... CONSUMPTION..." 🤣🤣
HokiePitcher22
HokiePitcher22 5 days ago
Glad to see Badger is still up to the same old shit...
Melissa S
Melissa S 5 days ago
The consumption got me. Haha 😂
VyoamX
VyoamX 6 days ago
Zeke Schrute!
C’Nell - How I See It
😂🤣😂🤣
Zachary Clarke
Zachary Clarke 6 days ago
This guy always plays someone doing drugs
GrimWrld 6600
GrimWrld 6600 6 days ago
1:30
Xeron phantom
Xeron phantom 6 days ago
He clearly chose front hand
John Martin
John Martin 6 days ago
the fact that Badger is in the sketch makes it a million times better
Ran
Ran 7 hours ago
where is he from? I feel like I've seen him before but can't remember where.
Madrza
Madrza 5 days ago
Bruh and he has such credibility too with this type of stuff😂😂
IAMTHEFUSS
IAMTHEFUSS 5 days ago
I was just like wtf. Lol his voice is so distinct
nismo91zx
nismo91zx 6 days ago
Badgerrrrrrr
John Wick
John Wick 6 days ago
That's Jesse Pinkman's homie.
Stanly Stan
Stanly Stan 7 days ago
So basically, I go in, they slap me on the face, and I get all the weed I want? No need to give myself testicle cancer by sticking my ballz in the microwave anymore? Anyone got the address of this clinic?
onxiaftw
onxiaftw 7 days ago
Some people
Rozenn Keribin
Rozenn Keribin 7 days ago
I wasn't a fan of the slap, it struck me as a bit "physical violence to release anger is funny" which when I think of it, isn't something you see a lot of in K&P sketches... But it was a successful attempt to get him his weed! That doctor is so sweet, really comes through for his patients.
LaPulgaM
LaPulgaM 7 days ago
Anyone out in Northern Virginia? The first dispensary just opened up, I'm trying to see a doctor if you know what I mean....
Angelo Arnaldo
Angelo Arnaldo 7 days ago
It's Zeke Schrute!
Tushar Raj
Tushar Raj 7 days ago
Nothing that a good round of forehand-backhand can't cure.
Harmon Literal
Harmon Literal 7 days ago
"u dont have schizophrenia" lmao
Vlad the Impaler
Vlad the Impaler 7 days ago
Is that Badger from Breaking Bad?
EVOLICIOUS
EVOLICIOUS 8 days ago
Prescription? What year is it? 2010? I get mine from the store down the street.
Lincoln Crooks
Lincoln Crooks 8 days ago
Now he has a dick up on the situation.
Ghastly Ghandi
Ghastly Ghandi 9 days ago
That’s not a fail, he got the prescription so that was actually pretty successful in my opinion.
BizzleMyPickle
BizzleMyPickle 6 days ago
This man right here officer
rpsyco
rpsyco 9 days ago
Lied about getting AIDS to get medicinal marijuana CONSEQUENCES
Light Shine
Light Shine 9 days ago
sleep like a baby... with Aids... :D :D :D
Ted Cabana
Ted Cabana 9 days ago
I need Marijuana to help treat my drug addiction.
jay jones
jay jones 9 days ago
"Sleep like a baby... With AIDS" I died laughing. but when your a stoner with no issues you just smoke
ThatGamingGuy
ThatGamingGuy 9 days ago
Badger 😂😂
Bryan Chu
Bryan Chu 9 days ago
yo it's the guy from breaking bad
セータン
セータン 10 days ago
I see mando have been going places after his seperation with the child
Stupidhaole808
Stupidhaole808 10 days ago
Is that Mose from the office??
G B
G B 10 days ago
Oh man, the Doc wanted to give him that prescription so bad.... Dude didn't get it
NESSERUCTION Nizar
NESSERUCTION Nizar 10 days ago
I died when he slapped em.
D M
D M 11 days ago
Scurvy.
Official Khayél
Official Khayél 11 days ago
Even the doctor is giving him clues! smfh lmao!
Amanda Ceniceros
Amanda Ceniceros 11 days ago
Hey thats that guy from breaking bad
Pin 8
Pin 8 11 days ago
Brain dead junkies.
R. Logan
R. Logan 11 days ago
Got mine for my “migraines,” doesn’t do shit for my aids though
Baba Chloe
Baba Chloe 11 days ago
Remember in the TV series Mom(Anna Far is) where that white dude got stoned and burned the living room sit?
ashish bats
ashish bats 12 days ago
Fish hook in my lip.
shmackatrotsky
shmackatrotsky 12 days ago
Heey guys! It's me, Baadger! Wanna watch some Next Generation with me?
Miguel A Perez Guitar
Is that Zeke Schrute? Dwight's cousin?
Slimbo Slice
Slimbo Slice 12 days ago
Im still crying off of "its a fish hook in my lips" 😂😂😂
SQUARETHRONE883
SQUARETHRONE883 12 days ago
Last time I checked, that’s a complete success
Huntsie
Huntsie 12 days ago
as soon as i saw badger i knew this was great
Ana
Ana 12 days ago
Dwl
Phenom951
Phenom951 12 days ago
Anxiety worked for me. Mostly cause its True 🥺
Antony Chiha
Antony Chiha 13 days ago
Liam Neeson: "I've got AIDS" Stephen Merchant: "AIDS, cancer and famine are not really subjects for comedy" Key and Peele: "Hold my beer"
shecutie
shecutie 13 days ago
key fr just BEGGING him to get marijuana 😭😭
Shon Gaming
Shon Gaming 13 days ago
So uh, where is this doctor? Asking for a friend
dude cx
dude cx 13 days ago
I actually need to ask for this, just felt awkward cause I don't wanna come off as if I just want it for getting high. XD maybe it's just me, I was never good at making choices or conversing properly xD
It’s Bigger Picture
The white guy looks like the stoner from jimmy kinnell
Augistine Aquinas
Augistine Aquinas 14 days ago
back when
Big Dave
Big Dave 14 days ago
right off the bat he said AIDS damn son 🤣
Bella Ali
Bella Ali 14 days ago
Key is so cute at the end with the slap😂
Varno Slimm
Varno Slimm 14 days ago
Just here for the Badger comments
Benji Reid
Benji Reid 15 days ago
I was getting worried he wasn't going to get his weed.
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